A Day out of the Everyday by Smittee

The Inu's curiousity

On a beautiful, summer's day in Sengoku Jidai, to Inu brothers have found a way to get along. Well, more or less Kagome has them both on a tight leash. Miroku had left on Haji to visit his sensei. Sango took Shippo and Kirara off to do something. Rin and Jaken had taken Ah~Un to pick wildflowers. So, Kagome was stuck with the two brothers. Kagome sat upon a hill with the two, her arms stretched behind her to keep her top half up. Her head was tilted so that she may look upon the passing clouds overhead. A smile was stretched out upon her face.

Inuyasha kept sending glares at his brother, not appreciating his stay with them. But, he knew Kagome and him were in loved, and so Inuyasha dared not go after Sesshomaru. Otherwise, the wrath of Kagome's 'sit' would be upon him. So, he sat upon the hill with the two, his arms crossed in front of him, and his legs crossed as well before him. He would look to his brother and glare, look to Kagome and sometimes sigh, and then look to the grass he was sitting on.

Sesshomaru, just glad to be around Kagome, complied with her wishes. He would not harm the hanyou for his idiocy, and in return would be able to sit there on the hill with them. Not to mention he desired not to see the wrath of Kagome's anger. She didn't have a 'sit' command for him, but her temper was just as bad, if not worse. So, he would steal glances towards Kagome. But he mostly kept his eyes looking straight in front of him, as if going into a tranquil state.

Yes, all seemed a peace and quite time. But, all of a sudden, a surprise came to the void of noise.

"Kagome,"asked Inuyasha,"Why is it you still get captured so much?"

A little annoyed, Kagome answered with,"What do you mean 'still get captured'?!'

Sesshomaru, now interested in the conversation, turned his head towards the two. "Actually, he is quite right, Kagome. Even after I joined the group, you were kidnapped three times, while we fought off demons to save you. Why is that?"

Truthfully, Kagome didn't know why it happened. 'You'd think I'd know when It's coming by now. I at least figured out very ugly, and sometimes bug-eyed, people are usually the ones to kidnap me. But, ti's always the off ones that catch me off hand now. But still-' She cut off her thoughts and replied once more. "You too, Sesshomaru? Well, I guess it's because it happens so fast."

"Yeah, that's true. But shouldn't you be able to, I don't know, figure out how to get out of these situations? I mean, these guys' strategies seem to almost always be the same. And, not to sound too mean, but they all are about the same strength,"answered Inuyasha.

"Yes. Why can't you just try and purify them,"asked Sesshomaru, adding on.

"Well-I-uh..." They got her now. She was cornered. "Well, I'm not all entirely-"

"How I see it, you want to get captured, just so we can save you!" Inuyasha placed his hand on his knee.

Kagome's jaw dropped. "Inuyasha, how could you think such a thing?! Sesshomaru, don't tell me you'd think I'd do that!"

Sesshomaru had cupped his chin. "You know, Inuyasha does have a point."

Kagome was stunned. 'Something's wrong here. Inuyasha and Sesshomaru agreeing on this?!' All of a sudden, she saw them both...laughing? 'What in the world? Wait a minute...'

"Inuyasha? Sesshomaru? It's not really you guys is it?"

Two puffs of smoke came up. Two monkey sprites showed their true forms and began to roll over, laughing. But, they soon stopped and gulped, seeing the anger boiling to the surface. Soon after, they could be seen running for their lives, Kagome yelling,"I'll get you for this!" When finally getting to them, and giving both nice, large bumps on their noggins, she sat down and thought about something. 'Wait a minute, aren't their three monkey sprites?'

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"Get back here, you little runt! Get this stone off my hand! Or, you could have at LEAST have given a different rock to Sesshomaru! I don't want to be connected to HIM for the REST of my LIFE!"

"For once, I agree with you, Inuyasha,"growled out Sesshomaru. "How dare he look like Kagome and PULL a trick like that on THIS SESSHOMARU!"

What did the last monkey do to the two brothers, to make them both attached to the same stone? The world may never know. But I'll tell you one thing, Sesshomaru and Inuyasha will never tell another soul this happened...That is, if they ever get it off in time, before Kagome finds out and starts asking questions.

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Yep, just a random, one chapter fanfic. Still not tired, but I need to try and sleep again. So, let's hope I do it this time! Oh, and I don't own any of Rumiko Takahashi's characters. I'm just writing fanfics for entertainment.