The Best Layed Plans by Samela

HOT DAMN!

'I can't believe this shit! What the hell is wrong with him? I know he didn't think I was gonna cry? Doesn't he know I will kick him and his whore's ass! '

Oh! I'm sorry let me introduce myself. My name is Kagome Higurashi. The reason why I'm so angry is because I just found out my B>X-boyfriend has been cheating on me with the school slut. I would just tell you myself but I can show you,

FLASHBACK:

"Hey! Kags! Wait up, I wanna talk to you." Inuyasha my bitch ass X-boyfriend said running to catch up to me while I was walking home.

I usually drove but something told me to walk that day.

"Hey boo. What's up?" I said slowing my pace so we could walk and talk at the same time. I turned my head to the side to look at him.

His long silver hair was moving slightly from the breeze. I started to study his face he was so handsome and his lopsided smile is what won me over when he asked me out. (I hate that damn smile!)

"I have something to tell you." Inuyasha said inserting his hands in his pants pockets.

"Okay, so spill it." I replied turning my head towards him.

Usually if he had something to say he would just blurt it out not even thinking.

"Well, I've been seeing Kikyo behind your back." His tone flat.

When those words came out of his mouth I stumbled but I quickly got my balance again. Then I realized that this idiot had been cheating on me with some nasty whore.

"Oh, so when you say, "seeing" you mean, "fucking" right?" I said turning my head forward picking up my pace.

If he isn't decent enough to feel ashamed then I won't waste my time being angry.

"Well.. Uh... Yea. I mean that's none of your business!" He sputtered.

"Well, uh, yea." I mocked feigning a dummy tone.

"Ain't that a bitch? Any halfway decent person would give an explanation, but you. Once again Inuyasha have fell short of my normal expectations. But once again what did I expect? Oh well shit happens." I said shrugging my shoulders during the last part.

"That's all?" He asked incredulously.

"What? What do you want me to do? Was I supposed to cry? You had to fuck somebody and it wasn't going to be me"

"So we're over?" He asked curiously (looking like the idiot he was).

"DUH!" I said walking away.

***FLASHBACK END***

Now do you see why I'm so mad? I guess I'm lucky though I never had sex Inuyasha (talk about dodging a bullet). God only knows what deceases I would have contracted!

The funny thing is that I'm not sad at all that he broke up with me it's just that I had planned on breaking up with him that evening but no he had to go and ruin my plans! Nobody breaks with Kagome Higurashi! I'm breaker not the brakee.

Everything is everything though because being the cunning lady I am I have a plan! (Insert evil laugh here with lightening in the background.)

I'm going date his sinfully, attractive brother. And it's going to be a piece of cake too because the looks he sends my way should be illegal and are in several states! Not that I mind.

The word sexy does not do him justice. Tall with long flowing silver hair (probably way softer than Inuyasha's hair which might I add felt like the coarsest wool ever!

Anyway I'm off topic.) Deep golden eyes, a body so toned it could rival one carved from stone and the most deliciously sexy lips I've ever seen in my eighteen years of life.

Two words come to mind when I describe him B>HOT DAMN! I mean the guy is the total package: tall, toned, and too much for my heart! Speaking of my health that reminds me of the one time.

I was at the YMCA with my friends to work out one day. We were walking past the pool window when I saw him.

His body was glistening with excess droplets of water from leaving the pool, looking at his abdominal muscles I was temporarily struck dumb.

I've heard of six packs but eight packs? The only time you see that are on the really beefy looking guys.

Then our eyes met and it was like time stopped and I lost my breath. At first it was alright, my eyes were still locked with his but in a couple of seconds I would be able to breathe again.

Those seconds passed and I started to panic then everything went black. The first thing I saw when I came to was Sesshomaru standing over me, one look at him and passed out again. The second time I awoke I was in a hospital room. I could tell because everything looked suspiciously clean and the air smelt like nothing.

Since I was bored I took advantage of the situation and flicked on the T.V.

About five minutes later a nurse came in and told me that I had an asthma attack and my doctor would be coming in to give me a prescription for an inhaler and that she would send my friends in.

The first to come in and great me was Sango followed by Rin and Chikira. I could tell by the looks on their faces they were relieved. They all came and sat on the edge of the bed. Rin was the first to speak.

"Hola bonita! Como estas? Rin fue muy triste cuando Kaggy duermio en la flor."

Which means: Hi, pretty! How are you? Rin was very sad when Kagome was sleep on the floor.

Oh yeah! I forgot to tell you. Rin is Inuyasha and Sesshomaru's little sister. When I went out with Inuyasha I fell in love with the bubbly little child and you could say the rest is history. She became my new little baby doll since Leiko (my darling younger sister) was getting to old to play dress up with.

I know you are probably like. Okaaayy.... But why does she speak Spanish? She speaks Spanish because after a trip to Mexico she became obsessed with the language and culture.

"Hola Rinita. Yo soy Buena. No preocupacion. Estoy fina. Quieres tu tener algo helado despues de salidamos un hospital?" I asked.

Meaning: Hi, little Rin. I'm well. Don't worry. I'm fine. Do you want to have some ice cream after we leave the hospital?

"Si, muy mucho!" She replied excitedly. Meaning" Yes, very much!

The whole time I had been talking to Rin Sango and Chikira where observing quietly. So I told them that we were going to get ice cream after we left and got my prescription.

"Sounds good." They said in unison and took Rin and left the room so I could put on my clothes in privacy.

I had successfully taken of my unsightly hospital gown and in the process of putting on my pants when the door to my room burst open with a loud BANG.

"EEEEE!" I screamed as I fell to the floor topless with one leg in my pants.