I thought it'd be fun to create Dokuga/Inuyasha versions of the existing Christmas songs out there. Here's one to get us started;

Song altered is 12 Days of Christmas. Original Lyrics;

12 Drummers Drumming
11 Pipers Piping
10 Lords-a-Leaping
9 Ladies Dancing
8 Maids-a-Milking
7 Swans-a-Swimming
6 Geese-a-Laying
5 Gold Rings
4 Colly Birds
3 French Hens
2 Turtle Doves
And a Partridge in a Pear Tree.


12 Plot Bunnehs
11 rOo Pixie Sticks
10 Demon Lords-a-posing
9 Miko's-a-dancing
8 Dokugans-a-chatting
7 Hands-a-Groping
6 Sit Commands
5 Purification Arrows
4 High School Friends
3 Demonslayers
2 Thunder Brothers-a-dying
And a Jaken in a Sakura Tree

Lol! That was seriously funny!! I'll try and come up with something

Here's an on-the-fly rough draft of another Christmas Classical;

Deck the Halls; Original Lyrics;

Deck the hall with boughs of holly, Fa la la la la la la la la. 'Tis the season to be jolly, Fa la la la la la la la la. Don we now our gay apparel Troll the ancient Christmas carol, Fa la la la la la la la la. See the blazing yule before us, Fa la la la la la la la la. Strike the harp and join the chorus. Fa la la la la la la la la. Follow me in merry measure, While I tell of Christmas treasure, Fa la la la la la la la la. Fast away the old year passes, Fa la la la la la la la la. Hail the new, ye lads and lasses! Fa la la la la la la la la. Sing we joyous all together, Heedless of the wind and weather, Fa la la la la la la la la.

Dokuga Lyrics;

Deck the Jaken with fists of Sesshomaru,
Fa la la la la la la la la.
'Tis the season to be jumpy,
Fa la la la la la la la la.
Don we now our miko apparel
Join the ancient Dokuga carousel,
Fa la la la la la la la la.
See the blazing Bakusaiga before us,
Fa la la la la la la la la.
Strike Naraku and join the gang.
Fa la la la la la la la la.
Follow me in merry pleasure,
While I regale of Dokuga smut,
Fap la la la la la la la la.
Fast away the weight yearly gained,
Fa la la la la la la la la.
Hail the Demon Lord, ye lads and lasses!
Fa la la la la la la la la.
Sing we crazies all together,
Heedless of the demons and dark men,
Fa la la la la la la la la.