Jerry Springer's Kinky Sex Special by Shadow Wolf

Jerry Springer's Kinky Sex Special

"Hello everybody and welcome to our special presentation for tonight...Jerry Springer's Kinky Sex Stories..."

Crowd hollers.

"That's right, tonight we are going to find out all kinds of utterly, utterly, terrifying information about our guests."

The crowd screams.

"So now, let's introduce...Sesshoumaru! Everybody please put your hands together!"

Sesshoumaru walks out onto the stage dressed up like a flight attentdent. It's kind of creepy but still hot.

"Ohayo Jerry!"

"Hey there Sesshoumaru, why don't you tell everyone here what you have to say..."

"Well Jerry...I kind of have a special fetish..."

The crowd LOVES it.

"Oh I see...and you're here to tell Kagome about it right? In the hope that your fantasies can be realised?"

"That's right Jerry."

Again the crowd screams.

"Okay, okay then, well why don't we bring Kagome in then and see what she has to say

Kagome appears and walks across the stage, embracing Sesshoumaru tightly.

"Okay, now Kagome, you are probably wondering why you're here..."

"Hai Jerry..."

"Well Sesshoumaru why don't you tell them why they're here..."

At this point, the conversation is handed over to Sessshomaru.

" Well sweety...I have brought you here to tell you that..."

Kagome interupts.

"You're gay?"

Sesshoumaru is mortified.

"Iie! Iie, that's not it...it's just that I have, well, a sort of fetish...a fetish for pocky..."

"Omikami!"

Kagome puts her hands over her mouth. The crowd goes crazy.

"I was wondering if...you could, well you know... help me with it. I dressed up in this uniform for you and everything..."

"Well hai...hai I guess..."

Sesshoumaru sounds very excited.

"Really?"

"But on one condition..."

"Anything!"

"I want you to eat jello off my boobs..."

The crowd goes INSANE.

Jerry intervenes.

"Okay, okay, but now I have to interrupt. Because there's actually something else that somebody needs to tell you Kagome."

Crowd silences, from the shadows emerges Miroku, sitting down next to Kagome.

Miroku speaks.

"Arigato Jerry...okay here's the thing...you know how important your friendship is to me Kagome... but, hell, I want MORE..."

"What are you saying?"

"I want to have passionate sex with you..."

Sesshoumaru stands up rapidly from his seat. The crowd squeals with delight.

Sesshoumaru is angry.

"Now wait just a minute!"

Kagome is shocked.

"HENTAI!!"

"Okay, everyone please let's just calm down for a second, please, because it just turns out that I now have a suprise for all three of you..."

Jerry points to the side entrance onto the stage and Inuyasha appears with a big grin on his face. Sesshoumaru leaps out of his chair and lunges towards the hanyou, swinging wild punches...

"Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!"

The security guard pulls them apart and sits them on opposite sides of Kagome. Sesshoumaru wipes away the dribble of blood from his nose while Inuyasha blinks a rapidly blackening eye.

Sesshoumaru speaks first.

"You piece of shit, you've always been jealous of me and Kagome, why don't you just face the fact that we're together? Huh?"

"Oh yeah you have a great relationship don't you? When was the last time you had sex? Huh?"

Kagome blushes but interjects.

"Only 5 hours ago actually."

The crowd explodes excitedly.

Inuyasha's face contorts and he leaps out of his chair towards Sesshoumaru. Sesshoumaru stands and scoops up his chair, swinging it at Inuyasha in wild arcs. The security guards step in and drag them apart.

Jerry comes in.

"Wait a second, wait a second, I've missed something here. Why are the two of you so angry at each other? Inuyasha help me out here."

"Well Jerry it's a long story...but basically I asked these two if they wanted to form a threesome with me...

"A threesome with who? Kagome and Sesshoumaru? Isn't he your brother?"

"That's right Jerry, I think about them both all the time..."

Kagome is disgusted.

"Omigod! You're sick do you know that? I don't even want to see you again! I'm in love with Sesshoumaru and that's how it's gonna' stay!"

The crowd whoops and bellows in excitement. The camera moves out into the crowd and Jerry holds the microphone out to a young woman.

"Yeah, I have a question for you down there... Kagome, I have to ask, are you crazy not to want to get down with Sesshoumaru and Inuyasha or what? I think you should consider yourself more lucky!"

Miroku is interested.

"Young lady, may I ask your name?"

"Sango."

" Will you bear my children?"

The crowd explodes in excitement. Jerry steps away and looks sternly into the camera.

" Well as much as I wish that this could go on forever, I have to draw it to a close...and so i say this - what have morals stooped to in society today if we are even here talking about hair's and bearing children? People harbouring secret

obsessions for best friends, others seeking comfort in the numbers of threesomes with their brother. Throughout this all we've forgotten that two of the people down there are quite possibly in

love and these peoples friends should respect that rather than just seeking fulfillment of their own desires. Thank you...and goodnight."

Queue cheesy background music and fade to black.