I can't wait to see what the green mass does!

I really like this story alot. Can you please write some more chapters?

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UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE PPPPLLLLEEEZZZZ!!!! this story is so funny dat i almost peed in my pants from laughing so much!!!!!

AHHH! PLEASE UPDATE FASTER! NEED MORE FUNNY BUNNY! (I mean... sesshy) And omg. This is just too priceless. Update por favor!

this is lol , keep on reviwing !

*please excuse my language* What the hell this story is sooooo fucking funny you should really wright more my favorite part is when the dick lord .......demon lord Sessoumaru has an epic showdown with Kagomes cat! : ) Thanks!

You make me happy. In many, many ways, but especially in the ways that come with imagining Sesshoumaru in underpants. Or none, if it comes down to it ;]

Can I just... rapehug you?

Hey you left me hanging like that other person come on give me a break I mean come on why does everybody freakin have to end there story with a cliff hanger : ( I hope you write the next chapters quickly OH! and by the way so far your story is Freakin awesome! : )

dude i was laughing my ass off during this read...
please!....update soon...

my question is when will the war truly begin? this whole feud between sesshoumaru and kagome has to just be the beginning. how horrible it must be to be that sexually frustrated. by the way, the use of pot, a spinning office chair, and sexual innuendos in the same chapter...truly brilliant, just absolutely stellar.

hehhehhe it is completely hilarious and cool!!!! :)

yummy...eagerly awaiting more!!
tilayha

this is a great story its original... almost... i think.. but i like it and i can't wait for the next chapter :)

crazy girl, i found out that when i laugh THAT LOUD and THAT HARD, my neighbors call the police, 'cuz they don't know what the hell is going on! and they wouldn't believe me when i explained...but sesshy in a dominance contest with a kitten???? next he'll be in a pissing match with daisuki! and i gotta ask, is kagome's character based on you? hee hee hee. seriously, there are some frightful issues going there.

well, you're crazy and unusual, and incredibly brilliant, and i'm glad they haven't had sex yet, cuz i'm sure you got even more crazy, funny stuff before that insanity happens. i still wish you were a neighbor (you wouldn't have called the police on me 'cuz you thought i was being tortured),. heck i'd even bake you cookies to welcome you to the neighborhood.

Do you have any idea how qutoable you are? The things you come up with.. You should publish a dictionary or book dedicated solely on the things you say; I'd probably be the first in line to buy it, but yeah, my grandmother thinks I'm officially insane now for busting out laughing every 5 seconds. She even threatened to come over and see what I was reading. I nearly lubricated my pants, but thankfully, I distracted her with my scarf. I hope you're happy.

I loved this chapter! I laughed so much my sides hurt. While I hated how she went to get his pants because she was scared of him (though, really, not that much and it was smart of her since he is an ass and rolls in his asshatry), the hobo thing evened it out.

Hehehe... His apartment is breezy. LOL

This entire chapter was so hilarious that I squirted milk out my nose I haven't even drank yet. The bit about the perfect ass was amusing beyond reason.

I love you. For reals.

i love this fic! you are such an amazing writer! the playful banter between Sesshoumaru and Kagome is freaking hilarious i can realistically picture everything that happens between them and i love it! if Kagome's mental rants are great. please keep up the good work!

Yay! This is my thing to read, I love it ^_^ Ahh, some much needed humor after a not-so-humorous day; it's like you have esp or something!

Hahahaha, I LOVE this fanfic. I laughed SO hard. Wish I had half the random insanity you did. Can't wait for next chapter! ...Until then, ja ne!
~Tainted

I absolutely love this fic! It's so funny and catchy, every chapter so far has made me laugh so hard, because some of the things I would say and do. Keep at it...you're one of my new favorite authors and I hope you write more with that sense of humor ^_~

No no, don't make them jump their bones too soon, i think Sesshomaru should be the one to beg...and i mean BEG, make the sexual tension rise so much - it'll be awesome and with Kagome's liveliness and craziness- that can be used as a catalyst.

I love this story. Keep it up.

Whoa-ho! You got a new chapter up! Yay for me! I'm sorry, my fingers are frozen solid cuz I live in Wisconsin, so yeah, but yeah... I'm typing wrong cuz of it, but I'm deleting, so you don't really know that, now do you? Anyway, that's not wanted to say. What I wanted to say was good job. I love your story. More then even mine. How sad is that? Seriously, I shouldn't love anyone's stories more then mine, but I do, so yeah... Plus, you are so random in your writing that it just brings a smile to my face. Keep up the good work. Oh, and you don't have to have the sex in the next chapter. Hold it off. Just try to get Sesshoumaru to get Kagome to give him a lap dance. I've been waiting for that (It's in your description thingy (I'm sorry, I can't think of the right word, to fucking cold)). Anyway, Kudos to you, by at least twenty. No less. Probably a lot more. XD MORE, DAMN IT! I WANT MORE FUNNINESS! ~TH~

Whoa-ho! You got a new chapter up! Yay for me! I'm sorry, my fingers are frozen solid cuz I live in Wisconsin, so yeah, but yeah... I'm typing wrong cuz of it, but I'm deleting, so you don't really know that, now do you? Anyway, that's not wanted to say. What I wanted to say was good job. I love your story. More then even mine. How sad is that? Seriously, I shouldn't love anyone's stories more then mine, but I do, so yeah... Plus, you are so random in your writing that it just brings a smile to my face. Keep up the good work. Oh, and you don't have to have the sex in the next chapter. Hold it off. Just try to get Sesshoumaru to get Kagome to give him a lap dance. I've been waiting for that (It's in your description thingy (I'm sorry, I can't think of the right word, to fucking cold)). Anyway, Kudos to you, by at least twenty. No less. Probably a lot more. XD MORE, DAMN IT! I WANT MORE FUNNINESS! ~TH~

LMMFAO!!!
This is not only the funniest, but also the best fic I've read in a long, long time!!!
Please keep up the great work!!!

LEMON NOW!!!LEMON NOW!!!!LEMON NOW!!!! MAKE THEM JUMP EACHOTHERS BONES ALREADY!!!!! :( oh and update soon:D

wow! this is really hilarious. its like a random bunch of shit slopped together. but i like it :]. this had me laughing for a good ten minutes after reading it. good job!

I just want you to know I absolutely love this story and can't wait to read more!

This is probably the most entertaining and amusing stories that I've ever read. I sped through the chapters wanting to see some Kagome and Sesshoumaru action and unfortunately, that cliffhanger earn me a stubbed toe because my foot hit something hard after reading the end of the last chapter. I will be back and reading whent he chao ensues in the next chapter! (^_^)

*chuckles voraciously* I love your dry humour and sarcasm. And Meager?! I think not. Just counting down the chapters in which Sesshoumaru and Kagome finally score. You are making it painfully obvious and my stomach contents are pumping inhumane amounts of acid throughout my body. You make me laugh too much it's a crime.

girl, you keep writing and i'll keep reading! i am laughing so hard i almost fell out of my chair. after reading this, i no longer miss being able to drink. you have achieved a level of unreality that can only be equalled by hearing william shatner speak chinese. i feel i no longer require logic in my life. now i can believe there is a black hole in the bermuda triangle... whoohoo!

Woo hoo long chapter! I LOVE the wonderful mental pictures this chapter produced 'Sesshoumaru in nothing but an apron and a chef's hat'...fabulous.

;_; oMGosh.... Is that it? No more? xD

I still can't stop laughing!! You are just funny on a stick~~~ 3~~!!! More pleaaaaase :D

Perverted=3

I. Just had to stop. Your story is amazing. And I just had to stop to tell you that I am enjoying it immensely!!! It is absolutely hilarious! Everything! And everyone's behavior! So funny 3!!!!! EVEN THE QUOTES!!!!!!!

Okay... I'm done ^_^... I'm going to get back to reading now :D

I love the way the story is going. I laughed so hard a lot. Its seems as though Sess is depraveed from having a friend and has somehow decided Kag would be a good choice since she obviously amuses him. Its really funny that he just barged into her life and is taking a whatever he can get. Cant wait for the next chapter.

this is a really awsome chapter! Seriously, I didn't stop to laugh all the way! *grin* You are really good. I can't wait to read more! Hope that you will be able to update really really soon. Please please update soon!!!!!

great ! keep on updating !!!!!

I like it alot and can't wait to read more...i have been sucked in!!!!

I am so happy to see you. Really I thought that you were going to be one of those people that let a great story go unfinished. I really love this story and I do hope that you don't take to long updating. I know I would hate to lose you now that you have updated, and with a great chapter might I add. Thank You again so much. See you soon?!

I love your story! It is so funny! I can not wait for an update!

i think sesshomaru and kagome should get stuck it the elevator get in a fight and then get in a heated moment and then.......elevator sex

I had to gouge my retinas, stumble my way to the comfort room, messily vanquish any and all taint on said retinas, then insert them back into my eye sockets just to make myself believe that I wasn't going insane and that you did INDEED finally update. What I've said before and what I will continue to say since you've revealed yourself to the Sess/Kag-ism.. "I commend you." Also, I sincerely missed you when you took your unannounced hiatus that never happened and I am very over-joyed that you are back.

YAY! You're back! Another amazing chapter that made me giggle again! Been missing this one and I'm glad to know you haven't abandoned us.

This story is oh so entertaining! I love it, even if the plot doesn't think so ^_^ I can't wait until the next chapter!

can you email me when you updated at hazelsonice06@yahoo.com

*Giggles* Hate you for this chapter? My god, you must be insaine. Now, I'm not sure if it's my lack of sleep, my odd humor, or just me being me... But I absolutly love this story. So, this means you have the crazy person's vote of confidence. ^-^ Yay you! But yeah, I really truly believe that this is one of the best stories I've read in quite a while. And this includes: Plot, Grammar, Humor, and Character's. So, you're pretty much awesome. Alight, I have to go, but keep up the amazing work. *Hugs and Cookies* - Ray

P.S. - I love that Kagome isn't ashamed at getting what she wants physicaly! And fifty-seven?! Damn! Tell her I said, 'You go girl!'.

HAHAHA!!! This totally made my day! I laughed so hard I nearly fell off my chair. X)

I REALLY hope you update soon!!! I CANNOT WAIT!!! I love your story!!!

Lily

I love it! It's funny!

Update!!update soon!!

why oh why haven't you updated this story in ever so long? i can re-read it only so many times. as a matter of fact, i think i may have memorized it.

Too funny, another to add to my favorites. Update soon!

I so totally love your writing style, its fun and hilarious and makes me happy on the inside.

Looking forward to the next chapter... if I remember to check in on it. :\ I have a tendency to forget about awesome stories after a few days. It's a flaw.

::POKE:: WHERE ARE YOU!!?? I'M GOING INTO DT's....::sobs::

pleasepleaseplease come back!

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!!!
I sincerely DONT know why I hadn't read this new chapter...omg, you still have the same spunk! I know you know that i love you so much.
Girl, this story is terrific, and I certainly found it credible that Jinenji had drugs on him...yeah, he was the plant thing-y guy! Like the mayan!..A shaman! Hahaha, funny...
And you included carrots (as a -someone- reincarnation)...and bunnies! Oh, I recalled so many pleasant conversations. ^^
I hope you update soon! (How do you manage to sleep knowing us -fans- want more chapters?..Oh, there goes your eight-year-plus-several-days insomnia..hn, fascinating..)
I think I miss you...yeah...um...



...gotta go before I lick you. He...
Byee (>o)/

Kanz.

LOL!!! i know how kagome feels at this point. ive got some friends like those!! drugs and all. why i still hang out with them is as lost to me as it is to kagome!!!!
tilayha

*le gasp* I forgot to review? O_O *slaps self* You idiot.

Muse: There has never been a more truthful sentence spoken before.

Me: Back in the close before I take drastic measures dammit!

Anyway...it was perfect. As usual! Pure crack to make us all damn happy about it. *snickers* Kagome has such a hectic life...but hell! If Sesshoumaru is in it, I'd take her part any day.

*dreamy* You write his bastard, stuck-up character so well! ^_^

Very funny.. Good story. Update soon

You're comedic relief is brilliant! You are a truly unique (and none of that "like the rest of us" bs) and amazing writer... hmm or maybe its just that you're an experienced writer. But your story stands out and I love it. Congratulations!

This chapter had me rolling! That was just too too funny! XD

OMG! I don't hate you...I love you! Thuis chapter was soooo funny! I loved it. The whole pot thing had me rolling! Keep up the great work!

Damn you and you damn cliff hangers!
Urgh, every chapter just when things get so interesting and I'm laughing so hard, I could possibly hack up a lung, and sitting on the
edge of my too tiny computer chair(My ass is about as wide as a New York city block),



~Wham!~

~Bam!~

~Boooom!!!!!~

Goodbye the end!

Nooo! Why must you do this, what else am I supposed to do
the rest of the day?!(I have no life, if you haven't figured out yet ^^) Anyway,I absolutly adore this story, and also have fallen madly in love with you!(Bet you didn't see that coming)

But until then my dearest,

I shall wait eagerly by my computer for the next chapter, and obsess over any possible reason why Sesshomaru was getting feaky deeky with a married woman, and why Kagome has so many lovers.(Isn't she supposed to always be the good girl?)

I don't hate this chapter! In fact, I found it amusing. Everyone's just so entertaining, and I want to laugh out loud. Not to mention the characters you throw into here and the wit. Woo. Good job.

mmmmm yummy.......

Can't wait for the juicy lemons!!!!

Your story is so freaking funny! Hope to see another chapter out soon! I can't wait to see how you portray everyone!

Shadow Girl

>_> Just so you know, carrots aren't innocent. They're evil! =P

Great chapter. Can't wait for the next. ^-^

Holy crapola! Kagome wa- IS a RABID SEX MONGER?!?!

It's official; You are my FCUKING HERO!! This is such a new and refreshing plot, it makes me giggle in pleasure. I thought you were just joking about the 'black book' and the Kagome-getting-some-like-a-monkey-trapped-in-an-elevator.. ON MATING SEASON; do monkey's have mating seasons?

Anyways, why are you not a writer or someone famous of some sort? The way I see it, the stuff you write is PURE genius. Oh and I'm glad I make you fawn over your keyboard. It makes me feel tingly inside.. Or do I just need to go to the bathroom?

Update you FANTASTICAL-AWESOMLEY-AWESOME-HUMOUROUSLY-SARCASTIC MORTAL!

^_^

Fav. Quote: "Quit eye-humping me."

Lol.... i like this story, its interesting, not use to kagome being as u say a sort of slut.... lol different personality then most stories i've read... lol

Are you kidding??? Hate it?!?!?! I LOVE IT!!!! I couldn't stop reading!!! I hope you update really, really , really soon~ Could you email me when you update???

Thanks!!!
Lily

totally funny! XD

Hey love the story can't wait for more chapters

I haven't laughed this much for a fanfic in so long I had forgotten how much fun they could be! I love it :) This is really hilarious and original :D Can't wait for an update mwahaha o.o Thankyou!

Now why would anyone want to harm you for this chapter??? It was filled with alot of totally confusing for poor Kagome funny stuff. Kagome, a party animal. Okay so I've seen a few where she was alittle wild but you've added her to the girls go wild party video scenario. Quite a different take on her character but you seem to making it fit. I just loved Shippo's description of Kagome's conquests. That was pure genious. Like I said, you're funny without having to get down and raunchy. I can't wait to hear Sesshoumaru explaination. I hope it's a good one or Kagome's wrath may not be her fault. Get some sleep now and I'll be seeing ya again. Jen

Oh my gosh- I'm still deciding whether that was a good one or not. Must be the smoke.. it feels good, but oh so confusing. And it makes you say things like, "Yeah!! Let's see Sesshoumaru squirm! Daisuke, too!"
Must be the smoke.

yay!! your back but ew.... i um old people their type..eh..er i still love you don't worry!!

This story is so funny. I really like Kagome's interesting experiences in America.
YAY!! SHIPPOU'S HERE!!

HA! You slipped in a "deakface"! You rock. But you already knew that. And I must say - best elevator scene in existence. Though Mr. Yamamoto might soil his Care Bear pajama pants when he sees Kagome and Sesshou in such a compromising position. Then again, maybe he likes to watch?

update soon

Hey Sada, just so you know, I am on drugs...lots of them. I'm disabled with alot of different problems but I assure you I am in complete control of my faculties. I speak only what I see is the truth and you have a very wonderful talent in making people laugh. The fics I have read of yours are all well balanced with humor, plot and characterization. The flow of you fics aren't rushed or choppy. I'm happy to have found another writer that makes me feel anticipation when I come online to look for updates. I loved this last chapter and I'm quite looking forward to finding out why Sesshoumaru feels the need to have this couple confront their infidelities toward one another. Jen

Your story has me hooked I simply can not get enough.
I have never laughed out loud with anything books, fanfiction nothing. Yet as I read this the laughter just bubbles to the surface. I love your characterization of them all... simply brilliant ^_^ I look forward to future chapters and sesshy torture........Keep up the most outstanding work^_^

So, now Sesshoumaru and Kagome are 'caught in the act.' A lot seems to revolve around that particular elevator.

Maybe we're being led on an elevator fic parody, and just don't know it yet? You've certainly got the humor part down pat.

Now...all I have to ask is...Where's the hot elevator sex?

Loved it!!! i really like this story! i so cant wait for another chappie!!! its going to be soo funny

...*drools*

Humor? Check. Plot? Decent. Carry out? ...parfait. *tackle glomp*

Seriously though, thanks for actually writing this story with such aplomb. It makes it so much fun to read!

Deal.
The whole time I was reading this chapter, my face was permanently contorted into this facial expression.. XD
I give you my highest form of praise yet.. SHITACULAR. As always with your witty humour and sarcasm; *sighs* It's like music to mine ears. =D
Updating can be expected when you are able and willing. I commend you!

This was good so far. When you finish email me.

umm...okay...so.....er....ah.....can u have an orgy? for me? everyone included? and lots of chocolate? i'll share with you!!!!!

lol..okay...no..that was dumb..but i'd be eternally grateful if u DID have a sesshoumaru-orgy.....but its funny, yeah, and ribtickling..no...rib-breaking..ouch....remind me not to read the next chapter when i'm high on chocolate....

and...kagome..is....kagome...virginal, fuck-me-now-but-i'll-scream-if-you-do kind of a kagome.......rumiko takahashi should take some pointers from you.......miroku is....miroko, sesshoumaru is....okay..i'm gonna go and glomp him right about now...u mind?

Tears, I have tears laughing my ass off with this funny ass story, I swear you are hilarious. Where the hell do you get this stuff, omg you are insane, and by the way Sesshoumaru is a demon so he is not going anywhere anytime soon. Keep up the the fantastic work. YOU SO ROCK!!!!!!!

Name the exact time, location, and gimme the candy up front. No, wait, give me chocolate up front. Because chocolate is infinitely better. You can't dip a nakid Sesshou-kun in candy, now can you? Nooo you cannot...well, you could, but it would be difficult...and melted chocolate on Sesshou-kun tastes better. 0_0 Not that I know or anything.... Didja buy it?

The scene with Kagome and Miroku and the man-on-man site...that was hilarious...and made me picture Sesshoumaru-on-Gerald-Butler. Strange mix, but they are my two man-slaves.... Or Gerry-on-Sesshoumaru. Either one atop the other creates a stunningly arousing image.... Mmm...a sweaty, nakid, muscle flexing, groaning Gerry and Sesshou-kun.... The only thing missing is whipped cream and melted chocolate.... Not that I think about it frequently or anything....

And Daisuke with the condom. Why do men always think they're going to have their nasty way with a woman...and on a first date no less? The pigs.... Well, of course, if Sesshoumaru had a condom and dropped it and I saw it...well, I could not deny my Inu-lord, now could I? ^Grins wickedly^

Oh and the scene with the revered right elevator wall. I seriously wanted to clean my own back off with a disinfectant wipe...or you know, acid.... Icky....

Ah the irony at the end...you love torturing your characters, don't you? And we all love to see it.... Fucktastic...it has just become a word of my dictionary. Along with words like hunkalicious, yummalicious, and fuckability. Mhmm. Thank you for adding to my vast vocabulary. I'm sure my mommy thanks you for it, too.

So, yeah, a AWESOME chappie. Now I'm gonna go ogle and fantasize over a nakey Gerry and Sesshou covered in chocolate...mmm...they are sooo utterly lickable.....

Haha, irony at its best. I love you.
(You graduated already!? o.o)

you have to be the onlky write i have encountererd who writes such humorous 'after thoughts' of the characters in the story...I usually ignore them, but I seem to look forward to yours almost as much as the actual story!
- Sidhe

*Blinks* Oh goodness, if Miroku was raised on that I can only see him doing two things for a living – disguising himself with a female name and writing smut *ahem* romance novels or being a swim suit salesmen. Lol, I can just see it now. “Here ladies, let me help you put that on. Oh, you don’t think it fits your bust correctly? Let me check for you!*fondle fondle SMACK*. Good times!

Oh wow, I’m definitely loving Kagome’s little black book. And sadly, I can relate to her elevator ‘not-wanting-to-touch’ syndrome. My friend Jason and I needed to take the school elevator because I was on crutches and he was carrying my stuff. When we stepped into the elevator, it smelled just a little weird. And worse, we could see a suspicious smudge on one of the walls. We just shared a look or utter horror and stood perfectly still in the middle of the elevator. *shudders* What a horrid memory!

How has Kagome not strangled you yet? Putting her in these situitations. And the condom? All I could think of when I read that is Youkai Yume’s drawing of when Sesshomaru finds a condom and then glomps Kagome. My favorite part of the whole chapter has got to be your use of the word fucktastic. How perfectly suited for Kagome’s situation! A plain f-bomb just wouldn’t have cut it so bonus points for finding the word which completed the puzzle. Now, I’m off to do some of the homework I set aside when I noticed you had update. I am the embodiment of procrastination! Chow^^!

~Chaos

I may be going overboard with this. But I have to say you are absolutely hilarious. It was always a cross between you being funny and me just being slow and finding it utterly hilarious. Either one is fine with me.

-River

I need to breathe...I can't stop laughing...haha, oh man, this fic is amazing, keep it up...I'm getting some funny looks thought...apparently I'm laughing pretty hard...update soon, please, for the sake of my not-so-sane sanity!! I beg of you!

I love this story...It's HILARIOUS! I love Kagome's attitude about everything, but seriously, I think she needs some meds to sedate her a little...she seems a little...jumpy, but I guess, who wouldn't be with a life like hers...a life full of elevator sex...the attentions of older men, and Miroku. Hey, how has she survived without medication?!

*still trying to recuperate from the amount of giggling and laughing until her ribs hurt* You have a fantastic sense of humor! I love you! Hell...I love Miroku and Kagome and Sesshoumaru!

Daisuke is just - ew! Not going there. Can't wait - like usual - for more Sesshoumaru/Kagome interaction! Much love!

Now...well, the place is called Ebony Silks and is a challenge community especially created for this pairing (because God only knows I haven't seen any!). One week a drabble challenge (250 words max) and the next a one shot challenge (250 words min) and so on and so forth. Lots of shiny banners to go around and lots of fun - everyone writes this pairing. How could one not be happy? *grins*

Ummm...address?

http://community.livejournal.com/ebony_silks/profile

Have, fun, join if you want (you're pure gold! I'll probably end up laughing my ass off seeing you write) and no rush! I would suggest you joining LJ, not for this community, but because it's a great place to gave friends, it will eat your time (whether it's free or not, LJ muses care not) and there are many communities (Inuyasha) with icons, fanfiction, banners...the works!

*winks* Update soon! I can not wait for the next chapter!

hahhaha, man, kags is now my idol!! what a dirty dirty girl, love it! wonderful chapters so far, humor is absolutely hilarious and i really do love miroku, damn perv's my other idol! hahaha, continue soon!
-hasu86

waah I'm glad you updated! I hope you do so again! This is a really great humorous fic! =]

Greeting From The Cold, Chilly North! (Actually, it’s quite warm in Southern Ontario right now)

What a great story! I am totally enthralled! I swear, I have not laughed this hard since I read ‘Heart Hacking’ and ‘you spin me right round’.

Miroku is one lucky butt, guessing Kagome’s favorite pie right. It’s kind of scary that he knows so much about her. I have known my best friend for, what? … (counts years on fingers) 7-ish years and I couldn’t tell you nearly HALF of that information. But I can tell you that she should be institutionalized. Not really, but she needs something to calm down. Perhaps she has caffeine in her blood stream instead of blood.

Any ways. I was in stitches when I started this chapter. What a way to catch someone’s attention! Seriously! And Kagome isn’t as innocent as she is lead on to be, apparently.

I love the characters in this story so much! They are wicked entertaining! Sesshoumaru seemed almost appaled at being called a dickhead. I wonder why. (scratches head)

Moving along…

I should end this review. I have been procrastinating on doing my homework since 3:30pm and it is not 7:30pm. I should start it now or else I would NEVER get it done and my accounting teacher will have my ass in a sling and attempt to shove Partnership Accounting Methods down my throat.

Que sera sera.

Keep those fingers a-typin’ and have fun with this! Keep up the great work!


The ever so lazy, yet oddly loveable,
-Ashley

-raises eyebrow- WHY would I have a problem w/ Sess ego bashing? He deserves it. And it's funny. I can' t wait to find out what happens next. Update soon. ^_^

Oh please, do continue to make us laugh. You have such a wonderful sense of humor without making it sound so low down raunchy. I think we readers out here in fanfic land need some more upscale humorous writers, so I agree with you on that note. You are just what this gal needs. So, the American college life turned our Kagome into a "bad" girl, ne? Go America!!!! Girls just wanna have fun!!! And who to help her along in her deflowering but our lovable Miroku. When he put her hands to his chest and then put his hands to hers, I was waiting to hear him say, "Squishy" just like on YuYuHakusho. Now that was funny. And why does Sesshoumaru want to address both husband and wife? Is he being blackmailed into having elevator sex? And I don't think I can ever walk into another elevator without grinning like a Cheshire cat.

LOVE IT! YOUR AMAZING! I love the way you make kagome and miroku's relationship, it's super cute and funny. Keep doing a great job........ and now i must leave, for my chocolate bar calls me.
*swoosh*

The title drew me in and DAMN you have not disappointed. The last time I laughed this hard, and I don't know the politics of this, but the last time I laughed this hard was :

How a moon rock can lead to... well you know! by ~Nikkari~

Let me tell you. You got it in spades! Girl, you have humour, sexiness and style! I freakin love it!

Oh My God, this fic is sooooo funny. You simply rock, really. Update it faster :)

Gah! LOVE this story so much. Thanks for making me laugh really really hard when I was having a bad day. Cheered me up a bit ^.^.
So tag me onto the update list, if you will. I can't wait for the next chapter!
Emily

Hey love the chapter and story. can't wait for the next chapter

Um..I love you. haha. I act the same way around Kagome when it comes to blender's. They can be very traumatizing. It's true.
This story kinda makes me want to pee myself with glee. It's just so funny. I can't help myself.
Soooo...when's the hot, wild, passionate, monkey sex? hmmmm? I can't wait. *squeals* Monkey sex is the best!
I anxiously await the next update,
A.J.

After reading Masquerade I just had to read Slip of the Tongue, and I must say that you are truly gifted. I was laughing so hard I almost woke the baby. I had to go out outside to smoke a cigarette to come down. Thank you so much for sharing you wit with us, and by the way you have some of the Most Awesome Reviewers. They all get cookies. for all the henties out there 15 mins with Sesshoumaru. Update soon.
X's and O's
lilmoe31

w0w do I feel dumber than a box of rocks! This is me, banging my head on a brick wall repeatedly in order to repent for my stupidity. There I am prompting you to put out a new story and it totally blew my mind that you had ASOTT out. (Ah, this is the best game ever! Test your friends! Throw out an acronym and see if they can figure it out. The author of TOTF and SOTF and I play all the time. So, there are your hints. Try and figure out who I play with. Good Luck!)

Well, how about I review your chapter now instead of spouting out random things? Sound good? Lol. I’m absolutely in love with this story because Kagome seems to be so much in character! How so you might ask? Well now,*steeples fingers and puts on ridiculous glasses* If Kagome never traveled back in time and hung around with Miroku for most of her life as you have her doing, I imagine that this is exactly how she would act. Most people make her too feudal era Kagome even if she never traveled there. Have a snickers for your accomplishment! Oh, and you obviously have the lecher down pat XD. Hmm…anything else besides the fact that you are fantabulous? No? Great! Eagerly awaiting anything you see fit to throw at us,
~Chaos

P.S. – You definitely earned a Sesshomaru Ice cream cone! With extra whip cream and a nice juicy cherry on top.

My dear! I believe I found religion!
I simply love Kagome! And her blunt remarks....Bhhaha....We should make you the CEO of the new independent female front! Make men suffer....no, no....let's try again! Let's make men-whores, who look like they are 5 min from being raped by the surrounding female crowd, suffer!
Aaah....I simply can'r await the next chapter.....oh, and by the way, would you mind hurring up! We aren't getting any younger here!
I love Miroku! He makes the word "virgin" run screaming away! HA!
Beautiful story! You've to keep that thing alive!

I know why Sesshoumaru does not want anyone to know about his scandalous, impure, dirty, hot animal sex in an pure, clean, non-dirty elevator. It wasn't really sex, was it? Mrs. Yamamoto was molesting him, wasn't she? Go girlfriend! More women around the world need to molest - I mean have consentual, hot, steamy, NC-17 rated, able-to-melt-buttah-your-so-hot, dear-lord-help-me-now sex with - Sesshoumaru.

So, yeah. I love your "pork" comment. Hehe. I totally forgot that saying even existed, I haven't heard it in so long. But, I have to ask. How in the hell do you keep your humor? I mean, I'm a naturalborn smart-ass, too. My mouth (which has a mind of its own) gets into trouble. Well, get's ME into trouble. But anyways, how do ya do it?

And can I just say this is a uberly FAN-FREAKING-TASTIC story? I love it soooo much. It is an awesome slice of humorous heaven. Oh yes, and I have to say I LOVE the idea of you torturing Sesshoumaru. There aren't nearly enough torture Sesshou-kun fics out there. And c'mon, who DOESN'T like to torture Sesshoumaru? Whoever they are, are complete idiots.

So, yeah, I LOVE YOU!!!! And I'm glad I make you look like a stoner. Be assured that you are not the only I can make do that. I have special talents, ;). No! I'm not talking about my sexual talents, grand though they are. Lord get your head out of the gutter! :D

Now all we need is to give Kagome a whip and she can take over the world XD Though I'm still not convince Sesshoumaru has had enough torture, perhaps if UST was to enter the equation...? Though if it WAS actually torture, he would be getting any even in the end, and that is sad sad news indeed T_T

But, congratz one another milk-spewing-gut-breaking-stomach-exploding chapter of 'Slip of the Tongue', I bow before your amazing skills of rephasing (PORK!) and your wonderous ability of making Sesshoumaru suffer, may it never end.

SS

One. This story is absolutely great, seriously, this second chapter immensely entertaining.
Second. Your titled makes me think of Parapaxes (Freudian Slip) which makes me think of Freud then leads to the Elektra Complex. So let’s stick with the Elektra complex, there is a form of where women are not really attracted to their father per say however men around their father's age or perhaps older. Sesshoumaru's age is unknown however we do know Demons live for a long time so needless to say he's old, then lets bring in the whereabouts of Kagome’s father, where is he? We do not know as of yet. Therefore does Kagome have an Elektra complex? I think it's possible.
Haha. Sorry that was just ramblings, love the story keep it up!

Hahaha, I'm sure I'll love some Sesshoumaru angst, since it would be new to me. Yay! Go pioneers! (you)
Poor thing! witnessing such a scene. You know what they say, karma is a bitch...but wait...does that mean you tried that before? O.O Hahaha, luv ya with all my chocolate-flavored heart. But don't de-heart me, I'll die...and you'll resemble an aztec (yay! my people!).
I'll be waiting for the next chapter, just so I can think on more interesting things (like...not math or mexican economy)
*hugs you*

Babai!
Kanz.

*smirks evilly while rubbing hands together like Mr. Burns*

My extended vocabulary of doom is spreading.. Excellent.

Update soon man and a "SQUEE" to you as well.

P.S.
When I read the reviewers response thing at the end of the chapter and saw that you ACTUALLY responded to my comment, my face went from ^_^ (happy from reading), O_O (in awe that one of my favoured story writers responded), XD (and laughing at the silliness).

I was in total shock, but very hap-pey!

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You updated! And it was so lovely it had me giggling and snickering and really falling more and more in love with it by the minute!

Awwww! *heroic battle signal - raises sword...err, keyboard* I shall try my best to honorably occupy the position of favorite reader and reviewer! You're definitely a favorite anyway.

*is happy* And a sex scene all because of me?! It's more than I could ever hope for. *starry eyed* Should I give you some perverted ideas as a preview? *grins mischievously*

I absolutely adore this story! *gets down on knees and worships* Not many places can I find a good combination of humor, romance and all together sensible bitchiness with a sprinkle of in-character. *dramatic a la Miroku sigh*

Update! Now!

P.S: Can I interest you in an LJ Sesshoumaru/Kagome writing challenge community? You'd be a fabulous addition. I'm looking for members!

>.> *don't ignore the shameless promo* ^_^

THIS IS AWESOME AND FUNNY AND QUICK AND SMART! GET BACK TO WRITING IMMEDIATELY!

YAY!!! NEW INSANITY!!! I love your stories (Did I tell you that, before?) No..I would never be offended by you comparing your humor to mine...I think you nailed it head on! This story is off to a wonderful start, and I'm very much looking foward to their continuing exploits ... Sidhe

Laughing out loud, getting hushed by neighbors.

aaaah that was soooo funny. Please update this soon! If possible, please email me so I don't lose track of this story too! =] Thanks.

-Lyn

Oh, btw, what was it that you actually experienced? The witnessing of events? I really hope so...


hahahahahahaha.

AAAAAAAAHH! Why I didn't know about this? Whyy?!
It's magnificient and original and so funny and life is a bitch! Hahaha, poor Kagome, hahaha.
Update! When!

-Kanz

Please continue soon ;)

I couldnt find the clump of flesh that sits on your couch on ebay sooo im asking personally how much do you want for it?

haha! this is kawaii. very cute. can't wait to read whats gonna happen next! UPDATE SOON!! :D

oh my god it is the best chapter i've read in a while. please update as soon as possible

Isn't irony a bitch? Trust me, I know. Irony has come back to bite me in the ass on MORE than one occasion. I have the teeth marks to prove it! Wanna see?

No, probably not.

Great start! I totally love it! Sessho, you man-whore! Keep it in your pants!

GOD!

Any ways...

Keep up the great work and update again when you can. Just so long as it is not, like, a year from now because that would really piss people off.

Trust me! But I don't think you would be so cruel, would you? No! Certainly not!

Okay...I think I am done now.

Toodles!

-Ashley

I laughed so hard...you HAVE to write another chapter, you just HAVE to! Did I mention anything about you being brilliantly funny, scintilatingly hillarious, or witty to the max? If I forgot that it's because I'm laughing too damned hard! Now I'm going to go read the rest of your work.

Where is the rest of this story?! Love what you have so far! :)

Hot damn, you're back!
Its very nice to you writing fanfiction again. After your work was gone from A Single Spark; crappy Sesshoumaru/Kagome stories now dominate the site.
*shudders*

At least I have a story to read thats by a damn good writer.

Oh my gosh.

Well I'll be damned, you are alive. Glad to see you writing again. Your skills should not be wasted...and I very nearly had an aneurism from squealing in glee that you are not only writing again, but will be continuing Masquerade. You made my night. Hell, you made my week. And this story...oh God yes, it is great and completely, utterly awesome. Ah, what a Slip of the Tongue can do....

This is really cute so far. I can't wait to see more!

Wow that was good. Kagome yelling "It was him! He was the one getting jiggy with your wife in the elevator!!" I was rolling in laughter. Please update soon. I have to read more of it.

okay, I love this fic! It's funny with a hint of seriousness...but only a hint, so that's okay! Yes, you used "jiggy" in it...and, oddly, the word had me rolling in laughter...Keep up the great work!

Hey!! Woo!!! I loved this first chapter!!! I love Sess and Kagome arguing!! I can't wait to read what's going to happen next with the two of them!! Post more soon!

lol that made my inside tickle! i love it and please write more soon
!

very cool i love stories where kagome has a backbone!!! well done=)

I AM SO FREEKING HAPPY YOUR BACK!!!!!

I scowered the whole universe of the internet looking for you and now.. ! *faints* This story, is the SHIZZLE! UPDATE AS SOON AS HUMANELY POSSIBLE AND I'M SO GLAD YOUR BACK!!!!!

Sounds like a good story and i can't wait to read more.

Hahahaha! This is awesome. Please update soon :) :)

Wow that was highly interesting, and very original. I couldn't help but laughing at the end. It's so ironic how it all turned out for Kagome.

I had first read this fanfic on Adult Fanfiction, but seeing that you have posted your story on here as well, I will review it.

I loved it! Lol

-River

*chokes on laughter* This was...entirely priceless. I don't think that Sesshoumaru can hold anything against her but oh well. *giggles and muffles it* I'm absolutely loving this story!

Goes to my favorites and I'm notching up the ratings! I already adore this story. Good grammar, good characterizations, in character! Sesshoumaru/Kagome interaction - ahem, sex...soon hopefully?

*kitty eyes*

Oh, that was great. Emensly entertaining! I'm really looking forward to what comes next!