Flight of the Miko and Demon by sesshoumarus_bestfriend210
Annoyance of the Miko and Hanyou
Jess: hi my names jess..(obviously)
Mi: my names miyoko
Inu: yo im inuyasha (duh)
Sess: hn....this sesshoumaru's name is......well sesshoumaru -_-' (.......)
Kag: hola nuabla espanol......*hello i dont speak spanish*
Jess: dammit say ur name u idiot
Kag: its kagome.......dont call me an idiot
Jess & Kag: *fighting*
Inu: sigh........jess no baka.......kag no baka.........sess no baka........whos isnt a baka around here?!!!
Jess/Sess/Kag: wut did you say!!!!!!!!!!!!?
Mi: hehehe.....letsbegin the fic.....*sweatdrop*
(fighting heard in the back)
The moment the plane touched the ground, kagome rushed off boared. She pushed people out of the way and ran into the nearest restroom. Inuyasha shook his head and smirked. 'Didn't I warn her not to eat the airplane food, but did she listen nooooo.....',he thought.
Sure he ate some at first, but a few visits with the plane toilet changed his mind about that. After about forty to fifty minutes, kagome emerged from the restroom to find a smug look on a certain hanyou's face. "I....." Before he could finish, she interrupted him. "Uh-uh I don't want to hear it! I know what your gonna say. Your gonna say that 'I told ya not to eat plane food' blah blah blah."
She swore he found amusement in annoying her."Ya know..."he said looking around with a sly smirk, "i just might tell sango about how you didn't listen to her advice on the plane food." She gasped at what he said and glared at him.
She sighed in defeat. "What do you want,"she asked.He immediately pulled her into his car and drove to the nearest toy store(a little kid in the inside heh ~.^).on the way there he told her what he wanted, which she grudgingly wrote down. "....and finally I want InuYasha Feudal Combat (just kidding.....or am i?muahahahaha) on playstation 2,"he said, smirking.She sighed and added that to the list.
After buying him everything he wanted, they drove over to his brothers house to give him his 'present' from inuyasha. "you know he'll kill you for that right inuyasha?"kagome timidly pointed out. "Feh" was her only reply. Her best friend just didn't know when to quit his pranks. 'or his poor excuses to get beat by his brother'she thought.
"What do you want,"came the said persons voice, when they knocked on the door.
"let us in, dumbass!" inuyasha practically growled out. "Inuyasha," scolded kagome,"is HIS house he doesn't HAVE to let us in." Sesshoumaru raised an eyebrow at her.'smart girl' he thought. "for once I agree with the ningen, its my house so either speak in a civilized manner, or don't come in at all." Inwardly he smirked at the hanyou's behavior . he actually seemed to decide between trying to rip his head off or listening to what that ningen ,kagome, said."May...,"he struggled out,"we please enter, d-dear brother?"inuyasha seemed to gag on the words he spoke.
He obviously hated saying that...or just plain hated him. He actually smirked at that thought. Side stepping out of the doorway, he beckoned them in.Once they were inside, kagome promptly stood in front of inuyasha and grinned broadly. "I believe that deserves my, lets say, twenty-five dollars I spent on your game."inuyasha groaned and handed her the money, all the while glaring at sesshoumaru as if blaming him for the loss of money.
Kagome giggled and put the money in her purse. Cursing inuyasha gave sesshoumaru a box. Sesshoumaru eyed it suspiciously and opened. Inside was what inuyasha called ' the gay pants' which were a pair of tight leather pants. Sesshoumaru swore his eye was twitching right about now. Kagome peeked over his shoulder and saw what inuyasha gave him.she knew it was bad but not as bad as this. She mentally shook her head and looked at inuyasha who was trying to stifle his laughter.
Sesshoumaru force himself to remain calm voiced and looked towards inuyasha. "it's..." he glared at the pants,"..quite a gift inuyasha....but may I ask what would I need them for."inuyasha's hunched form was a dead give away that he was enjoying all this.
He straightened up and explained, the laughter clear in his voice , "well....heh...you see I thought you would enjoy this .......heh heh.....since you always used to.......heh.....dress up when you were little......though I must add.........I should of bought a dress for you since you looked soooo pretty when you were a little boy in a dress."
sesshoumaru was about to attack inuyasha but surprisingly kagome beat him to it first. "inuyasha are you trying to get yourself killed!!!?," she yelled, practically beating him down to the ground.inuyasha yelped loudly when she pulled his doggy ears roughly."im sorry alright!!!""apologize to sesshoumaru-sama not me you idiot" sesshoumaru actually admired her fiery spirit.it wasn't ofter you met someone like that, especially for a ningen.
"Alright I apologize sesshoumaru for mocking your dignity and honor with that insulting pair of gay pants,"whimpered inuyasha, ten minutes later.sesshoumaru gave him the slightest of nods.honestly he didn't give a damn if he was sorry or not.his mind was on the young onna in front of him. He now noticed just how beautiful she was.
To him she was a dark goddess with her raven black locks and dark blue eyes. He was snapped back to reality when the sound of an argument in his living room reached his ears. He shook his head and made a mental note to himself.
Maybe it was time he moved back to japan with his brother and the young onna.with that thought in mind he made his way to the arguing friends, intending on stopping this fight before it turned into an all out war.
A/N: how's my first chapter I hope I did a better job then my other fanfic 'School Trouble'. I gave up on that since it came out bad.....aheh......please tell me what you think my first chapter........please R&R^^