Caught by emmyjenny

GOTTA PEE!!!!!

Summary: Inuyasha can be so cruel when it came to bodily functions. But help is on the way for Kagome from the most unlikely person. ses X kag

Gotta PEE!!!!!

Disclaimer: I sadly do not own Inuyasha other than a lovely calendar I bought that brings me the only joy in my sad little life :) lol as if your going to read this lol

I really need to pee. Not the kind where you can wait a little bit longer but the kind where you've waited all day.

Inuyasha woke us all up way before the sun had risen saying that we had to start early. He even had the audacity to pull my sleeping bag away. I 'sat' him of course but I couldn't sleep after because my 'Sit' had woken the whole forest and all the birds took flight squawking. So I got up. I didn't have time to even go behind a bush and go to the toilet but I thought that Inuyasha would have to stop some time.

I was wrong we ate while walking, didn't stop to take a drink at a stream, nothing. We just kept walking. What made it worse was that it was summer and the sun was beating down and I was sweating a river. I had to wipe my forehead every minute to keep the sweat from dripping into my eyes. This kind of heat made me need to drink (a lot) making me uncomfortable as my bladder swelled. I complained about the heat and needing to stop and go behind a bush but Inuyasha's reply was 'Just a little bit further' or 'Just over this hill.'

A few hill's later my bladder still swelled and my complaints became more intense till I was starting to threaten Inuyasha that if we didn't stop soon I was going to 'sit' him a 10 meter deep hole. I became quite creative but finally I refused to be ignored and stopped in my tracks.

"INUYASHA!!" I screamed at the top of my lungs. "I NEED TO PEE RIGHT NOW!!"

"Just a little bit longer woman!" he shouted back. I crossed my legs and hopped from foot to foot looking for a way out.

"YOU SAID THAT AN HOUR AGO INUYASHA.. I'M GOING TO USE THOSE BUSH'S RIGHT NOW CAUSE IF I DON'T... MY BLADDER IS GOING TO BURST!"

"AND I SAID WE KEEP GOING!" Inuyasha yelled back. I gave him a look that said if he tried to stop me he would be eating dirt. And walked into the trees.

"Come back woman! We have to keep going!"

"SIT!!" I replied as I began to pull my pants down. Before I even get them down a centimetre a strong arm was around my waist and I was pulled screaming into the air, away from Inuyasha, who was still struggling in the dirt. I even forgot that I need to pee really, really badly and screamed my lungs out. When I ran out of breath my bladder remembered that it was about to burst and I looked at my abductor gasping for air, but I could only see a black undistinguishable blob, its edges blurry and seemed to mix in with its surroundings. I said

"We need to stop" it turned what I assume was a face towards me and kept going.

"Look if we don't stop I'm going to pee my pants" it ignored me

"Your kimono is going to get soiled" that did it, it dropped me like I was on fire. I rushed behind a bush and looked back at it.

"Turn around please" it shrugged and complied. I began to pull my pants down. When something like a vine wrapped its self around me trapping my arms at my sides. I screamed yet again but this time my bladder kept up its insistence that I go to the toilet right then and now, as the vine pressed my bladder.

The kami's must have been against me cause I still needed to go and I was abducted from my abductor. My undies were around my knees stopping me from kicking, running and many other things my legs did. Except crossing them to stop the urgent call to the wild. I took a deep breath and resumed screaming at the top of my lung's as I was pulled backwards, unable to stop, unable to see, unable to pee. I whimpered as pain was added to my discomfort as rocks, branches, twigs, and dirt hit me leaving gashes, scratches and bruises on my arms, legs and lower back, also pulling my undies down further. They now surrounded my ankles but I refused to loose the only pair of undies I had with me and crossed my feet trapping my undies between them.

The pulling suddenly stopped but I continued in the direction I'd been heading for a few meters as inertia (An: To continue moving in a direction unless another force is put on it eg. A car brakes and you fly forward) took hold. I slid down a tree; bark digging painfully into my back. I sat there dazed as my captor fought a white blur.

The fight didn't last long and during that time the vines only tightening their hold on me. When my captor finally died he had a death like grip on me and I was gasping to get air into my restricted lungs, I had black spots at the edges of my vision and I could tell my face was turning blue. I suddenly felt the vines cut from me and I fell to the side only to be caught gently by a clawed hand. I coughed as badly needed air rushed into my lungs. I felt my self being helped to stand and dimly recognised I was being led by the clawed hand to an unknown destination. As I walked my bladder was pushed and I jerked away from my rescuer.

"Gotta pee... be right back" I mumbled as I dashed off not caring if he followed, got a good distance away from him and squatted behind a bush and finally did what I had to do. I sighed contentedly as my bladder finally emptied. As I walked back to my rescuer the cheerleaders in my head were screaming 'Give me an R.E.L.I.E.F! What does that spell?! RELIEF!!' I resisted the strong urge to punch the air with victory. I was a very happy girl. 'Relief! Relief! Relief! Relief! Re-'

Then, I saw who my saviour was. And wished hard it wasn't so.

An: I'm sure I'll update this story soon but not now. I hope you like it... this is my first humor fanfic so i hope it made you laugh :)

Review and tell me if think it's a good story and I should keep going :)