Sesshoumaru's Advice Column by Kumi

Getting Started

Authoress's Corner: Ok, first off, yes there was this story already, but the author hasn't been writing more on it so I decided that I would, and I asked. I'm allowed. Now, if you the next chapter there has to be LOTS OF REVIEWS. This way, if one chapter goes bad, then we have some questions from the previous whatever chapter.

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Sesshoumaru sat at his desk and saw two new e-mails for his company, he opened them and saw one addressed to Sango and one for him. He didn't have time to write right now, either that person have to wait a while or...he could give it to Miroku. He emailed them to his employees and headed to the newest and hottest club called Illusion, the place where he agreed to interview a young girl named Kagome.

::You've Got Mail::

Miroku read his screen and saw it was a person seeking advice, but, this was addressed to Sesshoumaru... He looked at the ever end and saw a note from his boss.

Miroku, I have an interview to go to, take care of this....

'Ok,' Miroku thought and he read the question that he would have to give his best advice on or else if the person wasn't happy, neither would his boss be.

Dear Sesshy,

How would you go about getting someone to notice you in more then just a friend kind of way? Man do I ever need a boy friend, care for the job? oh and is there any good way to get over being to shy with that certain someone? Love to know your thought's on the subjects.

Leira ^.~

He looked at the question, oh great, this was going to be too easy. Miroku smiled as he began to type what he thought was a suitable answer.

Leira,

While Sesshoumaru-sama is unable to answer your question. I will be answering it. My first piece of advice is to make it known that you like them as more than a friend. Sango certainly knows that about me. While Sesshoumaru may not I'm sure I will gladly take the job. Be yourself, there is nothing else better to cure shyness than just letting go.

Miroku.

Miroku sent the letter back to the person and then checked his email, there was one from Sango. He read it and smiled, she wanted to know if he would have lunch with her and if so to go to her office.

Sango opened her e-mail and saw there was someone seeking advice. She sighed, another day in the life of Sango was in progress. She saw Miroku had mailed her and decided to check it after she looked at the question.

Why do men always want the women with perfect bodies?

~Keito Masamune,

Dear Keito Masamune,

The reason why is because men get turned on from seeing things (that's why most like to have sex in with the lights on) no it doesn't mean that they are shallow. What it means is that they are men. Some men aren't bad though, there are lots of guys out there that say they are shallow but date chicks that you would think is fat. to you, she may be fat, but to him she may be the most perfect person in the world. So, don't worry about your body, just remember, if you feel sexy, you are sexy

~Sango

Sango proceeded to check the email from Miroku and was happy to see the company hentai had accepted her proposal for lunch. She knew the guy had a lot on his mind when he answered in three words. Shutting down her computer she decided that she would take lunch early. Miroku needed a break by the looks of it. Sango started down the hall and finally reached Miroku's office. Knocking softly, she entered and sat down.

"Start talking Miroku, "Sango sighed.

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Sesshoumaru walked towards the club known as Illusion, he had to meet this girl for an interview. A Kagome Higurashi, she came highly recommended as a writer and was good at giving advice. Or so his brother said, you never knew if his brother was lying or not.

As Sesshoumaru stepped through the doors he instantly spotted Kagome. She wore a sapphire blue sweater with black slacks. Sesshoumaru was impressed, she was not only well dressed, but perhaps his brother hadn't been lying.

She was drinking and looking at the dance floor as if she wanted to jump in and join them.

"Ms. Higurashi, care to dance?" Sesshoumaru asked her and she grabbed his hand that was held out to her.

"Sure!" She said excitedly as she was pulled to the dance floor.

"I am Mr. Tashio, I was here to interview you." He explained and she looked at him as they started to dance.

"Was?" she asked, confused as to what he meant about the interview that was supposed to happen.

"Kagome, I know success, I AM success and you, are the newest employee to my company."

"Really? Wow, thanks, I'm so happy, writing is the only thing that I am good at." He nodded and they continued to dance and soon the spotlight was on the hottest couple....Them.

Kagome smiled when she noticed everyone watching them. Then she saw Inuyasha out of the corner of her eye. He looked mad, really, REALLY mad. No sooner had she made eye contact with him, he came towards them. She heard a low growl and saw her dance partner was getting mad at the approaching Inuyasha.

Kagome pulled away before anything could happen. When Inuyasha reached them he looked at the other and growled at him.

'Why are they acting like this? Do they know each other?' his brain worked as hard to think of a suitable answer.

"What are you doing here, fluffy? Inuyasha growled, "I don't think you can handle a club like this, it isn't a business like environment, you might get lost."

"Inuyasha, I told you to not call, this Sesshoumaru, by that degrading name." Sesshoumaru answered coolly.

" You didn't answer my question!" Inuyasha yelled and Kagome rolled her eyes as Inuyasha started to get worked up over nothing.

"I am here to interview that young lady over there." Sesshoumaru directed Inuyasha's glare towards Kagome, who blushed when the attention came upon her.

She walked back to her table and just watched as the two brothers fought....well it was more like, Inuyasha fought and Sesshoumaru was making him look like a dimwit. She yawned and looked at the time. It was ten o'clock pm and she had to get up early. She walked up to the two men.

"Well boys, I'm off to bed, goodnight Sesshoumaru," He bowed politely to her, "good night Inuyasha." and she dumped the rest of her drink on him as she left the club. Inuyasha had pink club soda in his white hair.

'If I wanted to dye my hair, Kagome, I would have went to my hair dresser.' he thought as he walked out of the club in a sour mood despite the sweet drink that was poured on his head.

Kagome got home and locked the door behind her, she was so tired she nearly passed out where she stood. She forced her body to her bed and plopped down in it and cover up. Her kitty cat came and laid on the pillow beside her head.

"You know, Sesshoumaru is really hot, and, he is my new boss." she told the cat who mewed and they both fell asleep together.

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"Sesshoumaru, why were you dancing with Kagome it you were supposed to be interviewing her?" Inuyasha demanded rationally and Sesshoumaru just smirked at his temper.

"Dear brother, I simply just asked her to dance." Sesshoumaru's cool and calm voice just made Inuyasha go in another temper.

"Don't dear brother me!!!!" He yelled and servants stopped to stare at the young master.

"You are dismissed," Sesshoumaru told the servants and they left, "and, so are you, Inuyasha." Sesshoumaru said as he walked away from his younger half brother. They never really got along and when Inuyasha cranked up his credit card bill, Sesshoumaru's father begged him to give Inuyasha a job to learn some responsibility.

"Not like it helped the whelp any ways." Sesshoumaru said to the empty halls as he strode down to his room. But Sesshoumaru was glad that Inuyasha did buy some things around there. He had his own computer and paid for that, and his car and his cell phone. "And whatever else he has." He opened the door to his room and closed it straight away as he untied his clothes and let them slip to the floor and he got into his bed.

Kagome woke up in the middle of the night scared out of her wits. Someone was in her house...Well she wasn't positive, but she heard noises that she knew she shouldn't be hearing. She grabbed her cell phone and dialled Inuyasha's number.

Inuyasha slept on the couch, his cell phone was on the table by the mirror upstairs where he forgot it. Even though Inuyasha slept through the ringing of his cell, someone couldn't. That someone was Sesshoumaru, who yanked open his door and answered it.

"He's asleep!" Sesshoumaru snapped and he heard the person on the other like sobbing.

"Wake him up, tell him that it is Kagome and that I am not sure but I think someone is in my house and I'm too afraid to move." She explained and then suddenly remembered the voice.

"Sesshoumaru...?" She questioned and she heard him clear his throat.

"Kagome, I'm on my way." he told her and hung up the cell and ran into his room and got dressed. He ran to the garage and took a porches. ( Wow So OUT OF CHARACTER!)

When he arrived at Kagome's house, he saw her front door wide open and saw the lock was broken. He ran inside and met the intruder, a man dressed in black with a gun. The man was getting to Kagome's room and Sesshoumaru growled as he pounced on the man.

The man was soon knocked out and Sesshoumaru tied him up.

"Kagome, it is safe to come out now." He said as he looked around and figured she was in her room. She was huddled under the blankets and she saw her cat resting on her head.

"Sesshoumaru?" Came a voice under the sheets and he smiled at her 'attempts' to hide.

"Yes, Kagome, it is me." He said and she threw herself into his arms and started crying. Soon she fell asleep and he laid down on the bed with her and joined her in a light slumber.

Morning came and Kagome woke to breakfast from Sesshoumaru with coffee.

"We have to leave soon, so hurry up, it is your first day on the job." He told her and then explained that he had to go home and change and he would pick her up after he was ready.

Hopping into his car she smiled at him and started to fidget.

"I hope I wasn't any trouble last night." She told him, she felt like a fool in front of her new boss that she couldn't have taken care of her own

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"Don't worry, you did your best, he had a gun you know, so that was a smart idea." He complimented her and she blushed ten shades of red and looked outside her window.

Kagome entered her new office and sat down. She couldn't believe that he had hired her right there. She logged onto her account and opened an email. Reading it quickly. It read.

Dear Tashio Inc,

How do you convince a thick headed guy that you have absolutely no interest in him?

~~sessy_samas_forbidden_mate

She pulled the keyboard out and began to type with a smile on her face the whole time.

Dear sessy_samas_forbidden_mate,

The best thing you can do is ignore him. Or if you have a boyfriend, let them meet. Perhaps that will knock it through their head. My best suggestion is that you continue to ignore them.

~~Kagome

A knock on the door interrupted her thoughts and she opened it to find Sango on the other side. They settled in for a nice chat and soon after Kagome had met everyone at Tashio Inc

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Well there it is, it is kind of hard with only three questions asked, so the more questions the better the chapter will be. I also noticed myself that there was a lot of OOC stuff on Sesshoumaru's part. Forgive me, I will try to get him more into character. Now if you are going to vote, please listen to this. Review and let me know what I did wrong if the vote isn't a perfect one. If I know about it, I can fix it.