If You Like Pina Coladas by The Happy Hentai

Chapter One

If You Like Pina Coladas

I hope you like this. It's a bit of fluff. The song is Escape (If You Like Pina Coladas) by Rupert Holmes. (Thank you sesshys_jaded_samuri for the correction)

I was tired of my lady

Sesshoumaru looked down at Kagome and sighed.

We've been together too long

They had been a couple for two years. It was the longest relationship he'd ever been in.

Like a worn out recording

He was starting to get bored. He remembered when he was a playboy, a different flavor of female every month.

Of a favorite song

It wasn't that he didn't care, because he did. Honestly he loved her, but there was still that urge for something else.

So while she lay there sleeping

He smirked as she grunted when she turned over, shifting the covers over her head.

I read the paper in bed

Being too restless to fall asleep right away, he grabbed The Times off of the night stand.

And in the personal columns

Out of curiosity he flipped to that part of the paper that he always overlooked. It seemed kinda sordid to him, these little ads. He'd always felt that there must have been a bit of desperation that made people broadcast their wants in such a way. Too impersonal, he thought.

There was this letter I read

His eye was drawn to the middle of the third column where some person had been very clever. The ad was huge compared to others.

If you like Pina Coladas

and getting caught in the rain

If you're not into yoga

If you have half a brain

If you like making love at midnight

in the dunes on the Cape

I'm the love that you looked for

Write to me and escape

The more he read it over, the more intrigued he became. He could tell it was a female by the wording. She seemed to be down to earth with a sense of humor. A spontaneous romantic, he concluded.

I didn't think about my lady

All thoughts of Kagome flew out of his head.

I know that sounds kind of mean

His blood stirred. Yeah, the old him was coming back. He used to be cold and cruel, not giving a damn about anybody's feelings but his. Ah, to be that free again...

But me and my old lady

He was chained now, he thought. Kagome had tied him down, thinking she could tame him. As if!

Had fallen into the same old dull routine

Every day it was the same thing. Breakfast, work, home, dinner. They didn't do all the things they used to. He'd been content for a while, but now it was starting to chafe. It was too monotonous for a mover and shaker such as himself.

So I wrote to the paper

He got out of bed and went to his study. He cut on the light and sat at his desk, strangely excited. He started writing.

Took out a personal ad

The next morning he mailed the letter with a check.

And though I'm nobody's poet

As he left the post office his mind went back to what he had written.

I thought it wasn't half bad

He smirked at his whimsy. She would definitely know he was talking to her. After all how could she mistake.....

Yes, I like Pina Coladas

and getting caught in the rain

I'm not much into health food

I am into champagne

I've got to meet you by tomorrow noon

And cut through all this red tape

At a bar called O'Malley's

where we'll plan our escape

He'd written a postscript too. He'd said to wear a white flower and to bring the original ad.

So I waited with high hopes

It had been two days since he'd posted his letter. He'd been so excited that Kagome had remarked on it, as it was out of character for him. He'd calmed down after that. He didn't want her to suspect anything. He had gotten to O'Malley's early, wanting to see her as she walked in. He checked the white orchid on his lapel to make sure it was straight. He had dressed with care today. His black Armani suit was a striking contrast to his silver hair which had been tied into a low ponytail.

And she walked in the place

He looked up as he felt a shift in the air. People's heads were turned towards the door as the noise level lowered to a murmur. His eyes stayed glued to the aisle as people parted like a wave to let someone with a white lily of the valley in her hair through.

I knew her smile in an instant

He let out a breath of air he didn't know he'd been holding. She was a dream come true as she sashayed toward him in a misty blue halter dress that made her blue-gray eyes look mysterious.

I knew the curve of her face

The makeup she had on was unnecessary as she was naturally glorious in her own skin. Her black hair gleamed in the sunlight pouring through the windows. It floated about her in a sexy come hither style that made his mouth water.

It was my own lovely lady

Sesshoumaru stared at Kagome as if seeing her through new eyes. Why was he bored again?

And she said "Aww, it's you."

He smiled sheepishly at her. She thought he was the most adorable thing on two legs at that moment.

Then we laughed for a moment

Her silvery laugh twirled about his deep chuckles as they caught upon the irony of the situation.

Then I said, "I never knew..

He pulled her close and she put her arms around his neck

That you like Pina Coladas

and getting caught in the rain

and the feel of the ocean

and the taste of champagne

If you like making love at midnight

in the dunes on the Cape

You're the lady I've looked for

Come with me and escape

He kissed her with a new passion and she responded in kind, amidst catcalls and applause. Then he broke away and grabbed her by the hand, smiling down into her eyes. They had plans to make.

As they walked toward their new life together a piece of paper fluttered to the floor. A hand picked it up and held it to the light. Cupid smiled at the words, singing to himself......

If you like Pina Coladas

and getting caught in the rain

If you're not into yoga

If you have half a brain

If you like making love at midnight

on the dunes on the Cape

I'm the love that you looked for

Write to me and escape.............