Kagome Goes To Med-School by kisa_wynter3
Chapter 1: How many WAFFLES does it take?
The Dresden Dolls
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Kisa: Ello! I am a new comer on SS and I just wanna say hi and stuff.
I hope you all like this story. If not, well hell that just sucks.
Oh and I don't own InuYasha and co. I also do NOT own The Dresden Dolls or their songs of awesomeness.
^-^
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A piano played as a light shined on a girl with black hair.
Her voice was low as she sang it got louder.
"Missed me, missed me. Now you've got to kiss me.
If you kiss me, Mister, I might tell my sister.
If I tell her, Mister, she might tell my mother.
And my mother, Mister, just might tell my father.
And my father, Mister, he won't be too happy.
And he'll have his lawyer come up from the city and arrest you, Mister.
So I wouldn't miss me if you get me, Mister, see?"
Drums started to fallow the pianos bet.
"Missed me, missed me. Now you've got to kiss me.
If you kiss me, Mister, you must think I'm pretty.
If you think so, Mister, you must want to fuck me.
If you fuck me, Mister, it must mean you love me.
If you love me, Mister, you would never leave me.
It's as simple as can be!
Missed me, missed me. Now you've got to kiss me.
If you miss me, Mister, why do you keep leaving?
If you trick me, Mister, I will make you suffer and they'll get you, Mister.
Put you in the slammer and forget you, Mister.
Then you'll miss me won't you!
Won't you miss me!?
Won't you miss me!?
Missed me, missed me. Now you've got to kiss me.
If you kiss me, Mister, take responsibility.
I'm fragile, Mister, just like any girl would be.
And so misunderstood!
So treat me delicately!
Missed me, missed me. Now you've gone and done it!
Hope you're happy in the county penitentiary!
It serves you right for kissing little girls! But I'll visit, if you miss me.
Do you miss me? MISS ME?!
How's the food they feed you?
Do you miss me?!
Will you kiss me through the window?
Do you MISS ME?! MISS ME?!
Will they ever let you go?
I miss my mister so..."
The piano hit one last key and stopped.
The girl smiled and looked at the floor.
One person claped as the girl looked at him and glared.
"Now come on, Kagome. I'm just being support of."
The man said.
"Shut it, InuYahsa. You can clap when this place is full."
She stood up and walked over to the old wooden steps and walked down over to the bar.
"Didn't they tell you not to drink?"
The red headed bartender ask.
"Yeah, they did. Give me a water then, Shippo."
He smiled and grabbed a glass.
"So, it's just gonna be you too then? No bassist? No lead guitar?"
InuYasha asked her as he took a set next to Kagome.
"Yep. I like it this way. We get along better when we're alone."
She smirked at him then took a sip of the water Shippo sat in front of her.
"You really know how to make things sound dirty."
He shook his head, they might have let her out too soon.
"It's the mind that thinks that way. I simply say something and minds go rolling."
She winked at him and stood up, finshing off her water and throwing in the trash can at the end of the bar.
InuYasha shook his head again and ordered Mountain Dew on the rocks.
Shippo rolled his eyes at InuYasha's lame try to sound manly. He gabbed a glass and wiped it off with his apron like uniform.
"Oi! I don't want a dirty glass."
"It's not dirty, I'm just a perfectionist."
InuYasha 'fehed' and watch Kagome as she ran up to the drummer.
"Oh, Sango that was awesome!"
Kagome hugged Sango and kissed on the cheek.
"Kagome, what did I tell you about that?"
Sango looked at her like a mother would a child who had jumped on they're bed and got caught.
"Not in public?"
She said innocently.
Sango laughed and patted Kagome's head.
"That's my girl!"
"They're both insane."
InuYasha mumbled.
Shippo smiled and nodded.
"How the hell do write such crazy psycho-bitch songs?"
InuYasha asked as he took a gulp of Mountain Dew.
( Kisa: I held back on making him choke and spit it out...^-^)
Kagome ran sliver painted nails through her long black hair.
"I just wrote down whatever I thought while I was on vacation."
"You call that a vacation?"
"Yeah. My roomy was so cool, you would love her Sango!"
"If you think she's cool, yeah I would."
"She inspired me."
InuYasha choked on his soda and looked at Kagome like she had two heads.
( Kisa: I tried I really did! But it was sooo worth it. ^-^)
"She's a chick! That song was about a guy!"
"You never know. Mister could be a nick name."
"So you were cheating on me!"
Sango said in fake sadness.
Kagome sighed and put her arm around Sango.
"I told you baby, one woman just isn't enough for me. I'm sorry."
InuYasha's eye brow twitched as Sango sobbed like a drama queen.
"You two. Inu's gonna faint if you two keep playing him like that."
Shippo shook his head but couldn't help but smile.
"Okay. We're just playing, Inu."
Kagome pouted and moved away from Sango and glared at the nerve tormented guy.
"I-I knew that!"
"Of course you did."
Sango rolled her eyes.
As Kagome walked past him to get her coat she stopped and patted his head.
"No one doubts your brilants,InuYasha."
He gave her a look that said 'I have no clue what you just said.'
( Kisa:We all know that look,but every time I picture it I see his doggy ears twiching. But sadly Inu has them not in the FanFic. T.T)
Sango laughed as Kagome waved and left.
'Finaly I can go home.'
Kagome jumped in her Mustang GT and drove off,tires spining.
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A few minutes later Kagome walked into a meduam sized apartment bilding and hit floor 4 on the elivater.
The lights dinged as it pased each floor then the light came on the 4th floor and Kagome hopped out the doors the second they opened.
She walked past a few doors until a door with 707 carved into it,she stoped and pulled a pair of keys out of her left back pocket.
A little plastic Zim swong back and forth as she jabed the poor key into the lock and turned hard enough to break it,but the key held stiff and surfived.
She opened the door and,
"Honey you're home!"
Kagome didn't have time to think for a body crashed into her and knocked her and the mysterus person to the floor.
"Rape?"
"Nope! Not this time."
A girl with chin long blue hair that had pink tips,and purple eyes stared at her.
"RainBow?"
"Thats my nick name. How yeah doing Kagome?"
"How the hell did you get in my amartment?"
The girl sat back and smiled,tilting her head to the side.
"Your lock sucks. I could have used a hair pen to get that thing open."
Kagome set up and stared.
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"YOU BROKE INTO MY APARTMENT?!?!?!"
"Yep."
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Kisa: ^-^ Why that was fun.
Iris: Why did I help you again?
Kisa: Oh yeah! Every one! This is Iris she writes stories too,like:
The New Kagome,
Dating Modles,
Welcome To My Life,
Like You,
and,
Russian Roulette.
Iris: O.O That's all of them...
Kisa: YEPP!! ^-^ Well now you all know who helped me and stuff.
Iris: Yea,she couldn't do it on her own.
Kisa: *pulls out hammer the size of a bat* What was that?
Iris: Nothing!
Kisa: Good. *hammer dissapairs*
Iris: *looks around and on Kisa for hammer* Where did it go?
Kisa: Rate and review!
Iris: I don't get it...It was there and then it wasn't...
Kisa: -.- *hammer is in hand which is above Iris's head* ^-^ SSSMMMOOOCCCCHHH!
Iris: *looks up and* WHAM! @.@
Kisa: ^-^
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