4 shots for Kagome and Sesshoumaru by danny

Stuck!!!!

Hello I am danny

"I am shadow her imagination"

"I am to."

and if you know me from my other work then know this I got betas she is aleka gianna and she help make this more funnier hope you guys like it also she did more to make it funny then I did

Stuck!!!!

Her first day back and all Inu-Yasha could do was act like the brainless dick wonder. And now after leaving pissed off at his stupid ass for comparing her once again to kikyo she was stuck in a hole.

Yes, a hole. You know those things in the ground although this was on the side of a hill , almost like a fox burrow. Anyways she had stomped off from camp going in a random direction, not caring, only wanting to get away from the fur-brained, over-grown mutt. Tired from her dramatic exit and long trek she had decided to find a place to nap. Low and behold a cozy looking burrow obviously abandoned was bathed in the sunlight. Her tired mind no longer functional failed to put together maybe, just maybe she was a tadbit big for the little burrow.

Thoughtlessly Kagome went in, head first,and then she got stuck. Now she stood waist deep stuck in a hole with her butt in the air, her tiny skirt barely covering her rear. She blamed her big boobs for getting her stuck. You would think with her size of a chest she would have gotten laid by now. Instead they couldn't even gain the attention of the doggy-eared block-head and got her stuck in a hole. They were a curse that caused her back problems.

Sesshoumaru was patrolling his lands untill the scent of his brother's miko caught his attention.

She was near. He changed his paths and headed towards her, curious as to why she was alone as was evident be the lack of scent from the half-breed's pack. He reached his destinations and was greeted with long legs and a butt in a short green skirt stickng out of the earth. He walked to it and poked its thigh with his sharp clawed appendage.

Kagome felt something poking her and screamed. Her legs jerked in reflex then began to kick around trying to keep what ever pesky bug had bitten her.

Sesshoumaru dodged the sporaticly moving limbs and moved to th side away from their range of motion. Hearing a muffeled scream, Sesshoumaru grabbed the legs and made them stop by squeezing them with his hands. Kagome, feeling someone grab her legs, shouted, "Please help."

Kagome shouted not caring if it could be something dangerous. Sesshoumaru thought of leaving her but decided to see what would happen if he let her believe that he left. Sesshoumaru let go of her legs and stood still.

Kagome couldn't hear anything and felt what ever it was let go. Kagome then thought 'That stupid thing left me.' "YOU JERK." Kagome shouted. Sesshoumaru heard her call him a jerk but just smirked. Kagome was mad she tried to wiggle out but it still wouldn't.

Sesshoumaru saw her trying to escape but it seems only her waist was moving nothing else.

Kagome stopped moving. Tired and bored, Kagome started to sing. Sesshoumaru was getting annoyed by her singing it seems it didn't end and it was just plain odd. "Two bottles of sake on the wall two bottles of sake you take one down pass it around one bottle of sake on the wall."

When Kagome ended her song Sesshoumaru was glad untill she began all over again.

"Ninty-nine bottles of sake on the wall ninty-nine bottles of sake." Sesshoumaru's eyebrow twitching showed he was getting annoyed by her constant chatter. 'Just kill her and stuff her body into the cave they will never miss her or notice.I can even collapse the entrance so no one can scent her.' He continued thinking on how many ways to kill her. His favorite as of now ran through his head. 'I will take her out ram my sword through her throat and rip out her intestine and stuff them in her throat and then I will skin her and clean her and stuff her full of pig and give her to my brother.'

Kagome got tired of the song and started to say ten things she hates about Inuyasha.

"One, he is an idiot," Sesshoumaru liked where this was going.

"Two, he sucks when he fights. Three he is an asshole." Kagome started to get mad at Inuyasha and started to say things she would do to him when she got out of this cursed hole. "Four, I am going to kick his ass. Five, I am going to ram his sword down his throat. Six, if I see him, I am going to slam him to the ends of the earth. Seven, he is going down for not getting me out of her. Eight, I hate him, and I will chop off his dick and stuff it in his mouth so he could give himself a blow job. Nine, I am going to fucking kill him and I will use his bones as a hammer. Ten, I hate you Inuyasha the dickless wonder. Hmph."Kagome shouted her voice vibrating throught the walls. She was very proud of her list.

Sesshoumaru was amused at how she could just say all that when she followed him so willingly. "Women are strange creatures."

Kagome heard a voice and started to scream out "Hey you. Were there all a long you bastard! Help me, damn it!"

Sesshoumaru smiled wickedly that she had started to kick again but this time farther away he could see her under her odd garment seeing more enticing flesh. "Women, I got to say you got a nice ass." Kagome blushed in the dark on thing popped in her head, "Pervert." Indiginant, Kagome tried to get out to kill him for his crude words, but was still stuck.

"Come on, Sesshoumaru I know it's you only you would sound so pompous." Kagome whinned. "

Hn." He replied.

Kagome sighed, and let herself go limp.

Sesshoumaru decidingly grabbed her legs, and started to pull. Kagome felt him grab her legs realizing he was about to help, but as he pulled on them she started to scream her body was trying to slide out but the cave walls where gripping on to her. "Stop it hurts." Kagome said as pain ate at her sides.

Sesshoumaru stopped pulling, and examined the wall of the mountain. he tapped on the sides of it then he hit it to the left side of the wall next to Kagome. She screamed as the walls rumbled. Sesshoumaru pulled her out just in time as the the caved collapse into itself. Kagome examined her body, seeing nothing wrong. She jumped up happily doing a victory jig. "Women stop that."

Kagome turned around, and saw Sesshoumaru. She rushed to him and hugged him and kissed his face.

Sesshoumaru was shocked. Many women tried this, and only she succeded to keep her head attached to her body. "Women stop, and I shall take you back to your pack." Kagome got off and smiled. Sesshoumaru started to walk away , and Kagome followed. To most people it would seem she was a youkai with her odd close and free personality, or it was because Kagome had little hearts flying around her head. They soon arrived to camp, and Inuyasha charged to attack Sesshoumaru.

"Sit." Inuyasha fell face first into the ground. "Kagome, what the hell was that for? the bastard is standing there." Inuyasha said brashly.

Kagome looked at Inuyasha with fury in her eyes. "Sango cover Shippos ears."

Kagome went to Inuyasha's collapsed form and screamed "You stupid son of a bitch! Why didn't you come get me? If Sesshoumaru wasn't there, I would have been stuck there for eternity waiting on your dumbass to come save me! So, don't you dare attack him, or else I will beat you." Kagome viciously said. Inuyasha was scared shitless. Kagome was red faced in anger. "Well done, Kagome. You scared my spineless worthless brother just enought to get him to crap himself," Sesshoumaru said with a smirk.

Kagome nodded and turned around to Sesshoumaru. "Well, thanks again Sessoumaru for rescueing me," Kagome said winking at him. Sesshoumaru, getting closer, said suggestivly "It was my pleasure."

He stole a kiss from Kagome. Both content untill Inuyasha disturbed them, and charged at him. Sesshoumaru dodged ,and left to his home, but not before winking at Kagome. Kagome sighed little hearts floating around her, again. Kagome's mood soon changed as she looked at Inuyasha. "If you ever disturb us again, I swear you will not be able to reproduce." Kagome meant it too. Inuyasha shranked away, left to sulk.

Sesshoumaru was gliding his way home and had one thought in his mind 'Nice ass'

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