Conversation Starters by Asmodeus

Emo Strollers

Disclaimer: I do not own ANY of the characters. Just so we're clear on that ^_^.

Chapter 1: Emo Strollers

In the Shikon Mall Food Court

Sitting at a table were a happy, *cough semi-content, couple happily eating their plates of Chinese food. Next to them was a table completely covered in shopping bags, courtesy of Kagome with Sesshoumaru's platinum card. And at the far bottom was a single 'Sweetshop' bag filled with chocolate for himself.. [can inu youkai eat chocolate???]

Slowly sipping her drink, Kagome's eyes surveyed the horizon of screaming kids, stereotypical teenagers, thugs, rent-a-cops, and one or two 'old' people.

Sighing she cracked her knuckles on her right hand; seriously she needed to stop with the shopping. Swiping that card all day was going to get her Alzheimer's.

She turned back to her handsome companion who was unobtrusively relishing his chow mein.

His long platinum hair reminded her off all the shopping she did, bringing back that familiar ache in her hand, so she looked at his markings. Though masked to humans, she could still see telltale outlines of him marks.

On his left hand was a wedding band, she smiled at this, causing him to look up at her. A thoughtful smile crossed his face ass well until Kagome's eyes opened in wide shock.

"Ooh look!!" She cried in a whisper. [is that possible???]

"What..." Sesshoumaru said boredly once again elegantly eating his chow mein.

"It's an EMO dad!!!" she pointed behind him.

" I've never scene an emo dad..." Her eyes shimmered.

"pssshhhh........ And how are you sure he's a 'father'" Sesshoumaru said.. *raises eyebrow.

"Because he's pushing a stroller" Kagome said indignantly crossing her arms and pouting her lips.

Glancing back Sesshoumaru took in the view of 'the emo dad'.

The 'EMO' dad, was the oppitomy of stereotypes, dressed all in tight black clothing, a few chains, black eyeliner, and just for effect a black teardrop....... And he was pushing a stroller..... that was BRIGHT pink.......... That portrayed a scene from Happy Tree Friends.... [now isn't THAT happy.. 0.0]

Turning back Sesshoumaru said shaking his head, " I too would be EMO if I was pushing a stroller........".

And with those final words he finished his chow mein and stood up to go throw their trash away, Leaving behind a speechless Kagome who just shook her head.

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