Four Am Never Gets Old by kisa_wynter3

CHEESE!!! 3

Four AM Never Gets Old

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Kisa: Read duckie, READ! And review.

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Kagome lay in her bed, a medium sized white dog lay by her right side. It had a purple beaded necklaces that had white fans here and there.

To her left was a black cat, it had blue and purple spreed out in it's fur. The odd thing about this animal was the two small sliver hoops on it's left ear and the hanging cross on it's right.

Down at the foot of the bed was a large white dog that had two maroon stripes on each furry cheek, and a blue crescent moon on it's doggy forehead.

It opened it's oddly golden eyes and looked at the clock sitting on the bed stand. The red numbers blinked 6:32 a.m.

The dog opened it's mouth and let out a loud howl.

The smaller white dog jumped and fell of the bed, the cat glared at the dog as it's hair stopped standing on end.

While our poor Kagome epped and set up, arms crossed in front of her.

"Don't shot! Don't shot!"

The cat kicked her in the side with her back paw.

Kagome looked at the cat the the dog, she sighed and got out of bed.

"That was mean, Sesshomaru."

She epped as she tripped over the smaller white dog.

"InuYasha? Why are you on the floor?"

InuYasha glared at her and walked away.

"Jerk."

Kagome stood and walked into her kitchen.

The cat fallowed her, stretching.

"What do you want for breakfast, Kisa?"

"Anything that doesn't have meat in it."

Came a female voice, yet the cats mouth never moved.

"Okay then...Omelet?"

"I'm a vegan, moron."

"Fine. Kami, who ever heard of a vegan cat?"

"Oh, you know why I'm vegan, and a cat."

Sesshomaru walked in and sat next to Kagomes legs.

"Food, mortal."

Came the deep and beautiful voice we all love.

"Stop calling me 'mortal,' dog."

Sesshomaru glared and nipped at her ankle.

"STOP THAT!"

Kisa let out a vary cat like giggle and jumped on the counter.

"It was just a little love bite, Kagome."

Kagomes face went red and Sesshomaru barked at Kisa.

"Shut it, you stupid cat."

InuYasha said as her walked in.

"Dumb, mutt."

Kisa walked to the other end of the counter and stared at him.

"Bitch! I'd like to hear you say that again. Better yet, I'll make you say it again"

"Dumb. Mutt."

She said in a calm voice.

"BITCH!"

A cloud of blue smoke went around her.

"Come on puppy boy, say it again."

A human 17 year old girl sat in that cats place...naked.

"PUT SOME DAMN CLOTHS ON!"

InuYasha yelled turning his head.

The girl had long black hair that had purple and blue strikes here and there. Her eyes were a purple gray.

Kagome blushed and handed Kisa a towel to put on, while Sesshomaru looked at the now vary insterring tile floor.

"Why thank you."

She kissed Kagome on the cheek and jumped off the counter and walked into another bedroom.

Kagome shook her head and went back to fixing the food.

Red smoke then went around InuYasha and Sesshomaru grabbed a towel with his mouth and through it at him.

InuYasha put it on and walked into the room next to Kisa's.

Sesshomaru just sighed and walked into his room, not long after white smoke came from his room and the door shut.

'Well at lest they're back to normal, well as normal as they get.'

Kisa came out of her room wearing a cut up white tee-shirt and jean shorts with grey leggings and pink nets, black tie up boots covered her feet.

"Good morning."

She said with a smile and sat back down on the counter.

"Get off of there."

Kagome knocked her lightly with her wooden cooking spoon.

Kisa rubbed her head and jump down.

"Meany."

She sat down on a siting mat and glared half heartily at Kagome.

InuYasha walked in wearing a red tank and black baggy jeans that had red spiked removable straps.

"I'll just go to Sango and Miroku's cafe for some food, you're too slow."

He grabbed his black 'Bleach' book bag and started to leave but was stopped by the evil and crazy...KISA!

(Dun! Dun! Dun!)

"Shut. Up. And. Sit. Down."

InuYasha gulped and sat down on a mat across from Kisa.

"Good, boy."

She said smiling, she really was crazy.

Poor InuYasha.

"This reminds me of old times. Me telling you what to do, you listening."

Kisa leaned her chin on her palm and sat her elbow on the table.

"Because you'd beat me up if I didn't."

Mumbled InuYasha.

"You where all for it when I said we should teach each other how to kiss. I don't mean just 'kissing' kissing, I'm talking about the make out stuff."

Kagome looked a little shocked at the two.

"I thought...You said you two...Sister and brother..."

Kagome spluttered.

"Thats all we ever did. And I do have to say, I made Inu a great kisser."

InuYasha blushed as Kisa winked at him.

"Wh-whatever!"

"You know, I never found out how Sesshou kissed..."

She sat there for a moment then jumped up and walked into Sesshomaru's room.

"Hay, sexy. I was wondering if you're a good kisser or not. You know I taught you brother how to kiss and I did do a great job. But then that got me thinking, 'What if Inu's better the Sesshou! The world will fall to pieces!' So I need to know if-mhw!"

Kisa stopped and Kagome went wide eyed.

'Did he kill her?'

"Um...Kisa? Are you okay?"

Kagome slowly walked to Sesshomaru's room but stopped as Kisa walked out a smile on her face.

"If I didn't know Sesshou and if I hadn't dated him already and known we don't work then I would so wanna date him right now."

"What happened?"

Kagome asked just as Sesshomarus door shut.

"Well to put it simple, Sess just let me know who's the better kisser out of the brothers."

"If you have already dated him, shouldn't you know that?"

InuYasha said, a little pissed his brother was 'better' in Kisa's eyes.

"We tried dating but it didn't feel right, but we're still close. A lot of his old girlfriend told him that if he didn't stop hanging around me they would dump him, so he dumped them. They thought he was fucking me behind they're back. Hell if we did that, we'd do it in front of them!"

Kisa started laughing as Kagome shook her head and served the food.

"Sessy-baby, foods done!"

Sesshomaru walked out glaring at the innocently smiling Kisa.

"That's not my name."

He was wearing a white tank and a black button up tee that was unbuttoned, his black baggy jeans had a studded belt to hold them up.

Hanging from his neck was a sliver cross and a lose black dog collar.

"It's cute though."

Sesshomaru glared at Kagome as she glared back.

"We have just witnessed a classic example of what I like to call 'misdirected rage'. I believe the technical term is 'being an ass'."

Kagome giggled as Sesshomaru's glare was directed to Kisa, who stuck her tongue out.

"Charming."

Sesshomaru sat next to Kisa and Kagome sat across from him.

"So what's on the list for today?"

Kisa ask as she devoured a poor helpless waffle.

'I hope I'm never reincarnated as a waffle.'

Why Sesshomaru thought this, he will never know, nor will we.

The point is?

It's funny as shit.

Well I think so, anyway, back to the story.

Kagome pulled out a pink kitty note pad that had different things written on it in purple sparkly gel.

Sesshomaru raised an eye brow.

Kisa looked up and noticed Sesshomaru current poss.

"YOU! Put that damn eye brow down!"

"Guys! Shut it. Now lets see...

Hit the cafe,

Hot topic,

Pick up new Dresden Cd,

hit Momiji's old house."

Kagome read them off as InuYasha grabbed his bag and stood by the door.

"Let's get going!"

"Fine, fine."

Kisa got up and ran out the door, yelling something about shot gun. InuYasha ran after her...Saying things that don't need to be repeated.

"I still can't believe Momiji got you guys."

Sesshomaru glared at Kagome and walked out the door.

Kagome looked at the dishes and shrugged.

'The sea of decay continues.'

"STOP THE DAMN CAR!!!"

For some reason Kagome let Kisa drive, big mistake.

"God, Kisa! At lest pull over and peel the racoon of the hood!"

"He's resting, let the tyke be."

"RESTING?!?!? WATCH OUT!!!"

They barley missed a happy couple crossing the street.

"GET YOU DAMN TOUNGE OUTA HER THOART AND WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING!!!"

"Why the hell did you let her drive?!"

Sesshomaru glared at the smiling Kagome.

"She's the one who drives us when we're on a job! I thought it wouldn't hurt, we'll get to the cafe faster!"

InuYasha, the poor fool, was sitting next to Kisa with a green face.

Sad.

Funny, yet sad.

A song came on the radio and all the passengers faces paled.

Kisa romped on the gas as Bat Country by Avenged Sevenfold started.

Kisa had a strange love of all kinds of music, she would ether dance or sing to it, some times both, but for now it was driving fast, really really fast.

"WE PAST THE CAFE!"

Kisa did a very very illegal U-turn and parked perfectly out side of a nice looking cafe, enter-net acceptable.

Kisa jumped out along with Kagome, Sesshomaru slugged out and InuYasha hugged a street sign.

"Something un-moving!"

Sesshomaru grabbed InuYasha and dragged him into the cafe, which was full of goth/punk manga reading teens.

"Naraku!"

Kisa jumped into the lap of a 20 year old man.

He had black shaggy hair that went to his ears and amazing red eyes, he was wearing a black button up dress shirt and black jeans, one small wallet chain hung from the left pocket.

"Nice to see you to, Kisa."

InuYasha glared at Naraku, who ignored him.

Sesshomaru didn't really like Naraku, they had been middle school enemies, but he didn't bother him any more.

InuYasha still hated him though, something to do with a flight of stairs and a penguin.

Kagome never had a problem with him, he liked her in the second grade but that was it.

Kisa met him a year ago and became friends fast, every one thinks Naraku has a big thing for her because she can say or do what ever she wants to or around him and he doesn't care.

Plus he's like a different person around her.

"So you guys are back to normal. I still can't believe Momiji cursed you three. InuYasha, I was expecting but Sesshomaru, Kagome? Never."

Naraku smirked as InuYasha walked away to talk to Sango, the owner.

Sango use to work with them but she quite after she and Miroku, also a former working buddy, got married and had their son, Shin.

Really cute little brown haired, purple eyed, sweet hearted kid.

He was six now, and a player. That kid had so many girl friends it was unreal.

'Yep, he's Miroku's alright.'

Kisa jumped off of Naraku and ran up to Miroku as he came out of the back with four coffee drinks.

"Let me help Miroku."

Miroku blocked Kisa from getting the drinks.

"Na-uh. Remember last time I had you help? You drank all FIVE that I had you hold. I'll never forget the yelling I got from Kagome and Sesshomaru, never."

He shivered at the memory and Kisa pouted.

"Fine."

She turned on her heal and went back over to Naraku, who was showing Kagome something on his laptop.

"What yea guys looking at?"

"Pirates of the Caribbean 3: At Worlds End preview."

Kisa jumped on Naraku's lap and watched with glee...And drool.

"Ew, Kisa."

"What? Jack's hott, I can't really help myself."

Kagome giggled at the two, Kisa was worse than Sesshomaru when Amy Lee came to view.

And that is....just....wow.

Sesshomaru, where is he you ask-er think?

Well he is talking to a young boy named Shippo about something guyish, who cares it's boring.

Maybe about cars or something.

"So when will you and I be going on a date to watch Pirates?"

Naraku blushed a little but smiled at Kisa.

"Any time."

"Heh, I knew I was loved!"

She hugged him and stood up.

"We should get going, right Kagome?"

"Yeah."

Kagome stood also and walked up to Sesshomaru and Shippo.

"Fluff'n boots lets get going."

Sesshomaru glared at her and told Shippo he'd call him latter.

They said their goodbyes and see yea latter's and were off.

To where?

We'll find out next time!

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Kisa: Ha.

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