Alternit Scene to when Kagome Pulls out the Tetsusaiga! by Mistress DragonFlame

Chapter One

"The time has come. Die."

SesshoMaru jumped and leaned on his hand, the hand which had InuYasha on it. His other hand was glowing green from his venom. Which, he thought, would soon enter InuYasha, his half, hanyou, brother.

Crack, crack, crack ( he was cracking his fingers.)

Gasp! "InuYasha-a!"

Slink.

"Uh...oops."

"Uhgg....What?" SesshoMaru stopped what he was doing ( which was trying to kill InuYasha) to look at Kagome. His claws turned back to their original color.

"It just... came out." She was speaking of the tetsusaiga, which was now in her hands.

Everyone was speechless. Yet all were thinking the same thing 'How in seven hells did that happen?!'

"Sorry. I'll put it back! I promise! I'll just..." She then thrust the rusty blade back in to the weird stand thingy and then patted it. "There all better!"

Jaken was stuttering "Y-y-y-y-y-y-y-you st-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-stupid h-h-..."

The sword held for about 2.4 seconds and then wobbled and fell over and out of the stand again.

"Uh-oh, um, I'll fix it! I promise! I just need to..." and out of thin air she grabbed some heavy duty, all stick, tape and started taping. (She had jabbed the sword back in the stand.)

When Kagome was taping like a mad woman, SesshoMaru and InuYasha forgot their hatred for one another and had a conversation, thou nether had moved a inch from where they were when Kagome had pulled out the tetsusaiga, and both had formed a giant sweat drop on the back of their heads.

"Is she always like this?"

"Yup."

"How was she able to pull out the tetsusaiga? Is she not just an ordinary human?"

"Beats me. And no, she's just a human as far as I know...." 'but she doesn't smell like any other human I've ever meet, even her mother. She dose smell sort of like Kikyo, but not. After all I made that mistake when I first meet her, didn't I?' He finished mentally. 'Yah, but you don't know much, do you brother.' SesshôMaru added tartly.

Kagome was admiring her work when it fell over, again. "Nooo." Tape, tape, tape.*

< I have the same question you do: where the hell did she get that tape?>

"There. All fixed!" Kagome then turned to SesshoMaru and InuYasha. There was a volcano shaped mound of tape at the swords base.

Zip. SesshoMaru was behind Kagome in front of the tetsusaiga so fast Kagome sweat dropped. (Huh?). And with InuYasha not far behind, grabbed the sword.

"Uh.... Hay, I just fixed that!"

"Silence!" He growled. He then tried and, yet again, failed to draw the tetsusaiga.

"Brother, try to draw the tetsusaiga" 'I can always tack it from him and then kill him after he gets it out. Stupid hanyou.'

Kagome then thought it a perfect time to sneak away before they noticed her (she thought she had broken it).

"Sure." and the hanyou InuYasha (like SesshoMaru) tried and failed to draw the sword. Again.

He bent down and began to examine the gray substance Kagome used to keep the sword in the stand. "Kagome," she froze in her tracks and turned to face InuYasha's back. SesshôMaru then turned to face her retreating form 'so that's the wenches name. Hmmm, she is pretty... for a human, nice sent too.'he mentally slapped himself for the stray thought. She froze, from trying to back away, when she saw him looking at her. "What's this stuff?"

"Oh that? Is called tape. Its from my time. Very useful. You use it to... um... stick things together. I don't remember buying it though. And where did it go again?" it had, just like its appearance, suddenly vanished in to thin air.

< ~in my world~ "Stanley!~ he's a boggart( I think it's sort of like a poltergeist) at my best friends house, he's always stealing her stuff~ Where's the stupid tape?!" and out of thin air, the same exact tape Kagome had, appeared in front of Wasabi*. "Next time tack it when I'm not going to use it! Stupid annoying boggart." and the brunet walk back to her tied up little sister to tape her mouth shut( she's a lot like me as you can tell. And, hay, she CHOOSE that name so don't blame me!)>

"Your time? Where are you from exactly. And how did you pull the sword out?"

"Hai. I'm from the future, in the future of Kaede's village. You know where InuYasha was pinned to the god tree? And I didn't break it! Well... he loosened it! And, hay, aren't you supposed to be trying to kill us?!"

"Oh, hai. Quit right." he, in a instant, was in front of Kagome (me and my big mouth. ~Sweat drop~) "You will pull out the sword again," InuYasha was to busy, poking and prodding the tape, to notice him threatening her.

"But I just fixed it! Do you know how hard it is to tape a sword to a stand? Its barley hanging in, in there!" 'Wait, if its barely hanging in, in there how come they couldn't get it out?'

This tiny human female was the only one who ever opposed him, besides his immediate family ( his father, mother, brother, and I think, his sister). And he liked it. 'Hmmm. She smells very good. Maybe I should... No! She is human. I am yokai. I will not be like my father. But still....' "Do it. Now!"

"Ok, ok, hold your horses!"

'What horses?'*

< ...no comment.>

"InuYasha, will you please move?" InuYasha moved out of the way and Kagome, with ease, pulled out the legendary blade. "There, its out. Happy now? But for the record he made me!" she then took off the tape from the blade. But it then stuck to her hand and when she was busy with it....

"Wench, you and the blade will come with me."

Kagome turned but in a flash SesshoMaru had knock her out from behind. She and the steel cleaving fang were in his arms before InuYasha could react.

"SesshoMaru, you can have that rusted stick for all I care, but leave her alone!"

"Alas InuYasha, I will have both. Come Jaken."*

< Hay, I didn't write that! He was supposed to leave Jaken there. Never to return! But will they, even my characters, listen to me, their writer? The person that can make them do what ever I'd like them to do? Nooo! Feh!... NO ONE LISTENS TO ME!!!! :,( ~tear~>

Jaken, who was frozen from shock for the past few minuets, shook his ugly little head and followed after his master. "Wait for me, m-lord!"

"KAGOME!!!!" but it was too late. The blade and her were gone with SesshoMaru. "Kagome..."

"Well, he certainly screwed your life up real fast." Myoga had hope back to InuYasha once SesshoMaru was gone "All gone. The treasure blade, the jewel shards, Kagome. But on a more important madder: how in seven hells are we going to get out of here! InuYasha, we can find Kagome once we get out of here. We can do no good in being trapped here. So hop to it!"

~*~*~*~

SesshoMaru was flying to his castle. He new he would have to break camp soon, because his Kagome was shivering in her induced sleep. He pick a fresh battle field that was only a year old. She'll be getting that lovely sent of fear when she wakes up, he thought sadistically.

'My Kagome....'

The End!