Things that they will never say... by Tensaiga

Things that they will never say...

Title: Things that they will never say...

There are many things that people wonder. Would I EVER hear _______ say this? Or will ________ ever say that? Well I made a list of things that the Inuyasha cast will never say!

Inuyasha: Kagome why don't you be Kouga's mate? You know he's way cuter than me!

Inuyasha: Naraku you can have the jewel and Kikyo.

Kagome: Hojo I will go to the movies on Saturday.

Miroku: Sango I will stop groping all women and become a true monk!

Naraku: Oh my gosh Kagura what happened to my blue eye shadow?

Sesshomaru: Rin give fluffy a hug! You know you want to!

Inuyasha: You know Kouga you could beat me any day!

Sango: Miroku I will bear your children!

Sesshomaru: Jaken I love you.

Inuyasha: I will never hurt you again Shippo.

Kagome: Kikyo you can have Inuyasha. His ears aren't' that cute.

Kagura: Naraku I love you.

Kikyo: Kagome you can have your soul back!

Kikyo: Inuyasha come to heaven with me.

Kouga: Inuyasha you can have Kagome I have Kaede!

Inuyasha: Sesshomaru you can have the Tetsusaiga.

Jaken: Sesshomaru you are so old school I'm with Naraku.

Kanna: Naraku you are slobbering all over my teddy bear!

Sesshomaru: Naraku you will never get my lucky charms!

Naraku: Inuyasha you can destroy me for I do not want the Shikon Jewel anymore.

Kagome: Inuyasha I will take the subduing necklace off of you!

There you go! Some things that the gang will never say. All I can say is that I hope they never say them. Review!