Grow up by Killing Perfection

Mr. Puff Puff

Here is this new story I made. > I'm so sorry! I just keep thinking of ideas that I HAVE to share with you guys. Jeez. How hard. Have have plenty of stories already but....I just can NEVER get satisfied.

Any who, here's the first chapter. Its called...Mr.Puff Puff.

Killing Perfection at your service, enjoy ^^

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Chapter 1: Mr. Puff Puff

Snickers could be heard through the sky.

"You're an idiot." said a voice. "Oh, come on. Sesshoumaru, you can't say this isn't funny." said another. "Inuyasha....this isn't funny." said Sesshoumaru. Inuyasha laughed. "Just watch."

Both Inuyasha and Sesshoumaru were by a chicken coop with Sesshoumaru's family cat, Mr. Puff Puff. "Hey, why does your cat have such a weird name?" asked Inuyasha. Sesshoumaru shook his head. "Mother." he simply said.

Inuyasha smirked. "You're mother named this ball of fluff? Ok. Its cool then." Sesshoumaru raised an eyebrow. "Why is Mr. Puff Puff, a cool name?" he asked. Inuyasha shrugged. "You're mom is cool. So, whatever name she names something, then its cool too." Inuyasha explained.

Sesshoumaru decided not to ask and watched what Inuyasha was doing.

Inuyasha opened the chicken coop door a little and peeked inside. He chuckled when he saw all of the chickens were sleeping. He turned around and grabbed the cat. He opened the door wider with one hand and placed the cat inside the chicken coop with the other.

He slammed the door shut and snickered when he heard the loud panicking screams from the chickens. Inuyasha took off running and when he noticed Sesshoumaru wasn't running besides him, he returned.

"Come on." He grabbed Sesshoumaru's sleeve and dragged him. They ran into the castle, and ran into a room. Their room. They shared a room because their father wanted them...to bond. Like that would ever happen.

After a while of doing nothing, there was a knock at their door. Inuyasha's ears perked up. He stood up from his place on the floor and walked to the door. Sesshoumaru looked up out of curiosity. Inuyasha opened the door, and saw a servant. The servant bowed.

"Prince Inuyasha, and Prince Sesshoumaru. You're father wants to see you in his office." Inuyasha looked at Sesshoumaru. Sesshoumaru raised an eyebrow but stood up. Silver locks fell upon his face as he made his way across the room toward the door.

"You may leave." He said to the servant. The servant bowed and left. Inuyasha looked at Sesshoumaru. "Wonder what he wants." Sesshoumaru stepped out of the room. "Lets find out, shall we?" he started to make his way to his fathers office, not waiting for a response. "Wait, Sesshoumaru!" Inuyasha ran up to him, walking besides him.

~In Inutaisho's office~

Inuyasha gulped. Sesshoumaru glared. Inutaisho glared back.

"Boys, What is this?"

Inutaisho held up the family cat by the scruff of the neck, in front of them. Inuyasha watched as a white feather came out of the cat's mouth, and followed it with his eyes as it gently floated down.

"Mr.....Puff puff?" Inuyasha answered slowly. Inutaisho nodded. "Good. And what was he doing in the chicken coop...Sesshoumaru?" he turned to his eldest son. Sesshoumaru was unfazed. "Ask Inuyasha." he answered. Inutaisho sighed and looked at Inuyasha. "Inuyasha?"

Inuyasha scratched the back of his head. He laughed nervously. "I wanted to give him a snack...because he was hungry?" Inutaisho's eye twitched.

"YOU BOYS ACT LIKE CHILDREN!" He yelled. "But dad-" Inuyasha started. Inutaisho cut him off. "No buts! To your room! Both of you. No dinner." He yelled. He pointed to the door. Inuyasha sighed. "Hell, why didn't you say that in the first place?" He muttered. Inutaisho's eye twitched. "What was that, Inuyasha? You don't want breakfast along with your regular whore either?" Inutaisho asked. Inuyasha blushed madly and shook his head. "Ok then. Get your Butt in your room, NOW!" He bellowed. Inuyasha ran out of the room, with Sesshoumaru(who was walking) right besides him.

When they reached the room, Sesshoumaru smacked him. "baka." he whispered. Inuyasha glared but Sesshoumaru payed it no heed. Sesshoumaru walked over to his bed and sat down. He stared out the window, and When Inuyasha finally decided he wasn't going to get a whole two words out of him now, Inuyasha laid down on his bed.

He sighed. "What do we do now?" Inuyasha asked. Sesshoumaru didn't answer, as expected. Inuyasha sat up. "Ugh! This is SO boring!" He stood up and walked over to the door. He opened it a bit and looked out into the hallway. It was empty. He smirked. He closed the door and walked back to Sesshoumaru. Sesshoumaru looked up at him, his eyes showing curiosity. Inuyasha smirked. "I'm hungry and bored. Lets get out of here and go down to the kitchen. Then later, lets go play a few pranks or something." Sesshoumaru raised an eyebrow. "You mean escape?" he asked.

Inuyasha's smile grew, and a gleam of mischief shone in his eyes. "Exactly."

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End of chapter 2

This IS a KagXSess, so don't worry. She just hasn't entered the picture yet. She might in one of the next few chapters. I'm trying to take this kind of slow, adn not rush into it. ^^

Hope you like it so far.

I think one of my favorite lines would be:

"Oh, Come on. You can't say this isn't funny" said another. "Inuyasha....this isn't funny."

And, "YOU BOYS ACT LIKE CHILDREN!" Lol.

What lines did you like? Anyways, REVIEW!!!

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