Revenge Is..... by Shadow's Angel

Revenge is.... Backfireable

Disclaimer: Ya'll know two hormonal girls don't own it. So we're only saying it once.....WE DON"T OWN THE RIGHTS TO ANYTHING THAT HAS BEEN SEEN ON THE INUYASHA SHOW!!!! OR ANYTHING THAT YOU PEOPLE WOULD BUY!!!!!

Happy??*glares at horde of lawyers* ~Magma

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Revenge is....

Backfire-able

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"No, no NO! I said I wanted a Vanilla Bean Frappuccino® with Blended Crème, white chocolate and green tea in it! Not this.....this....monstrosity!" Kagome huffed and puffed and her temper was settling until......

"I am not getting worked up over nothing Sota! I AM NOT!!!!" *snickering in background**Sota hightails it outta there*

"WHAT ARE YOU LAUGHING AT DOG BOY!?!?!?!?" "Nothing."*tries to hide goofy grin*

"oh.....well if it isn't anything then I guess this isn't anything either*innocent smile*......SIT BOY!!!!!"

-WHAM- "OW! WHAT DID YOU DO THAT FOR!?!?"

"I did it because I hope one of these days you'll learn some manners!!!"

"I DO NOT NEED TO LEARN MANNERS!! MY MANNERS ARE PERFECTLY FINE!!!"

"Oh really......so what would you call eating that Chihuahua in the dog park??"

"Hey it wasn't my fault!"

"Oh it wasn't?? So you're saying that you have an even more untrained twin in the world that's posing as you to get you in trouble??"

"Hey I ain't saying that!!"

"Then what are you saying!?"

"I'm saying the Chihuahua was one messed of excuse for a dog! What are YOU saying!?!?!?"

"I'm SAYING YOU NEED SOME MANNERS!!!!!"

"Why you....."

"You should listen, dear brother, because if you don't learn manners we might need to send you to obedience school."*Kagome stops out of the office to get a "more intelligent person" to get her coffee*

"ME TO OBEDIENCE SCHOOL!?!?!?!? I DON"T EVEN HAVE A STINKIN' TAIL!!!! Heck I can't even turn into Fuzzy dog!!! But you can Fluffy!!!!!!!"

"I told you not to call me that."

"What....call you FLUFFY!?"

"You need to cease and desist half-breed before I do something to your puppy ears."

"Like what?"

"Do you remember when I glued your boxers and put them on your ears?"

*gulp* yeeessss........*looks nervously around*

"Well this time it will be much much MUCH worse....."

*light bulb dings* WAIT A SECOND!!!!!! You can't do that cause Kagome will be mad at you!

"You think I need to ask her permission to punish my own brother?"

"Yeah, because you know how scary she can get."

"You think this Sesshomaru would be scared of a ningen onna?"

"I don't think I know!"

"This Sesshomaru is scared of no one."

"Except Kagome."

"I am not scared of her and I'll prove it"*grabs Inuyasha's tie and puts it down Inuyasha's secretary's shredder*

*Inuyasha starts chocking* "Ka....go....me.......h....el...p"

*office door slams open* SESSHOMARU! *Kagome runs and gets scissors then rushes to cut Inuyasha's tie**Inuyasha gasps and sputters**then faints*

"WHAT ON EARTH WERE YOU DOING SESSHOMARU!"

"Teaching the half-breed some manners as you were trying to earlier."

"I wasn't trying to kill him!!! You should be ashamed of yourself!"

"This Sesshomaru is never ashamed of himself and will not start to appease his woman."

"What....Did.....You....Say?"

"I said that I will not be ashamed because you think I should be."*notice he's talking in the first person*

"Fine....even if I can't get you ashamed of your actions your conscious will......."*turns to leave**pauses before closing the door* "OH.... And by the way.....you're sleeping on the couch until further notice."*door slams*

*Sesshomaru gulps*

"Not scared huh!!!"*the recently revived Inuyasha cackles* "And I thought she was bad on her period.....you get to put up with her acting like this for another 7months!!!"*cackling ensues*

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A/N: Please Vote and Review cause this is our first joint story and we need to know your opinions.....and this will stay G or at most PG so if it isn't pg-ish then please don't ask! Thank you very much!!!!~Magma

Oh My Gosh Peoples I am sooooo sorry the site erased it and i did not notice at all until a few days ago gomen nasai plz forgive me

we arent gonna go over the disclaimer again at all if you want to see it come to this page plz cause we aint typin it over~Becca