The Devious Mind plotting of the Darker Kagome by Asmodeus
The Devious Mind Plotting of the Darker Kagome
The Devious Mind plotting of the Darker Kagome
[I rather do like the title >_]
If you don't like reading in this format.........TOO FREAKIN BAD!! *smirk
Current-Time/Place/Setting
February 13
920 hours
Shikon High School
Mrs. Kaede's Homeroom
Current Objective: Rape...*cough.....get Fluffy to agree to being my valentine >_
Kagome: Hi Sesshoumaru-kun!!!
Sesshoumaru: Mmmm......hey...
Kagome: You know what tomorrow is, don't you?
Sesshoumaru: *sigh.. The 14th why?
Kagome [eyes sparkling]: Good...and why is that day special?
Sesshoumaru [adjusting his reading glasses]: Well in Norway its Ballantine's day...and tomorrow we have a midterm paper due in Yura's class...
Kagome [Fire and Brimstone]: What the Fuck is Ballantine's day?? Tomorrow is VALENTINES DAY you FOOL!!!
Sesshoumaru: Oh yes, Valentines Day..
Kagome: So are you going to get me something?
Sesshoumaru [scoff] : And why would I go and waste my money on something like that?
Kagome [a bit hurt]: Because if you don't I'll just take something all on my own. [singsongy, and throw in an evil grin]
Sesshoumaru: You are by far one of the weirdest mortals I have ever come across.
Kagome: Hey that's mean!! *pouts...Its not my fault that I happen to be unique with my OWN personality and character and NOT a replica of the media!
Sesshoumaru:............[ignores]
Kagome: Well can I at least have a hug. [*puppy dog eyes]
Sesshoumaru: ....
Kagome: You are sooo mean [fake tears form]
Sesshoumaru: indeed......*hugs* [w/ 2 arms]
Kagome: *SQUEEEEE!!!!* ****dark thoughts***** [skips away]
Sesshoumaru: *raises eyebrow
~lunchtime~
Sango: Did you KNOW that Sesshoumaru called me EMO again!!!!! He doesn't even know who Panic at the Disco ARE!!!!! Nonetheless DBSK !!![or known as TVXQ]
Kagome: *swoon* [sips on green tea through straw -_-]
Sango: Kag..... Kagome........*arrgh.........KAGOME!!!!!!
Kagome: Huh what!!?? ARLHGLSDKFJ! *cough cough......*gag
Sango: [hits on back] Kagome, girl are you ok??
Kagome: Went down the wrong hole...[she says weakly]
Sango: Before your near death incident ....... Did you hear what I said?
Kagome: Yah yah! Something about Penguins ruling the world with a Mango...
Sango: ...
Kagome: *laughs.....Sango you sure do think of some weird things. [Walks away]
Sango: *chucks mango
Kagome: AAIIIIEEEEE!!!!! *falls
Sango: *chuckles darkly
February 14th
900 hours
Kagome: Soooooooooooooooooo what did you get me?
Sesshoumaru: Huh?
Kagome: Valentines Day? Gift? Kagome? Anything ringing a shrine bell?
Sesshoumaru: nope *grin
Kagome: *pout*....... You didn't get me anything?
Sesshoumaru: No why?
Kagome: *devious grin......That means I get to take something from you!! >_ *pleased smile
Sesshoumaru: *raises eyebrow* ........and that would be?
Kagome: *leans in... quick kiss ^_- *[ooh yeah!!!]
Sesshoumaru:............
[Fantasy World] {this is were I live >_}
Sesshoumaru: *grabs Kagome...
*POP* [dark alley appears]
Kagome: *victory sign
Sesshoumaru: Now really, you didn't think I would let you get away with that....
Kagome: *bows head in submission* *blushes*
Sesshoumaru: *cocky grin* that's right. Know your place bitch
Kagome: *evil grin*
*BRIGHT FLASH OF LIGHT*
Kagome: MUAHAHAH MUAHAHAHAHAHA!! *cackles evilly [well duh!]
Sesshoumaru: WTF??!! 0.0
Kagome: Bitch my ASS!! Yah' I know my place.......on TOP
Sesshoumaru: *eyes widen*.......*notices chains holding his wrists and ankles bound*
Kagome: *evil glint*........or was is *lustful glint*...>>
Sesshoumaru: *scoff.......As if these meager chains can hold THIS Sesshoumaru down. You .....*pulls at chains..
Kagome: *tsks....Notice the ©Miko patent insignia on the cuffs? *eyes shimmer
Sesshoumaru: Well you know ..... If I may speak so bluntly.....This has ALWAYS been
a fantasy of mine.....*bangs hide eyes [classic serious pose]
Kagome: Well I guess your fantasy is about to become a reality!!!
And thus fate watched on with a bowl of popcorn as the two..........err one rode on till the rising of the REALITY finally set in......*shakes head
[Real World] {boooooooring!}
Kagome: ^_^ ...... *grin
Sesshoumaru: 0.0 *shocked face........did you just kiss me?
Kagome: no.......that would not constitute as a kiss......a kiss would be thiiii.......
Sango: *grabs Kagome........NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! go with Rin Kagome!!
Kagome: *all attempts to flee thwarted........NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sesshoumaru: ............*cocks ears........Why do my wrists feel soar???
*evil cackle emanates through the ventilation system .....*cough cough *wheeze*.........or not
Asmo: hehehehe............sorry if you didn't enjoy it........OR understand what was going on........I know I thoroughly enjoyed writing it........However, please do voice your comments on it.....And who knows ..... If you guys do like it.....I guess I'll do some more in the future *grin >_
To continue these random stories however.......I wouldn't mind a few Reviews ^_^