The New Kagome *Re-done* by Iris_Sesshomarusmate

Chapter 1:Who?

The New Kagome

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Iris:Hai,I ruined my story.T.T

Hannah:Oh it's ok you can redo it and make it so much better.^-^

Iris:^.^ Hai,I can.Arigato Hannah-chan.

Hannah:What the hell does arigato mein?

Iris:-.-o You don't know japanese?

Hannah:Nope.^-^

Iris:-.-o Ok it means Thank you.

Hannah:Oh,I knew that.

Iris:Right.-.-o

Hannah:Yea,just get to the story already.

Iris.O-kay.Onegai read and love.^-^

Hannah:NOOOO! Not that saying again.

Iris:Shut up.

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Chapter 1:Who?

Kagome Higurashi(?) walked home,head down deep in thought. 'SAT's are coming up. How am I going to pass if I'm in the Feudal Era all the time?Will InuYasha even let me come back if I tell him? Oh yea I can see how that would go. Hay InuYasha I have to stay in my time for oh about 4 weaks,you mind? Yea that would go great.' Kagome sighed,her life really,really sucked.

As she walked up the shrine steps she saw a black 1969 Dodge Charger in her driveway.

'Did mom bye a car? Or maybe they got me a gift. That was a waste of money. I mean really all it's going to do is get dust on it. What am I going to do,take it apart peace by peace and drop it down the well? Oh yea then I'll get a macanic to jump down the well,and have him put it back together,500 years ago were humans don't even know what a car is.' Kagome shook her head and entered her house.

"Mom I'm home!" Kaomge said,she then took of her shoes and walked into the kitchen,hoping for a snack.

Only to stop at stare at a girl her age sitting in a chair at the dinning table. She looked the girl over and noticed that her long black hair had blue and purple highlights and sliver eyes.'What the heck?' Her shirt was black and had white letters that said, 'I had a nightmare... I was blonde.' And a pair of worn,holey jeans.

The girl smiled at Kagome. She smiled back alittle bit. Her mother then walked in from the living room.

"Oh,Kagome-dear your home.How was school?" Her mother ask,completely forgetting there was a stranger in their home.

"Ano,it was good. But the SAT's are coming up and I need to tell Inu-" She stop remebering the girl was staring at her and lissening.

"Mom who is this?" Kagome pointed to the girl who just kept smiling at her.

Her mother looked at the girl,acting like she had no clue what her daughter was talking about,until she saw the girl,"Oh yes.I almost forgot-"

"You almost forgot about some girl in our house?" Kagome ask a little irritated.

~~*Kagomes Prov*~~

"Kagome-dear,don't be so rude." After her daughter nodded she introduced the girl,"Honny,this is our new transfer student,Iris."

She joking right? Mom I go though a well 500 years in the past,and a boy with white hair and dog ears comes to our house. Oh yea this girl won't notice a thing. ARE YOU CRAZY?!

"Mother,we need to talk." I said calling her mother so she'd know I ment now.

She looked at me and smiled. I shook my head at her and walked into the living room,she followed thank kami.

I turned to her and well,lost it as some would say,"Mom are you ok? You do know that I have to go back to Feudal Japan,if I don't InuYasha will come after me."

"Yes,dear I know."

She can't really be that stupid,can she?

"Mom.What do you think that girl-"

"Iris."

Sigh, "Iris will do when she sees a boy with fangs,claws,white hair, and dog ears?She'll scream bloody murder."

"Kagome Ann Higerashi,"

Oh I'm in for it,she never says my full name unless she's mad.

"Watch you mouth. I am your mother and you do not talk to me that way,do you understand me?"

No not the finger in the face,ugh she did it.

"Gomen nasai,mom. But we can't let her live here. She'll tell the police if InuYasha comes here."

Onegai understand.

"Oh it's ok Kagome-dear,I told her all about the Feudal Era,and she said she'd be more then happy to go with you."

NANI?! She told some girl about a time traveling well. Has she lost it? That girl will run to some scientist and they'll study me and InuYasha in some lab,they'll do the same with the shards. Great I'm going to become a life size lab rat. My life just rules.

"What?"

"Yea,your mother told me about the well,and how you go back in time 500 years. And about that boy with the dog ears."

Oh. God.

There she is just leaning against the door way. She'll black mail us wont she. For money and mom and I will become her slaves. Noooo.

"It sounds awesome." Spin,collapse,die,lie in peace.

What did she just say?

"Nani?"

Is she mad?

"Well,I think it would be fun ano,and I'd love to go with you. If you let me."

Nooo,not the innocent smile. I hate it when people do that.

"O-Okay. If you don't tell any one,you can come."

Wait what did I just say? I'm must be going mad,I blame InuYasha and his mood swings.

~~*No Ones Prov*~~

"Thats great honey.You two will have so much fun."

Kagomes mom (what the hobbet is her name?) clapped her hand and started to jump around,all happy like.

"Ano,what about her stuff? She'll need cloths and a sleeping bag."

Kagome said watching her mother jump up and down.

"Mrs.Higurashi already packed me a sleeping bag. As for my things I haven't unpacked yet."

Iris said,moving from the wall and walking up to Kagome,"Dozo yoroshiku."

"Watashi no namae wa Higerashi,Kagome-desu."

"Wakaranai japanese."

Iris said sweet drooping.(-.-o)

"Oh,so you only know a little proper japanese?"

Kagome ask,raising one eye brow.

"Hai,only a little."

"Thats okay. Not many people in the Feudal Area speak it either. I guess I should tell you about my friends and enumes there,so you know who to trust."

The girls sat on the couch as they talked.

"Yea,that would help alittle."

"Okay. Their's InuYasha he's a ja-ku most of the time but he can be nice,when he wants to. He's a half demon,well a half inu-demon. He fell in love with a miko named Kikyo 50 years ago but a evil demon named Naraku tore them apart,thanks to the ShiKon(?)Jewel of Four Souls.

She came back using half of my soul and now wants to take InuYasha to hell with her. But he still has to find the shards of the jewel,which I broke,then he wants to become a full demon.

Then theres Sango. Shes a Taijya but her village was destroyed by Naraku,who now holds her little brother and only family life in his hands,but her brother doesn't remeber her.

Then theres Miroku he's a monk and a hentai,watch it or you'll get groped. He has a wind tunnel in his hand,it is a curse that Naraku placed on the males in his family. His father was shallowed by the one he had,now Miroku fears that he too will be shallowed by his own hand.

He and Sango care for one another but will never say so. At lest not to one another. Plus Miroku being the hentai that he is,he always ask beautiful women to 'bare his child.' He gropes all of them too,even Sango and I are groped by his 'cursed' hand."

Sigh.

"Then theres the kitsune Shippo,his father was killed because he had a shard of the jewel. I do believe that the ones who killed him worked for Naraku,but I'm not sure.

Naraku has done many wrongs and we plan on killing him and getting the shards back. He has two incarnations,Kagura the kaze-youkai she killed half of my friend Koga's tribe,hes a wolf-youkai. Then theres Kanna the soul stealer she has this little white mirror that traps souls if you stare into it,shes Naraku's other incarnation.

Then theres Sesshomaru The Lord of The West,I have no clue what that means,but if you ever meet him call him Sesshomaru-sama and bow to him also obey him or he'll kill you. He's InuYasha older half brother,only he's full demon. He mostly wants InuYasha's sword,it took of his arm,and Naraku's head.

He has this really cute human girl following him,though he says humans are dirt and belong under his shoe.*cough*sorei robasei*cough* He doesn't show his feelings ever."

Kagome told Iris most of the things she thought.

'She'd freak if she read my diary.'

Too late.

"Wow your life sounds great,you know except failing high school and losing 'the best years of you life' to run around and fight demons for little pieces of a damn rock. And spending your time with a 24/7 pmsing demon killing nut job of a girl,then being groped by a 'monk' all the freaking time.

And lets not forget the two timing over emotional boy friend,who could be gay for all you care. Then his big brother Mr. Personality talking shit about your race and thinks he's all that,when he's probluly still a virgin.

Then some crazy ass spider demon guy keeps tiring to get you and you incarnation in between his sheets. Then his wind witch and her bratty little sister,who needs 'happy pills' more than I do,always throughing wind at you and trying to steal your soul.

What it up with that? Every one wants your oh so mighty soul,can't they get there own damn soul? And oh looky here,its the hentai wolf who wants to fuck you so badly his dick is falling off.

Then your no count peice of shit boy friend runs off to get STD's from a clay pot. Oh yea your live's just peachy."

Iris said sarcastically.

"Ano.."

Kagome stared wide eyed (O.O)

"By the way I found your diary,sorry I read it."

Iris said as she handed Kagome her book back.

Kagome took it and smiled at Iris,finally some one knew what she really thought and didn't think she was crazy or mean.

"I'm glad you read it. Now I have some one to talk to,to tell how I really feel."

"You can tell me any thing."

Kagome smiled,loving Iris's attitude.

'I wish I was like her.'

"Come on lets go to my- our room."

Kagome got up and went to her room,followed by Iris (she wasn't going to just sit there)

They walked in and Kagome sat down on her bed and put her diary away as Iris looked around.

'Wow,I never thought I'd see this much pink again,when Pinks hair swept the nation every one wore pink. Now its back for revenge on the other colors of the world. It won't take me alive.'

"So Iris,how can I be like you?"

"Nani?"

"I meant how can I get a attitude like your's?"

"Oh,well just don't give a shit about what people think. You know be your self."

"Ano,I'll try."

"Good. Now how about we redo this room,you know to fit the new you."

"Ok!"

By the end of the weak Kagome was a different person. She lost her feelings for InuYasha and thought more of her self and less about what other people thought.

Her cloths changed too. She burned all her colored cloths and now wore dark colors,shirts that had mean,rude,funny, or just plane stupid things written on them. Her nice colored jeans and pants were gone and in there place was ripped,holey or had stuff spilt or splattered on them.

Her tena-shoes were now combat boots or leather tie up or zip up boots. ( Iris:All black.) She wore make up now which normally is only black eyeliner and a colored eye shadow and a layer of foundation.

Iris peirsed her left ear three times and her right twice with a bar ( Iris:Iris has the same only the other way around) Then they did each others tongs ( Iris:Man does that hurt,if you get your tong done have a perfesonl do it and ask them to numb your tong first,even if it coast a little more,trust me its worth it. T.T)

Kagome and Iris's room was now white with black bed sheets and each had a dresser ( Iris:Kag-white Iris-black) Then they shared the closet and bath room. ( Iris:My room is just like this I have a roomy too,shes great.)

The walls were covered in Kagome and Iris's poems and dark crepy drawings. ( Iris:Same here.)

The two were closer,like sisters. They went to school and clubs together,they even did some dirty dancing together at the clubs.

And damn could they dance,the even got a cuplue guys to believe they were lesbians. (?) The two really had a ball together (Iris:True we did) and were barely ever apart. But now it was the end of the weak and time to go to the feudal area,to show a ceratin two-timeing ex-boy friend what he was missing.

(Iris: I was going to stop here but then 'boom' I got hit by my muse in the back of the head.

Hannah: No that was me.

Iris: -.-o Oh.)

Iris woke up and rolled off the bed.

*Boom*

'Ow my poor bum. What time is it?6:32.am. Might as well get a shower before Kagome uses all the hot water. Hehe. My turn to leave her the ice cold water. Muuhaahha!'

Iris jumped up and did the 'happy dance' all the way to the bath room.

She put her cloths in the hamper and turned the hot water on then hit the shower button. She 'jumped' in.

'Hmm,so nice. I wonder how InuYasha will like the new Kagome? Hehe,he'll freak and want her back,like hell if I let her go back to him,un uh. She's going to be with that Sesshomaru guy. She'll melt his heart and he'll heal hers. Its a perfect plan,it truly is. My precious plan,yes so vary vary perfect.'

"MUUHAAHHA!!"

Iris let out a crepy evil laugh.

She washed her hair and washed the dirt that had gathered on her body as she slept (Iris:Yes she's a health freak.)

She stepped out when the water got cold and wrapped a towel around her.

'Have a nice shower,my pretty. Muuhaahha.'

She then reached down and turned the water off.

She walked back into her and Kagomes room.

Iris walked up to a black dresser and drooped her towel. She pulled the dresser open and took out a black bra that cris crossed in the back (Iris:Were it snaps) It had a small sliver skull hanging from the spot were the front of the top connected.

Then she pulled out some black boy shorts that had a skull on the front.

She went back to the bath room and put on her make up;black eyeliner,gray eye shadow,dark red lipstick and some pail foundation.(Iirs: She's pail so she wears pail foundation ^-^)

After she put her make up on she walked over to the closet and opened it. She pulled out a black t-shrit and a pair of worn knee hole jeans. She pulled the jeans on then wrapped a chain belt around her twice then a studded belt,then she put on some black skull socks.

After she put one leather belt buckle zip up black boot. (hottopic) She grabbed the other and stugeled to get it on.

Kagome then moved,rolled over and started to awake,Iris froze.

Kagome opened her eyes to see a topless. (Iris:Shes wearing nothing but her bra.)Iris,that looked like she had been hoping around trying to get her boot on,only to stop mid hop.

(Iris:Her foots in the air and shes got her hand on the boot pulling on it.)

Kagome set up and yawns,she then stood and walked past her roomy to the bath room closing the door as she entered.

Iris sighed and pulled her boot on,then put her shirt on and showing what was written on it. In white letters was,'My mom said my imaginary friend isn't real,we'll show her.' She then put five black rubber braclets on each wrist.

Then the sound of running water reached Iris's ears,and she made a run for the door.

"IRIS!"

Came a pissed off and cranky voice of Kagome.

It was to late,Iris was already down stairs eating waffles.

(Iris:Waffles rule,pancakes drool!)

A pissed and super cranky Kagome came stomping into her room,in her birthday suit (Iris:Naked.)

She walked to her white dresser and pulled out a lacy bra and boy shorts. She pulled them on and walked over to the already open closet,and grabbed a red t-shirt and a pair of dark blue knee ripped jeans.

She put the shirt on and it said,'I can't remember if I'm the good twin,or the bad one.' in black letters. She pulled the jeans on and put a studded belt on.

She then went back to the bath room and put on her make up;red eye shadow,black eyeliner,red lipstick, and some foundation. She put three black rubber braclets on her left wrist and a black braclet that had red star studs on her right wrist.

She slipped her black vans on and headed down stairs,still pissed.

Kagome walked down the stairs and glared at Iris,who was busy stuffing waffles down her throat. Iris felt some one burning a hole in her head and look up to meet Kagomes glare,she slowly swaloed her chunk of waffle.

She suddenly felt like she drooped into the seventh layer of hell for three whole minutes (Iris:Its longer in hell.)

Kagome pulled out a chair and set down,then stabbed Iris's waffles and putting them on her pate with her fork (Iris:The power of a fork. Hannah:*nod nod*)

Iris just sat there,fork half way to her mouth with a bite of waffle in its teeth. Iris suddenly dropped her fork and fell head first in to her emity waffle plate.

"Have a good shower?"

Kagome ask calmly as she took a bite of waffle,to calmly.

Iris set up,waffle crums on her face.

"Y-yes."

"Good its the last shower you get."

"N-nani?"

"Theres only hot springs in the feudal area."

"Oh,I thought you were going to take all the hot water away from me."

"I might."

"P-please don't!"

"I guess I wont."

"Thank you."

Iris then lunged across the table and tackled Kagome,her fork flying out of her hand as the two fell to the floor.

"Get off,I can't breath."

Iris kept hugging and cuddling Kagome,whose face was turning blue.

InuYahsa stood at the door way of the hall way,eyes wide. (O.O)

Iris then noticed him and froze,Kagome looked up to see why Iris froze.

The moment her eyes locked with InuYashas she too froze.

(Iris:Lots of frozen people-er and demon in one place.......creepy)

"Ka-Kagome?"

InuYasha stuttered. Kagome slowly nodded 'yes.'

InuYasha turned around and closed the door. Kagome and Iris stood,then *boom*

They ran out the door,tripping on InuYasha and falling on him.

They all moved around trying to get up.

Iris some how ended up on InuYashas back (strataling him) her hands tugging at his ears.

Kagome was under him,her hands around Iris's ankles trying to pull her self up,but was only pulling Iris down witch made her pull InuYashas ears hoping to some how get up.

Then InuYasha had one hand pulling Kagomes ankle and the other pulling Iris's shirt,which made Kagome think she was being pulled down so she pulled Iris which made her pull on InuYashas ears to get up,but only mad him pull on Kagome and her which made them pull harder and that made the other person they were pulling pull the person they were pulling more...ect.

(Iris:Hope you got that -.-o)

The door slid open and the three froze.

(Iris:Again.......-.-o)

Kagomes mother stood in the door way holding the landry basket.She looked at the three teens and shook her head and walked past them,up the stairs and into Kagomes room.

The three watched her till she disappeared then began pulling again.

Kagomes room door opened and they froze once again.Kagomes mom walked out with a half-full basket and went to Sota's room the Ji-chan's.Then she walked down the stairs past the three and back into the dinning room,she closed the door.

They pulled and fought for 2 hours before Iris let InuYashas ears go,then he let Kagome and Iris go,which caused Kagome to let go of Iris.

(Iris: -.-o gomen)

Then Kagome and InuYasha started fighting about Iris.

"She goes were I go!"

"No she doesn't! She stays and thats it!"

Iris then stepped in front of Kagome,sick of this fight.

"Lisen puppy-boy I'm going and theres not a damn thing you can do about it."

"Yea,right I could stop you."

"Not unless you want my boot to teach you what it feels like to have gay intercourse."

InuYasha gulped and 'keh'd' saying she better not cause any trouble.

Iris just smirked at him,making him a little off balance for the day. The girls grabbed there bags and walked to the well.

InuYasha jumped in first then Kagome held Iris's hand (Iris: She hates heights) and jumped together.

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Iris: Wow,It's better then I thought it would be,but I can't feel my fingers.

Hannah: Yea way better then your abul to do,and thats normal to feel like you have no fingers.

Iris:#.#*angry face* What?

Hannh: -.-o Nothing.

Iris: Thats what I thought.

Hannah: Nani?-.-o

Iris: Never mind. Any way please rate and review this brand spanking new fic.^.^

*Naraku appears*

Naraku: Who said spanking?

Hannah: No one.

Naraku: T.T

Hannah: Kami help him. Rate and review so maybe Iris will shut up.

Iris:#.# WHAT!

Hannah has signed out

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Sumimasen--Excuse me

Gomen ne- I'm sorry

Gomen - Sorry

Arigato - Thank You

Hai - Yes

Onegai - Please

Watashi no namae wa desu - My name is...

Wakaranai - I don't understand

Ano: But or like 'ummm'

Ja-ku: Jerk

Sorei roba-pompous ass

Kosei-sama-Mr. Personality

Youkai: Demon

Miko: Priestess

Gomen nasai: I am sorry [formal]

Kitsune: Fox demon

Taijya: Demon slayer

Hentai: Pervert

Kaze-youkai: Wind demon