Gossip by The Happy Hentai

Chapter One

Title: Gossip

Summary: Let me tell you......

"Akita! Let me tell you what I saw the other day! You will never believe it! I saw Lord Sesshoumaru in the forest."

"So? Isn't he always in the forest? Although I must admit I would like to catch him alone in a clearing one night! That is one sexy Taiyoukai!"

"Ain't he? Anyway, I saw him doing something I would have never believed he'd do if I hadn't seen it with my own two eyes!"

"What did he do? Stop being stingy, Nakoto, and spill it!"

"You will never ever believe this! I saw Lord Sesshoumaru getting it on with a human female!"

"No you didn't!" Akita gasped.

"Yes I did! And not only that! She was a miko!"

"No she wasn't!"

"Yes she was! She was so powerful, it was uncomfortable for me, even in the tree high above them! The air was positively crackling with emotion!"

"Emotion? Him? No way." Akita looked bemused and fluttered her wings in disbelief.

"Yes way! The emotion was so thick and high that he probably would have burst into flames before she'd of had a chance to purify him!"

"Eh? What do you mean?"

"The passion between them was like a inferno!"

"Waaaaaiiit.... You sure you're talking about the Lord Sesshoumaru?"

Nakoto nodded vigorously. "Unh huh."

"High Lord of the Western Lands?"

Nakoto kept shaking her head in the affirmative. "Yup."

"Mr. Stick-of-ice-lodged-firmly-up-my-ass Great Taiyoukai Sesshoumaru?"

"Yeah." She looked like a manic bobble-head doll.

"Passionate?" Akita frowned, bewildered.

"For Kami's sake YES!!! And how! I don't know what she said to him but he just snatched her up and started kissing her! Then he threw her up against a tree, dropped his hakamas and started thrusting!"

"Noooooo!"

"Yes! He has the most scrumptious ass on him too! It was perfect, girl, just perfect! You could bounce a coin off those fine cheeks of his!!!"

"Really?" Akita sounded dreamy.

"Really! The scene was so nasty it was delicious! Picture it! This little miko getting pounded into a tree by Lord Sesshoumaru with his hakamas around his ankles! She was moaning all loud and screaming and stuff and he was making the most erotic grunting and growling noises. When he came I swear the surrounding area trembled with the force of his howl!"

"Damn! What I wouldn't give ..."

"You and almost every other female youkai around, married or not! Anyway that's not the most scandalous part of my story!"

"How could it get any more sordid than that?" Akita was panting in anticipation. She was positively quivering in excitement.

Unbeknownst to the two bird youkai sitting in the tree, not too far away a certain hanyou's ears were quivering too. He had been basking in the aftermath of an extended mating session with a certain miko when he'd heard his half brother's name.

"He was fucking his brother's bitch!"

At this moment said hanyou hopped off of aforementioned miko and looked at her in disgust.

"I can't fucking believe you! You went behind my back and gave it up to Sesshoumaru! You traitorous bitch! You said you fucking loved me! I don't ever want to see you again, you gotdamned whore! Damn! To think I made you my mate!"

He snatched up his clothing and sword, and stomped away butt naked, cursing up a blue streak.

Her eyelashes fluttered in the slight breeze as she blinked in disbelief. 'What the hell just happened?'

A fox youkai foraging nearby, witness to it all, started snickering. Oh, he couldn't wait to get back to his den!

Back in the tree.......

"Eww! You mean he's a necrophiliac too? Oh gross! He is so off the top of my fantasy list!"

"Who are you talking about? I'm talking about the Guardian of the Shikon no Tama!"

"Oh Nakoto, you need to get your facts straight! She's his alpha bitch, not his bitch, bitch. His mate is the undead miko. (" Ewww!") The Guardian is, or should I say was, pure ." Laughter comprising of chirps and tweets filled the air. "What I wouldn't give to be a grub on a tree when he finds out."

Nakoto smirked. "Don't worry, we'll hear about it soon enough. You think he'll survive it?"

Akita shrugged carelessly. "Who knows? Depends on how indulgent Lord Sesshoumaru is at the time." Wink wink.

"Hahahahahahaha! You are so bad! Do you think they'll have hanyous or full demons?"

"Only time will tell. Speaking of full demons, did you hear about Kouga, Ayame and a couple of threadbare pelts.......?"

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