Inuyasha's Bad Bad Day by ~Nikkari~

Sister or Mother

"Pleeeeease?" Kagome begged as she stuck her bottom lip out and batted her eyes at the large being in front of her.

"No."

"Aww... Come on, just one time." She stepped a little closer to him and smiled hugely. "I promise I will never ask you to do it again." She half stated, half sang at him.

Sesshoumaru scoffed at her statement. Always she said she would never ask again and every time they crossed paths she did what she promised she wouldn't do. He could cut his heart out with his own claws for ever doing it the first time. "Do not ask me again." He said with a curl of his lip in a threatening manner. She was not fazed in the least.

"Just this one time, that's all I ask." She stated with a vigorous nod of her head.

Inuyasha curled his lip in disgust at his friend and ass hole of an elder brother. He used to love it when Sesshoumaru would make an appearance and engage him in battle. It gave him his much needed release of his frustrations, however now when his brother showed up it was one big annoyance. For hours Kagome and Sesshoumaru would argue, and it sickened him to no end; not so much because they were bickering, if you could call it that, but because his haughty bastard of a brother indulged his companion in such frivolousness.

"Would you two just shut the fuck up?!" Inuyasha growled out and became even more irritated when both Sesshoumaru and Kagome looked at him like he was some strange creature that just popped out of the ground demanding that they hand over their most prized possessions.

He watched as Kagome went back to her begging and Sesshoumaru just continued to stare at the girl like he wanted her head to explode. Inuyasha growled loudly and took out the nearest tree to his fist.

"Now Inuyasha, don't get all worked up." Miroku stated as he sat down and leaned against a tree. "Just let them be."

"Shut up monk." Inuyasha hissed as he plopped his self down onto the ground with a growl at his now tender backside for throwing his self down so hard.

Sango looked over at her miko friend and the demon lord then rolled her eyes as she turned to look over at Inuyasha. "I just wish they would hurry up and realize that they want each other." She stated with a wave of her hand towards the two.

Again Inuyasha curled his lip. It didn't bother him that Kagome no longer loved him like a boyfriend as she called it. They came to terms with how they felt about each other long ago, but what did bother him was that her infatuation had moved onto his stupid egocentric brother. He would rather her to be drooling over that idiot wolf than Sesshoumaru.

"Do you think he's kissed her yet?" Shippou asked from Miroku's shoulder.

Both Miroku and Sango had to grin at the kit's innocence and the perfect fish out of water face Inuyasha was making.

"He wouldn't.... not with... with her!" Inuyasha bit out with a point of his finger at Kagome.

"Come on Inuyasha. In all this time you don't think they have?" Sango asked with a smirk, knowing how her hanyou friend felt about Sesshoumaru and Kagome doing anything thing together.

"Please... please... please...." Kagome sing songed.

"Girl I will not tell you again." The deep rumbling voice of Sesshoumaru rolled over the group sitting on the ground.

Inuyasha looked over at them and again growled. The thought of Sesshoumaru and Kagome engaging in any physical anything made his stomach do some unnatural things, like roll over and tie in a knot. It wasn't because of what they were, but more to do with who they were; and if Sesshoumaru and Kagome so much as caressed each other gently... No he didn't even want to think it, it was too horrible and he just might toss up his ramen right here on the spot.

"Sesshoumaru-sama loves Kagome-chan" A small voice came from behind the tree Miroku was leaning against. Rin suddenly leapt out and poked Shippou in the side. "Your it!" She giggled and took off running.

Shippou shot off Miroku's shoulder and took off after the little girl.

"You two stay close!" Sango yelled.

"We will." The children yelled back in unison.

"Well there you have it Inuyasha. Straight from the mouth of Sesshoumaru's ward." Miroku stated with a wave of his hand towards the two in question.

Sango looked at Inuyasha and couldn't hold in the giggle at the face he was making. He looked as if he just stepped in a foul substance and then took a big whiff of it to make sure that what he stepped in was the source of the stink. Then with what Miroku said she fell over laughing.

"Ya know Inuyasha, if Sesshoumaru and Kagome end up together that means..." Miroku looked mischievously at the inu. "You kissed your sister."

Inuyasha didn't know if he should hurl or kill the hōshi. That was the one thought he was trying to keep out of his head ever since this whole 'thing' with Sesshoumaru and Kagome started. Yea he had kissed Kagome and it was at that moment that he and Kagome decided that they would never be nothing more than just friends. The kiss, although passionate, did nothing for either of them and were the truth to be told they were both disgusted by the whole thing afterwards. However, that didn't mean she had to move her infatuation on to the bastard of the west, in effect creating the possibility of them becoming siblings.

Sango tried to stop herself, she really did, but she just had to say it. "I didn't know you felt that way about your sister." She stated then began laughing all the harder.

Inuyasha rose to his feet and growled threateningly at the taijiya, who just continued to laugh. Instead of responding to her comment he stomped over to his baka of a brother and more so of a best friend. "I will not allow you to mate her!" He bellowed with a clawed finger pointed in Sesshoumaru's face.

Sesshoumaru just stared blankly at the hanyou and Kagome's jaw hit the ground. "Little brother, I will do as I please." He stated then turned back to the girl, dismissing the hanyou. 'Mate the girl indeed.' He thought with an inward snort. He would never, although he did enjoy teasing and baiting her into petty arguments; why he didn't know and since he didn't have to justify his actions to anyone but his self he would do as he pleased.

"Oh no you don't!" Inuyasha growled. "If you mate her then she will become my sister and I do not..."

"Inuyasha!" Sango sang out. "You're heading into some dangerous ground if you finish that sentence!"

"Want her for a sister!" It was too late, he said it and now he had to pay for it.

Kagome pulled her mouth closed with a click of her teeth and stared hard at the hanyou. "I-Nu-Ya-Sha" She said each syllable of his name in a deadly slow manner, causing said hanyou to begin back peddling.

"No Kagome that's not what I meant!" He stated as he held his hands out in front of him waving them back and forth in order to prevent the oncoming sit.

Kagome crossed her arms over her chest. "Then do tell Inuyasha what DID you mean?"

"Well... I uh... I meant that uh..."

"That'll save ya Inuyasha." Miroku tossed over.

Inuyasha snapped his head over and stared hard at the monk then was pulled back by Kagome.

"I'm waiting Inuyasha."

Sesshoumaru had a small smirk playing on his lips. He knew what was coming and enjoyed it immensely when the girl would sit the hanyou to hell.

"It's..." There was no hope for it; he was just going to have to say it out loud, no matter how bad it made his stomach turn. "It's just that if he mates you, you will be my sister and that means I kissed my sister." He paled terribly as the last words left his lips.

Kagome didn't fare much better. Her mouth fell open and her skin began to slowly turn white. Quickly she pulled her senses back together. "Osuwari Inuyasha!" She stamped her foot to the ground. "That is soooo gross!" She stated while wrinkling her nose in disgust.

Before she could say anything more Sesshoumaru just had to throw his two cents in. "Inuyasha perhaps it will please you to know that this girl is not the only being associated to you that I have indulged in pleasure with."

Inuyasha pulled his head out of his hole and stared in paled shock at his brother. "What?"

Sesshoumaru couldn't stop the smirk from gracing his lips. Sure what he was about to say was a complete lie, but it was going to be a lie that would give him great pleasure, especially when it came to the look on the hanyou's face. "I indulged your mother in the pleasure of the body, and it is a good possibility that I am your sire." His smirk grew into an evil grin as he continued. "Therefore, were I to mate this miko she wouldn't be your sister, but your mother."

Kagome stared wide eyed at the demon lord with mouth agape. "What?" She whispered in shock.

Sesshoumaru cut his eyes over to the girl, then back down at the hanyou, who kept opening and closing his mouth trying to spit out something, anything in response to Sesshoumaru's statement.

"Gawd Sesshoumaru that is... Eww!" Kagome yelled as she slapped her hands over her mouth like she was going to toss up her lunch.

Sesshoumaru turned his back to the hanyou then winked slyly at Kagome. "Come Kagome I desire to mate you." He then began to walk away.

Kagome grinned at his retreating form, realizing that he was just taking a jab at Inuyasha and grinned even bigger when she realized that he had said her name. She just loved the sound of her name rolling off his lips and every time she saw him, she just had to hear him say it. She turned to Inuyasha and stated. "Now be a good boy for mommy and I will be back soon." She patted his head then took off running after Sesshoumaru.

Sango and Miroku couldn't hold it in any longer, especially when a pale sickly looking Inuyasha pulled his self out of his hole and solemnly sat down next to them.

As Miroku looked at the hanyou he just had to say it. "It looks like we're going to be one big happy family! Perhaps you will have a new sister or brother soon." He then began laughing so hard that tears rolled down his cheeks, when the hanyou's gold eyes rolled back into his head as he passed out cold.