So, You Like Birds? I Got One For ya Right Here... by Silver Onith

Chapter One

Disclaimer: I don't own a flying shit. Although it would be fun to watch it fly around and dive bomb disgruntled New Yorkers in a crammed train.

A/N: Oh, hey, i'm back for another shot. Litterally. I swear i'll shoot somebody if this doesnt turn out right. Mainly my ADD'd muse first, then my little baby sister for giving me grief...*goes on about killing people* I'm especially going to be pissed if this doesn't go through, because i'm writing this entire thing from my phone because I cant find a working computer within a five mile radius of my house. There might be a bit OOCness.Anyway, lets move on...

Chapter 1

Kagome groaned and rolled over, her once inviting sleeping bag suddenly less relaxing than she'd hoped. The ground dug through her sleeping bag and right into that one specific place on her back that hurt the most. She tried laying on her stomach, but that just put painful pressure on that one internal organ that had caused her enough trouble today.

'I really hope that whatever Kami came up with this crap is burning in hell right now...wait...no, he's ruling over the fires of hell.' With that thought in mind, she dug her middle finger into the dirt beside her, and gave off her best 'fuck you' glare, hoping it would go through her finger and slap the bastard across the face. If it wasnt that particular bastard, all she needed to do was to get in an airplane and flip the bird to the rest of them.

Another painful cramp derailed her thoughts, causing her to curl into herself, wishing for the millionth time that day that someone would kill her, so she could be reborn as a male and have an obese dancer crush her genitals with platform shoes. It was way better than this.

Tylenol was a godsend, but it was a curse all the same, because it seemed to take forever to take effect.

She winced when she felt something prod her back. She rolled over, fully intending to pummel whatever had decided to disturb her, to find Inuyasha standing over her, his foot hanging in mid-kick.

"Oh, hey, you're awake. I found a spring nearby so you can take a bath."

Her intent to sit him dropped like a lead brick. Inuyasha? Doing something considerate for once? Impossible. "Really? Wow Inuyasha, I never knew you could be this nice."

He huffed and crossed his arms. "Keh. I'm not being nice, wench. You smell funny and your stench is attracting demons."

Her eyes narrowed dangerously, as she had the visual of shoving the previously mentioned lead brick up the rude Hanyou's pert ass.

His cute little puppy ears flattened against his hair, as he got the signal to turn tail and run. He attempted to leap into a nearby tree, but the spell yanked him out of the air and into another jerk shaped crater.

Kagome got to her feet, ignoring the protests of her angry movements, scooped up her bath supplies, and stormed off into the woods, grumbling about annoying dogs, and how many ways she could maim the one that kept on getting on her nerves.

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It took Kagome several hours and another bout of cramps to bring her out of her brooding thoughts long enough to realize she was lost. Hopelessly lost. She didn't even ask Inuyasha where the spring was.

'Stupid, stupid, stupid!'

A slight tickle on the edge of her concious told her there was a demon nearby. Reflexively, she dropped her things and reached over her shoulder to pull out an arrow, only to swipe at thin air. Now, Kagome wasn't one to curse, but...

"Well, shit." 'Stupid, stupid, stupid. Stupididiot!'

She repeated her new mantra as she tracked it, determining that it was stalking her.

'Goddammit.'

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A/N: Expect short chapters. My thumbs can only take so much. Anyway, I'm just happy that my muse quit jumping around so much.

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