Cavern Craze by MuteShadow

Chapter One

Cavern Craze

-By MuteShadow

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Disclaimer: I, MuteShadow, do not own InuYasha. Any InuYasha related topics are respectfully owned by Rumiko Takahashi and her producers/lawyers.

Warnings: Sexual Situations [Lemons, Lime etc..], Violence, Language and extreme Parody ~_^.

Author's Note: This is a threesome pairing. I do not know if it will be a threesome lemon but I'm contemplating it ^-^. SessxKagXInu

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My Corner:

Hello everyone! Welcome to yet another of my fanfictions. I have wonderful news about my fanfiction Just Roomies. A fan of mine, DeadlyTeardrops has emailed me the entire fanfiction! I now do not have to restart it [thank Kami] due to her god-blessed hobby of saving my fanfictions ^-^! You see, Just Roomies and about every other of my fanfictions were deleted with A Single Sparks move to its own domain. I am so pleased and exhiliarated and I wish to give DT a gratified Domo arigatou for having sent me the fanfiction. Now onto this story.

I hope you enjoy it. This will be a fanficiton, not a one shot. It is pretty funny and I think I've caught the characters pretty well. I've certainly captured InuYasha's and Kagome's relationship -sigh-.

For those who review this fanfiction, thank you. Your reviews will aid the updates I post and also the in coming lemons ^-^.

That is all I have for now. Enjoy the fanfiction;

-MuteShadow.

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Chapter One

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"Lets go find the shikon no kakera, Kagome! Miroku and Sango are gone for a week so we might as well not just sit here!" A girl mocked furiously as she wrung out her fuku, the water splashing on the already muddy floor beneath her.

A pair of golden eyes narrowed at the girl, their amber depths flaring with impatience. The golden-eyed boy threw his arms across his chest, his lips puckered in a defiant pout. "Keh! How could I have known there would be a storm? Its your fault we're here...you could have said no." The silver-haired hanyou grumbled as he grudgingly sat on the muddy floor of the cave, his own clothes soaked through and through.

The girl paused wringing her white shirt and shaking her rather short green skirt to turn and glare at the silver-haired baka. Her blue eyes widening, she pointed an accusing finger at the narrow eyed boy and spat, "You dragged me on your back!"

The boy flushed red and looked away stubbornly. "Did not! You just want to blame me because you dont want to admit you were to stupid to watch that stupid 'weather' thingy on your magic box at home."

Kagome sucked in her breath sharply, her tiny body trembling with her anger. Stomping towards her companion, the miko grabbed the pair of kawaii inu ears in her hands and tugged ruthlessly on them. "InuYasha the weather report reports the weather for my time. Not for five hundred years in the past during the Sengoku Jidai!" She screamed as she pulled ferociously on the yelping hanyou's ear.

"Ow ow! You fucking crazy bitch! Let go!"

"No! Not until you understand just how stupid you're being!"

"Fuck you! This is your fault!"

"It is not, InuYasha! You could have waited until tomorrow instead of dragging me from my house, through the well and into this Kami-forsaken puddle in the middle of a Hell-knows-where forest!" Kagome furiously gave hard tugs on InuYasha's ear to emphasise her words.

InuYasha growled and quickly pulled himself away from the girl. Sulking in his choosen corner, the hanyou scowled at the futuristic miko. "Keh." He mumbled, glancing away from those narrowed and intent blue eyes.

Kagome sighed in exasperation and tried to calm herself. Staring at InuYasha thoughtfully, she exhaled loudly. "InuYasha...gomen nasai. I just hate thunder storms and I failed my math test-"

"Urusai, damare!" InuYasha snapped before turning his whole body around to face the cave wall.

"Nani?! What did you say?!"

"Are you too stupid to hear me now? Leave me alone, wench. I dont need you or your big mouth!" The hanyou threw over his shoulder as he continued to face the wall, staring at it stubbornly.

Casting an impertent scowl at the half-breed, Kagome stomped away. "Osuwari!" She snapped before claiming her side of the cave which lay five meters away from her half-breed companion.

InuYasha yelped as his face scraped down the wall as the spell pulled on his necklace around his neck. "Eyaa!" He managed to scream before his body slammed into the ground, placing a InuYasha-sized hole in the hard floor or mud and rock.

Kagome sat down on her side, ignoring InuYasha growls. Taking out her books, the girl winced when her math text book fell apart, the soggy pages running with the ink kanjii of her work. Trembling, she searched her bag to find any surviving text. As she drew out all her text books [a staggering amount of ten books], the miko stared in horror at her ruined school books.

"InuYasha..." She growled, her voice making the fuming hanyou freeze in terror.

Turning mechanically to face the now terrifying sight of a glowing and horrorifyingly enraged Kagome, InuYasha gulped as he crawled away from the advancing miko, his claws waving in front of him desperately as if to ward her off. "Ka-Kagome...Ca-calm down!" He pleaded shakily, his golden eyes widening in fear.

Kagome growled in response and thrust twenty pages that had fallen from the text book in his face, the wet pages splashing water on the hanyou. "Calm down?! How can I calm down when I have over an estimated amount of 4000 yen of ruined books to pay for because of your stupid idea of looking for shikon no kakera instead of relaxing with Kaede-baba?" She demanded shrilly.

InuYasha gulped, shaking in fear for the avenging, furious goddess before him.

Kagome suddenly switched emotions and became frightened. "What will my Oka-saan say?! How am I supposed to do my homework? Where will I get the money to pay for the books? Better yet, how will I get the money?! With out text books I cant possibly do my work which means I'll fail another test and if I fail another test I'll fail school and end up as a nobody living in her Mom's house with no source of income or a job, feeding off her family as a leech! O Kami!" The miko swiftly turned to the cowering hanyou, her anger back and full blown.

Pointing an accusing finger at InuYasha, Kagome shrieked, "Its all your fault I'll be a loser with no life! All because you wanted to look for the shikon no kakera!"

InuYasha stared at Kagome, gaping. His surprise and fear quickly vanishing, he leaned in and yelled, "What the fuck are you talking about you crazy bitch?!"

Snarling, Kagome leapt at the hanyou, her hands extended with a lethal intent. InuYasha screamed in terror when the girl's little body came into contact with his, her hands wrapping around his two large silver forelocks near his face. InuYasha yipped as the miko tugged mercilessly on his hair, causing the hanyou to feel the burning pain of his hair being pulled out.

Yanking savagely on InuYasha's thick hair, Kagome screamed, "You insensitive, stupid ja-ku! How could you do this! This is all your fault!"

"Ow ow ow!" InuYasha yelped as he tried to push the crazed school girl off.

"Hn. This is degrading to our family, InuYasha as much as I am reluctant to admit my ties to you of all creatures." A cold voice interrupted the bicker smoothly. The two companions looked up and were meet with the sight of a white figure. The white figure's amber eyes narrowed and glared at InuYasha. "Hanyou, are you so weak to be ruled by your ningen?"

Both girl and hanyou froze. Still holding InuYasha's hair in her hands and InuYasha with his claws on Kagome's shoulders, the twostared at the unwelcomed sight.

"Sesshoumaru..." InuYasha snarled.

The said intruder glared at the half-breed with obvious disgust, his high nose twitching slightly. "Hanyou." The youkai murmured in response.

Kagome gaped at the wet beauty of the taiyoukai. His long, white and silver hair hung around him in soaking tresses, the water like crystals on the glossy mass of moon-kissed tresses. His once loose hoari now clung to the well-defined chest and muscled abs of the taiyoukai's stomach, making Kagome suddenly feel strangely hot.

InuYasha stiffened when the addictive smell of Kagome heightened. Blinking in confusion, the hanyou turned to see the girl staring at Sesshoumaru wide-eyed. 'What the...' The hanyou leaned into the oblivious girl and bent down, sniffing at her stomach.

Kagome yelped in surprise when she felt InuYasha suddenly press his face in her stomach, making the miko yipp. "InuYasha, what are you doing!" She demanded in embaressement, her cheeks flushing red.

InuYasha ceased his exploration of the forgein yet addictive scent radiating off of Kagome. Frowning, InuYasha looked up at her. "What am I doing? Why the fuck did your scent change?" He snapped out, ignoring his half-brother completely.

Kagome frowned at InuYasha. Still straddling the hanyou she hissed, "I dont know! Maybe its because the smell of wet dog is all over me now!"

InuYasha growled at the girl. Kagome growled back.

Sesshoumaru watched the exchange with a calculative looke to his now intent amber eyes, his gaze fixated on the miko. He too had smelt the swift change in the girl's sakura and jasmine scent when she had gazed upon himself. The taiyoukai repressed the urge to smirk at his confused, virgin half-brother. Was the hanyou that inexperienced he had not know the wench had become aroused?

Sesshoumaru stepped forward silently, stopping a meter before the bickering pair. Withdrawing Tokijin, he pointed the blade at the now wary InuYasha.

"Little brother cease your immature argument with your bitch. This Sesshoumaru is not amused with your childish antics." The demon Lord interrupted coolly.

InuYasha quickly pulled the stunned Kagome off of him and placed her behind him protectively. Snarling, InuYasha spat, "Screw off Sesshoumaru! Get the fuck out of the cave before I push your frigid ass with Tessaiga up it out of here!" The hanyou snapped.

Kagome winced at the freezing intensity Sesshoumaru's eyes took. The impassive, stunning features of the youkai became hard with the older brother's obvious annoyance and hatred of his younger half-brother. Stepping up, Kagome ignored InuYasha's growls for her to sit down behind him.

"Are you injured?" She asked curiously as she pointed to the blood staining Sesshoumaru's white hoari.

Sesshoumaru stared at the miko unceasingly, the dead and cool look to his eyes making the usually cheerful girl somber and nervous. "It is none of your buisness ningen. This Sesshoumaru does not need a ningen miko's aid, especailly one as trivially weak as yourself."

Kagome gaped at Sesshoumaru, hurt at the barbed insult cast at her. InuYasha leapt up before Kagome could even make a retort. Tessaiga drawn and placed in front of the hanyou threateningly, InuYasha growled. "You will shut the fuck up and not talk to Kagome like that you bastard! I'll fucking hack you to pieces if you talk to her like that again!"

Sesshoumaru's lip curled slightly, the only outward sign of the taiyoukai's mockery of the hanyou's threat. "Hanyou do not speak to your betters in such a manor. I am finished with you and your useless wench." Turning on his heel, Sesshoumaru walked to the back of the small cave and stood there, staring out at the fierce storm that waged outside.

InuYasha spurted angrily and quickly readied to follow Sesshoumaru to start a physical fight. Sensing InuYasha's intent, Kagome grasped InuYasha's sleeve and pulled the reluctant hanyou towards her. Forcing those golden eyes to stare into her own, Kagome shook her head. "Ignore him, InuYasha. Onegai. Now is not the time or place." She whispered softly, her blue eyes ringing with truth.

InuYasha huffed angrily and pulled away from the girl. Sitting akimbo on the ground, the silver-haired boy grumbled angrily and ignored Kagome completely out of anger for her intruding in his fight for her.

Kagome threw her hands in the air, exasperated beyond comperehension. Ignoring both inu brothers, Kagome walked over to her side of the cave. Silently, the three people with in the cave claimed their side of the cavern. Sesshoumaru had obviously taken the largest and more comfortable part of the cave in the back while Kagome and InuYasha sat opposite to each other.

InuYasha scowled to himself and withdrew Tessaiga again. Glaring at Sesshoumaru, he began to clean Tessaiga with his red hoari sleeve. The taiyoukai glared back at hanyou, his amber eyes intense with his contempt for his inferior family member he would rather call a past victim of his claw. The miko watched the arrogant males scowl at each other. Shaking her head, Kagome shrugged. It was not her battle and she would rather ignore the both of them really.

Taking out a new pair of clothes that had been thankfully placed in a water-proof plastic bag by her Oka-saan incase of these circumstances, the miko pulled off her green scarf and threw it on her large yellow bag. Standing up, the miko blushed.

She could not possibly change in front of Sesshoumaru and InuYasha but yet if she stayed in these wet clothes she would more hten likely die of hypothermia or pneumonia. Blushing, Kagome stepped forward to InuYasha. "InuYasha?" She stammered.

InuYasha pulled his intent glower from Sesshoumaru unwillingly and looked up to see a flushed-looking Kagome. "Nanigotda?" He demanded sharply.

Kagome coughed and leaned down. Cupping her hand over mouth she leanded forward. "I need to tell you something." She whispered, her hot breath grazing InuYasha's sensitive ear.

The hanyou stiffened when Kagome came into such close primoxity to him, her smell and heat making him alarmingly aware of her. Flushing at these unexpected feelings and stirrings, InuYasha growled between clenched teeth, "About what?"

Kagome glanced at the stoney-faced Sesshoumaru and noticed the taiyoukai was still staring forward, obviously uninterested in her conversation. 'What was I thinking? Of course he doesn't care but..'

"InuYasha I need to change from my clothes. I can get ill if I stay in them." She whispered.

InuYasha growled at the circumstance. What Kagome was saying was true. If she stayed in her wet and cold clothes, her weak ningen body would more then likely get ill. But there was the whole situation with Sesshoumaru. 'No fucking way am I letting Sesshumaru stare at Kagome! I haven't even gotten to stare at her naked so why should that prick?'

Sesshoumaru watched the two companions intently, his emotionless face still in tact while inside, the taiyoukai restrained the urge to sneer. So the miko was so modest she could not take off her clothes before him? Was the miko that intent on the thought that he, Sesshoumaru, would care to look upon her ningen body? The demon turned his attention to the flustered hanyou and found himself content. Atleast the half-breed thought so which now caused his irritatation.

Growling, InuYasha glared at Seshoumaru who was now staring at them blankly. "What the fuck are you looking at?" He demanded.

Sesshoumaru raised a silver brow. "Something that is not worth my time."

InuYasha clutched his claws together, drawing blood as his nails dug deeply in his flesh. Snarling, he turned to Kagome. "I'll stand in front of you and you can change behind me."

Kagome blushed. "I will be changing behind your back. I wont change in front of you, InuYasha." She stated firmly, the determined look rising in her eyes.

InuYasha crossed his arms angrily and looked away. Truthfully, he had wanted to watch Kagome change but obviously that wasn't going to be happening. "Keh! I wasn't even thinking at looking at your body." He huffed.

Kagome glared and leaned in. "What do you mean by that? Are you saying you wouldn't want to look?" The miko demanded hottily.

InuYasha shot the girl a stubborn scowl. "Why the fuck would I want to look at you, wench? There's nothing good to look at!"

Kagome gaped at InuYasha. Tears gathering in her eyes, the miko shuddered as she surpressed her sobs. InuYasha gulped and instantly regretted what he had said. Truthfully, he found Kagome beautiful but he was frankly to shy and unwilling to admit it. Especailly with Sesshoumaru here! InuYasha could just imagine how much of a bantering he would recieve.

'Attracted to a ningen miko yet again, half-breed? Disgusting. Are you planning to make her your mate as well? You are no better then a ningen with only the exception that you were honored with my blood. An honor too pure and superior for a dirty hanyou such as yourself.'

"InuYasha! Osuwari!" Kagome's voice broke through the silver haired boy's thoughts.

InuYasha groaned when he felt himself make yet another imprint on the ground. Watching Kagome get up and stomp to her side of the cave, he felt his gut flutter when she picked up her clothes.

"Kagome what are you doing?!" He shouted.

Kagome cast a furious dark look at the grounded hanyou. "I'm changing. I prefer not to die, InuYasha. Even if it means not having to put up with you!" She snapped.

InuYasha's ears lowered to his skull, his handsome face becoming sad. "Kagome..."

"Leave me alone." The miko snipped as she walked to where Sesshoumaru sat.

InuYasha watched this in a jealous confusion. Picking himself up off the ground as the spell wore off, he stomped over to where Kagome now stood a meter before the clam faced Sesshoumaru.

"Seshoumaru you hold the darkest area of the cave. Can I please use this place to change?" Kagome asked politley.

Sesshoumaru stared at the miko thoughtfully. Her large blue eyes, waist length black hair and creamy skin was indeed attractive. Contemplating, Sesshoumaru stared into those large creculan orbs. "What have you to barter with with this Sesshoumaru?" He demanded coldly.

Kagome frowned. So Sesshoumaru wanted to be bribed for his corner? Sighing and ignoring InuYasha's furious snarls, she shrugged. "I do not have anything you would have need of, Sesshoumaru-sama."

Sesshoumaru's golden eyes flickered mysteriously, a certain light coming to the usually aloft depths. "You may use my corner, miko. We will discuss your repayment after." And with this, Sessoumaru stood and silently walked to Kagome's claimed wall.

InuYasha growled at Sesshoumaru as he walked by, flashing his fangs as the taiyoukai in a way to say 'back off'. Kagome turned to InuYasha quickly, her glower pinning the half-breed instantly. "Can you go away? I'm trying to change."

InuYasha stayed in place, his look defiant. "I'm staying here to block you from Sesshoumaru. Fuck no is that bastard seeing what is mi-" The half breed broke off, blushing.

Kagome frowned. "What were you saying?"

"Nothing!"

Sesshoumaru glared at the hanyou. For some reason, he did not appreciate the hanyou's constant claims of the miko. Standing elegantly in a fluid movement, the demon Lord hovered over the hanyou. "Leave the miko, InuYasha. She is blatant about her wishes to be left alone." His amber eyes narrowed at the growling hanyou who now pushed the flustered Kagome behind him.

"Screw off, Sesshoumaru! Since when did you care? Didn't you just tell Kagome to screw off when she tried to heal you?" InuYasha spat.

Sesshoumaru raised his claw. "Do not irritate me, half-breed. I have no patience for you nor your annoying tongue." He stated darkly, his emotionless face becoming steely.

Kagome coughed. "InuYasha, Sesshoumaru won't look! Use your common sense." She whispered desperately.

Sesshoumaru glanced at the attractive miko. Obviously the girl trusted the demon Lord's honor. 'This miko obviously exceeds the intelligence of this insect of a half-breed.'

InuYasha scowled and reluctantly walked away to his side. Sesshoumaru followed suit. Kagome stayed in the darkest shadow of the cavern wall and turned away. Even if she was in the dark, she was still uncomfortable with the thought that she was unchanging in the presence of two guys. Two attractive males to add at that! Pulling off her shirt and bra, the miko quickly donned a little green pajama tank-top. Unzipping her short green skirt, Kagome winced at her sore, red legs caused by the cold.

'InuYasha will definately pay for this.' She thought sourily.

Putting on a new pair of under wear a hip low green pajama pants, the girl quickly brushed her now dry, beautiful black hair and picked up her clothes. Walking out of the shadows, she did not notice InuYasha's stare of appreciation. Nor did she notice Sesshoumaru's slow appreciative assesing of her new apparel. InuYasha, however, did.

"What are you looking at?" InuYasha snarled at his older brother.

Sesshoumaru dragged his unwilling eyes off the miko's curvy, petite body to meet the flashing gold eyes of his half-brothers. "This Sesshoumaru is merely curious to the miko's constant odd clothing." He lied smoothly.

Kagome glared at InuYasha. "See? You are turning out to be such a hentai like Miroku, InuYasha." The miko huffed.

InuYasha growled and pouted. Seeing Sesshoumaru glance at Kagome again, the half-breed scowled. He was definately going to watch Sesshoumaru and Kagome from now on. He was not losing Kagome to any one. Especailly some stuck up youkai.

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Translations:

Shikon no kakera: Jewel shards

Fuku: School uniform

Miko: Priestess

Hanyou: Half-breed

Kawaii: Cute

Sengoku Jidai: Warring States Era [Feudal Era]

Osuwari: Sit [Kagome's command]

Kami: God

Gomen nasai: I am sorry [formal]

Urusai, damare: You are too loud, shut up!

Ja-ku: Jerk

Onegai: Please

Inu: Dog

Nani/Nanigotda: What?