Diary of A Taiyoukai by omizumaru

Chapter One

Day 1:

Longest day that this Sesshomaru can recall in his very long life. Attempted to claim father's fang as my own, only to be thwarted by the hanyou and his scantily clad wench. Dismal results. Am quite irritated. Where is the toad? This was all his stupid idea in the first place.

Arms, swords and battles lost: 1 each

Sharp kicks owed to retainer: Innumerable

Very bad

Day 2:

Still alone in woods. No sign of toad and no one to torture or maim in my anger and frustration. Very sad. Dirty ningen child trying to feed me mushrooms. Unknown if they have magic powers. In any case, not interested.

Human children scared: 0

Magic Mushrooms eaten: 0

Very, very bad

Day 3:

Am now being fed sticks. Still no sign of toad. Arm tingles, though it is absent from my person. Out of sheer boredom attempted to converse with child. Not her forte.

Beings slaughtered: 0

Retainers found: 0

Beginning to think death is acceptable.

Day 4:

Human child showed up dirty and bruised. Am somewhat angered, though do not understand reasoning. Suppose lack of food, water, and activity have damaged mental capacities. Have decided retainer is worthless. Pup's name is Rin.

Names learned: 1

Angry and irrational thoughts: 728

Dull

Day 5:

Girl did not show up today, although toad finally came back. First of many swift kicks given to him. Should be grateful I do not continuously kill and revive him for my amusement. Took advantage of restored mobility by having a bath in nearby hot spring.

Cumulative distance covered by kicked retainer's: 342 feet

Softness of skin after soak in spring: Up 25%

Better

Day 6:

Thought about all the female youkai I have rutted. Am going mad from sitting in same place. Arm almost healed. Toad very lumpy from abuse. Should lay off so we can leave tomorrow.

Youkai I have rutted: 24

Very good. Wait. Heard one is pregnant.... Not good for me.

Day 7:

Found girl's body on forest path. Revived her despite toad's shrieking. She is following me now. Will surely mean I have to be more cunning in my search for shampoo ingredients.

Wolves killed: 8

Members in pack: 3

A truly wonderful day.

This may continue.... not really sure. Just an idea that struck me in the early hours of the morning.