Date My Mom by Engel

Are you sure you're not high?

Okay! You may or may not notice, if you've ever read anything of mine, that I have a hard time with

keeping a fic up for very long. Nobody reviews. You know, before I signed up here, I took reviews for granted, believing that authors just liked to make people fell sorry and see others crumble and fall. Now I know. If people don't review, that means no one (or so I think, cause like I said, I never reviewed before I signed up for this. Now I always do) reads, and I get discouraged and stop. So you gots to review, even if you're flaming. Atleast that means you care enough to give me a bit of your time.

So, disclaimer: I, ::insert name here:: Do not own Inuyasha or anyone else. But I do own my fish. Even though you don't want to know that. Aw crap, I don't even own him. My brother -in-law bought him. ::sigh::

Yeah, yeah I'm gettin' on with the story now. I gotta stall and make it look long, don't I?

Date My Mom

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Sesshoumaru stared.

Then, in the complete manner of an 18 year old he asked, with the utmost seriousness-eehish the first thing that came to mind:

"Did you get into my stash of weed?"

Yuki rolled her eyes. He was always like this. She shook her head and started to say something but the young man cut her off.

"You got your own! Whats your dealer's name?"

Yuki rubbed her temples. This was a bad habit.

"Are you high?"

"Sesshoumaru! Stop! I'm not high! Now listen. Son, I'm putting you on T.V. You will be dating the mothers of three fine young ladies.You will then choose one of the daughters, depending on the mother you like best. I expect you to be married with children next year. Charlie Good."

"No! You can't make me! I am an adult and I don't want to do it!"

"To bad. You're already signed up. And so be it, if you want my company after I die then you will participate! Or I will disown you. Understand?"

Sesshoumaru's mind worked furiously. The little elfs that stood for his brain raged an all out war inside his head. Half said, "Forget Yuki! You will be perfectly fine with your father and poor excuse for a brother!"

However, the others said,"No! You must stay and do as your mother says, that way you will always be rich!"

'Geeze, can't I just have normal shoulder angels?'

'No'

'Why'

'Cause you got stuck with elfs'

'Ah'

Anyways, back to the dilemma at hand.

'Mom, or dad?'

The blue elfs (why blue?) won the war. He'd go with mommy.

"Alright, I'll do it. But just one tiny thing before I leave."

Yuki rolled her eyes, looking at her son she said, in a most furious voice (or atleast she hoped it was), "What?"

"Are you sure you're not high?"

One moment, I got to go count the dots under the Date My Mom thing at the top.

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Okay! I think there was twent-two!

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Yes, I did just type all that to make the chapter longer.

No, I'm not ashamed.

No, I don't know if I spelled "dilemma" right.

Yes, I am to lazy to check.

No, I'm still not ashamed.

Yes, I am trying to make the chapter longer, and still am.

Review please.