Laptop Mayham! by FlamingWolf

Ch1 Sexy Back

This is a challenge fic so I'm side tracking for the moment to get the brain juices flowing yeah know? So yeah lets get this story on.

Disclaimer: I don't own anything except for the Gateway Computer I'm using as a model for the story... *~* cries *~*

Laptop Mayhem!

Kagome grumbled as she sat hunched over her wooden desk pencil in hand she tipped it against her lips softly wondering what to do with the math problems from school. Sighing she sat up straight and pushed herself around in a circle in the swivel chair she sat in as the room spun around all the colors meshing into a strange gray black color before her eyes.

It wouldn't be too long before Inu Yasha came to get her because she had to go back to Feudal Era today as she grumbled about over bearing hanyou's. A hand came out to stop the chair she was spinning in as the blurry image of a white face and hair collided together making a very strange picture as she giggled, a growl sounded in her ears.

"Stupid girl what are you doing! We don't have time for you to goof off!" After the dizziness wore off she glared at the hanyou before throwing her pencil at him, he caught it and sniffed before making a sour face and snapping the mechanical pencil in half.

"Hey!" Kagome screamed her fury standing in front of him with splayed feet and hands on her hips. Growling at him she began to pack up her things, schoolbooks, pencils, paper, reading books for fun and she decided it was time to bring her laptop. A grin replaced the frown as she began plotting what to do with her story next.

Before she could slip the yellow pack over her shoulder she was scooped up in the hanyou's hands and he jumped out the open window just as she screamed at him and slammed her fists against his chest. She pouted while he sprung up the mini steps to the shrine shed; opening the door he slid in when Buyou snarled at the hanyou for stepping on his tail. This made her snicker at him as he said his customary 'feh' she noticed a grin appear on his face as he stalked over to the well her eyes got large, no he wouldn't she thought just as he dropped her into the well.

"Siiiiiit!" She yelled out as fast as she could a resounding thump met her ears before the swirling lights of time traveling told her she was going back to the Feudal Era now, rolling her eyes she snorted how could he do that? What an ass. The lights were very pretty she admonished reaching out a hand to touch them as her fingers slowly inched out going through the threads of time, she noticed each time she went back and forth her body felt weightless and her hair would fly all over the place like it wasn't heavy at all. Giggling she moved her body to where when she got to the other side she would land on her feet.

Seconds later she was being set down by the soft blue lights that decreased into a blue metallic shine that dissipated like smoke. Moments later Inu Yasha was standing next to her as she dusted off her green skirt.

"Humph!" She said reaching for a vine and climbing up the rickety old well by a plant, she reached the top with no problem and the hanyou jumped out a blush on his face as he raced past her; she growled out at him.

"Hentai!" Shaking her fist she sighed what was it with today? That's when her mind travels back to her story she had to finish the one-shot today. It had been one year since she found the sight called Single Spark of course at first she thought it was vulgar and nasty I mean why would she fall in love with Sesshoumaru of all people! Even though she said she hated it she read the stories and couldn't tare her eyes away from the screen. Some of the stories were interesting and others were just wow, she particularly liked the ones where she got her revenge at Inu Yasha for picking Kikyou.

That thought made her laugh as she walked through the forest an idea now stuck in her head as the wheels began to turn. She had a good idea for a story about her and Sesshoumaru coupled with a song that's very rhythmatic, it would make a great song fic.

"Kagome!" Sango yelled to her as the girl walked up hugging her with fervor and talking about random things like the Keades village and how the men were helping to rebuild the Demon Exterminator village for her.

A fluff ball came hurling at a fast speed colliding with her stomach and making her fall on her bottom. She snuggled the kitsune as the cerulean eyes sparkled up at her, his eyes looked as though he were about to cry because of the glassy way they looked.

"Come on we need to move out!" The hanyou pushed them literally and he even found Miroku who was telling the village woman their fortunes again by reading their palms as both girls thought 'hentai'.

Afternoon soon left them crawling as dark navy blue and purple rode its coattails; they had made camp in the Western Lands via to argument from Inu Yasha about his brother. She thought the Western Lord wouldn't mind if they stayed at least one night and then they would be gone.

The fire flickered its popping sound telling her another log had to be put on it to make sure they didn't freeze, getting out of her bed she went over to the log pile. Bringing them over she threw the first one on as the sparks from the other tree branch logs were flung upwards like a line of fireflies, she did that twice more as she watched the orange and red colors burst up. Looking around she saw Sango was sleeping and snuggling into Miroku who grinned with a goofy face at the contact in his sleep. Kirara was actually sharing a blanket and pillow with Shippou this time around it was really cute. Inu Yasha had gone off to be with Kikyou of course she rolled her eyes and stalked back over to her sleeping bag but then thought that this was the best time to write the rest of her one-shot. Grinning like a mad woman she reached into her yellow pack and brought out the laptop turning it on as the blank screen made a reeem sound telling her that it was booting up. Windows 2002 came onto the screen along with the multi-colored box that looked like a window. Then the main screen popped up with a Scryed wallpaper in the back ground as she sheepishly went to her Microsoft Media using the finger pad and opening her story folder to take out the continuation of her one shot that was only halfway done.

With a feral grin she typed away like no tomorrow as words flew in and out of her brain onto the screen by way of fingers. Two hours later she was done as she sat the laptop on her sleeping bag, trying to get the kinks out of her body she stood stretching her hands to sky trying to reach for something that wasn't there.

It was a rarity that she even got a few minutes to herself here, so she figured that her laptop would be fine if she left it here to go to the hot spring that Inu Yasha said wasn't too far away. Picking out a change of clothes, two towels and other assorted bath implements she skipped away to the hot springs humming the song that she used for the song fic.

Mean while not too far away from the Inu Yasha gang's campsite Sesshoumaru crouched low on a tree branch watching two demon frogs fighting over dominance of a mud puddle. 'Stupid creators' he snorted jumping down from his perch and flicking his wrist, a yellow line seemed to crawl out of his finger as it slashed the two frog demons to pieces. Meaty squelching thumps met his elfin shaped ears a feral grin crawled to his face; he was at the moment patrolling his lands as a certain scent made the grin falter. Why was his half brother here? Well they were not welcome here in his lands with that in mind he left the clearing with the dead frogs and went towards the smell of his brother.

Flitting through the forest like a humming bird he covered his youkai with a magic spell, it helped to conceal his power and his scent. Narrowing his eyes he set out making his pace even faster then before, perhaps this would be the perfect time to steal the sword. Yes, the sword that should belong to him not to his ungracious half brother who dosen't even know how to wield it properly unless that human woman of his is in trouble. Stupid half brother and Miko woman they foiled his plans, every last one! An angry growl ripped his through as he went even faster still as the overwhelming scent of Inu Yasha filtered to his nose as his pace slowed.

The campsite was a small one with a fire in the middle to warm them from the cold, his eyes lay on each person but there was one missing the miko girl. Lifting his nose up he sniffed using the wind to his advantage as it blew softly making him shiver slightly from the cold and he caught her scent it was mixed in with spring water fog. 'So she's taking a bath, then I suppose she wont mind if I kill her companions and take the sword.' Getting to work he slinked out of the shadows getting ready to flick out his wrist and cut Inu Yasha's head off before a strange contraption caught his eye.

Cocking his head to the side he stopped taking big steps over to his half brother and turned around to look at this strange thing. It was black in color as he stepped cautuosly up to it and prodded what looked like a square key and it pushed inward as he began to push the other keys, there also seemed to be a screen of some sort as his claw touched it lightly and was surprised to find that it was hard instead of soft like a map. Getting more curious by the second he began to click at the square keys randomly before the blackness of the screen vanished and was replaced by red, the title at the top of the screen read Single Spark. Single Spark? He mused trying to push a long button put his finger slipped and it ended up on a rectangle that felt soft with two silver keys under it, he watched the screen as his finger moved a white arrow flitted around as his brows knitted together.

It took him only a few moments to find out how he did that and having fun with it when he accidentally hit the left silver button that in turn lit up Fanfictions, wondering what exactly a Fanfiction was he clicked the first one at the top called 'Sexy Back'.

Okay guys thanks for the reviews on my last story it was awesome yes? I still can't believe its been one year since I joined and so many of you like my stories! *~* grins *~* Special hanyou's will be given out at the end of my story so without further adue my one-shot! ^O^

Sexy Back

She stood in the morning sun as the warm golden sphere rose in the sky; the warm rays heated her cold skin from the cool night before. She had decided not to ware the costmary uniform because it so happened that the stupid hanyou mistook her for Kikyou one night and almost raped her. It sent a cold shiver down her spine as she tried to push those thoughts from her mind as she put on her earphones blasting them to one of her favorite songs, Sexy Back sung by Justine Timberlake.

I'm bringing sexy back

Them other boys don't know how to act

I think your special whats behind your back

So turn around and I'll pick up the slack.

Take em' to the bridge

Golden eyes watched her from their hiding place as a grin plastered to the face of the Lord of the Western Lands, he watched her stomach muscles against the shirt quiver while her hips swayed in a very seductive manner. He licked his suddenly dry lips waiting for the moment he could pounce on this delicious female, he would ruin his brother by taking what was his already and while he was at it maybe even take the sword.

Dirty babe

You see these shackles

Baby I'm your slave

I'll let you whip me if I misbehave

It's just that no one makes me feel this way

Take em' to the chorus

Kagome knew someone was watching her but she kept up the dancing wondering if the person was enjoying the show, it made her mad but then again it sent a chill up her spine as she swayed her hips now singing along with the CD.

Come here girl

Go ahead, be gone with it

Come to the back

Go ahead, be gone with it

VIP

Go ahead, be gone with it

Drinks on me

Go ahead, be gone with it

Let me see what you're working with

Go ahead, be gone with it

Look at those hips

Go ahead, be gone with it

You make me smile

Go ahead, be gone with it

Go ahead child

Go ahead, be gone with it

And get your sexy on

Go ahead, be gone with it

Get your sexy on

Go ahead, be gone with it

Get your sexy on

The song was almost done as she saw a flash of white against the stark browns and greens as it walked slowly over to her. Hands were suddenly on her hips rubbing them and the person behind her was dancing along as she could feel the breath on the back of her neck, it made her groan as they down and nasty with her booty dancing and grinding against this heaty male that began to kiss her neck.

Sesshoumaru's jaw would of dropped if her were a human or a low class demon but his eyes were furious getting red even as he scrolled back up the page to see who the author of his horrible Fanfiction was. The name that popped up at the top was Star Shine Miko, hen growled vowing to kill who ever it was that wrote this as the scent of the girl woman got very strong. Cursing to the Kami's his lips curled back in a snarl as he went to hide in the shadows of a tree.

How could someone write such slop about him and a human! It was unforgivable, punishable by death, but hew didn't know who had spun the story and was very angry. He heard a gasp from the girl as she looked at the screen and sighed.

"I don't remember my story being up, hmm must be me I guess." She shrugged shutting the laptop and sighing a dreamy smile on her lips.

"I hope I get some good reviews for that story." A giggled erupted from her as she grinned, "Though it would be nice to see what Sesshoumaru looked like without clothes. Maybe I could make the next one about him losing his clothes." Thinking out loud she didn't notice Sesshoumaru falling off the branch in the background while a snarl sounded as she snuggled into her yellow sleeping bag, thoughts of a naked Sesshoumaru dancing above her head while the real life thing was glaring at her before leaving.

This was fun to write and I answered the challenge, reviews would be wonderful thanks. ^_^