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When in Doubt…Get Lessons from a Miko by starfire55

Prologue

When in Doubt...Get Lessons from a Miko

Summary: Kagome's been giving lessons behind her friends back. Naraku and Sesshomaru seem to need help, so Kagome, being the ever caring and selfless person, decides to help them. Sess/Kag

Writer (also known as Melody55, Starfire55, StarGazer55 and Reikon): Hey there people! I'm trying out a new writing technique with this story. I'm also trying a different writing style with my new story that's coming out, A Life as a Ghost. Well anyways I hope you enjoy this. Though fair warning it starts out with Naraku's point of view. I can assure you however that this is a Sess/Kag fic.

Sess: Better be!

Kag: Oh, don't threaten her Sesshomaru!

Sess: Let's just get on with it!

Kag: After reading please REVIEW!

Quick Glossary to What is to Come

Baka = Moron

Hai = Yes

Kawaii = Cute

Hanyou = Half-demon

Miko = Priestess/Shrine Maiden

Kami = god

He wished for power.

He wished to be a ruler.

He wished...to be somewhat less psychotic... ...

Thus this was why he was there. Again. With her. Her and her candles. Her and her breathing. Her and her attempts to help him.

Of course when this first came about, she was less then willing and quite skeptic. For it was one thing to help your companion's enemy instead of your enemy. Yet here he was after two months, and not once did her strange treatment help so far.

She said "in time", "wait", and "just be patient baka". It was the most frustrating thing. Out in the open, with his greatest enemy. The one that held which he sought after most. He must be suicidal. He must be desperate. He must be crazy ... wait ... wasn't that what he was here for?

And so, here he was, with her, getting lessons on how to control his obsessions and be less "loony" as she had so kindly called it.

It was all his fault. That stupid dog. If he hadn't had come across that mutt, he wouldn't be here. With her...Getting lessons... ...What was wrong with him? Oh wait ... that's why he was here ...

"Are you paying attention?" She asked in a soft, yet annoyed voice.

"Huh? Oh, ya ... sure ..." He replied, dazed a little.

"Really, then repeat what I just said." She questioned in a cocky attitude that reminded him of that dog and his mutt half-brother.

Um ... Who are you?!?! Where am I?!?! Ghah!"

"Thought so. Now pay attention!"

"Hai. Hai."

"Now then ..."

He drifted out again ... Though it never crossed his mind that this was why he wasn't getting anywhere in his sessions. His mind went to the past. Far, far, far in the past ...

--- 68 years ago ---

"Oh how Kawaii!" A young woman cooed.

"My, he's so adorable!" Another ...

"I just want to cuddle him!" And another ...

Women were squealing how cute he was all around him.

Pop!

A spit bubble came out of his mouth.

Pop!

Another.

Pop!

More squealing ...

--- Present ---

'Okay ... that was odd ...'

"Hey! Are you paying attention?!?!"

"Uh huh..."

"Grr... your not going to get anywh

"Hai. Hai."

"Where was I? ... Oh yes! In order to-"

'Hmm... Wonder where that dog is?'

--- Flashback ---

"Yo! Fluffy!"

"Hanyou!" 'Fluffy' said, yet it was almost unintelligible for it came out in more of a growl.

"Kukuku. My, my, you seem rather cranky today."

"Quite. You don't have to go to stupid lessons on 'Anger Management' and 'How to Control Obsessions' with a miko."

Of course Sesshomaru would have never said something like that out loud in the past. But this was not the past. This was the present. A time in which his control was decreasing in an incredible rate because of a certain miko.

"Anger management and obsession control?" This got him by surprise, it wasn't everyday that he went off to taunt someone. But to have that someone make a comment that he wasn't at the least expecting was a rare thing.

'Maybe the miko can help me in my wish to become less crazy...' With this last though he turned and walked away ... 'Oh shit! I forgot to ask!' Thus he turned back around to the mumbling 'dog'.

"Ne, Sesshomaru..."

"What." He said this in a growl, a most charming growl, which was quite odd considering it was a growl. In any case it was a charming growl ... well that was somewhat of an exaggeration, it was more of an angry, annoyed growl.

"Tell me... do you think you could possibly... um... well what I mean is... do you... can you..."

"Would you stop blubbering ad spit it out. As you can tell this, Sesshomaru has run out of patience. My patience is in the negative percentages."

"How can a percent be negative? Isn't that not possi-"

"Oh do be quite, and get on with it!"

Naraku started to say something about the fact that you can't talk and be quite at the same time. But what 'Fluffy' yelled made him stop, and think that Sesshomaru is not himself today.

"You know what this, Sesshomaru means Naraku!"

"Okay! Okay! I wouldn't want that stick up your ass to go any deeper, Kami knows what would happen then!"

Of course, Naraku wasn't one to listen to his 'voice' of common sense.

Twitch.

Twitch.

And oh my! Another, twitch.

Let's just say that Sesshomaru was NOT a happy camper.

"Oh would you make your eyebrow stop twitching! I'm getting to it! ... Sesshomarudoyouthinkyoucouldgetthismikotohelpmetoo?!?!"

Blink, blink.

Blink, blink.

Blink, blink goes Sesshomaru's eyes.

Blink, blink.

'Should I help Naraku and tell him? It would get him off my back, and I would be able to attain some of my sanity back...'

"Very well, the miko's name is Kagome, she travels with my baka half-brother. This, Sesshomaru is sure you know that foul-mouth disgrace. Talk to her, since I, Sesshomaru will not be helping you anymore than that."

With that, he vanished. Not vanished as in one minute he was there and the next he wasn't. No, that would be disappeared. He vanished, vanished as in moving to fast for anyone to follow.

'So Kagome is it? Well Kagome, looks like I'll be paying you a visit.'

--- End of Flashback ---

And thus this is where he ended up. With the miko. Getting help on how to control his psychotic side. Which side that was, he didn't know. What he did know was that 'Fluffy' was coming to begin their obsession session.

'Oh, what joy!'

End of Prologue

Sess: WTF?!?!

Kag: Sesshomaru! Such language!

Sess: ...

Kag: Anyways Melody55 is currently busy right now so she asked us to say this:

Sess and Kag: "Please Review!"

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